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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, old dee said:

That is a risk I will have to take.

but to square off banana price yesterday was $2.80 /kg.

Life wasn't meant to be easy :blink:

 
9 hours ago, old dee said:

Not sure what you had in your coffee Bbo but it has definitely affecting your reasoning powers. He would struggle to get six in six weeks.

I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!

6 possessions, 4 clangers...........great decoy job

 

53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely you don't want a decoy to dominate  dc?

Depends on whether you consider dominate a transitive verb or not ... :rolleyes:

OD it's all about the 2018 AFL season.

At best the MFC will be making up the numbers in the top 8 in 2017. No real chance of winning any silver this year.

Plus why would we want the Gold Hair Boy presenting one of our player with an award. The guy is toxic and his presents at the GF taints the whole season.

 

 

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

OD it's all about the 2018 AFL season.

At best the MFC will be making up the numbers in the top 8 in 2017. No real chance of winning any silver this year.

Plus why would we want the Gold Hair Boy presenting one of our player with an award. The guy is toxic and his presents at the GF taints the whole season.

 

 

Good to see you back Toady.

I'd be thrilled to see Turd present the Norm Smith to Oliver in a 2017 premiership. I could then pull out my giant inflatable syringe at the G and watch it bounce around on top of the crowd.

 
12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Good to see you back Toady.

I'd be thrilled to see Turd present the Norm Smith to Oliver in a 2017 premiership. I could then pull out my giant inflatable syringe at the G and watch it bounce around on top of the crowd.

Is that the ...err .. object .... you keep in your bedroom Moon?

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On 8/12/2017 at 10:31 PM, Redleg said:

Well, if we win, we are back in the eight.

Well we are, so please win again.


6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

.... and again!

and again and again and again and again.........that should take care of september :D

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Depends on whether you consider dominate a transitive verb or not ... :rolleyes:

Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?

Yes. Is that even a question? :rolleyes:


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Clearly rhetorical.

Which one -- yours or mine?

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!! Go and suck a banana!

No way on both counts!

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!


1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!

It's funny I always though gout was caused by grog but my old man has been off this [censored] for 10 years and still gets it.

one thing I know for sure; take the recommended dose of the medication. My father in law nailed as many pills as he could to mitigate against the pain and ended up with a urinary tract infection. Not pleasant!

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If you have some prejudice against bananas R and B ether 'fess up and leave this thread or hold your piece.

 

Nothing wrong with bananas. Had a couple today. One has to treat them with respect though ...

17 hours ago, picket fence said:

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!

rubbish, picket

Gout and Potassium

Potassium is a must in your gout diet

Potassium is an electrolyte that is found in water and many different foods in whole grains, fruits, vegetables, milk and beans. Fruits that are high in potassium, 200 milligrams or more are avocados, bananas, apricots, cantaloupes, dates, figs, kiwis, mangos and oranges. Veggies that are high in potassium are artichokes, squash, beets, carrots, beans, peas, potatoes and tomatoes. Other foods that are high in potassium are cocoa, granola, bran, milk, nuts, seeds and yogurt.

 
22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well we are, so please win again.

Like Mr Trumpy you too will get sick of winning !

4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Like Mr Trumpy you too will get sick of winning !

What's going on  Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph.

Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.


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