I just want to say this thread is absolutely incredible 

7 hours ago, america de cali said:

 

I've had lunch with Biffen.

I prefer the monkey.

Both for table manners ..... and most likely conversation.

Edited May 15, 20178 yr by Bitter but optimistic

44 minutes ago, layzie said:

I just want to say this thread is absolutely incredible 

You need to get out more lazie.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've had lunch with Biffen.

I prefer the monkey.

Both for manners ..... and most likely conversation.

You might have more in common with the monkey.

Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc.

like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

These bananas go to waste every year, tonnes of them in Queensland because they are too long, too bent, too straight, too thick or too thin for all you pedantic bananaophiles that inhabit this thread. Just stop and think for a moment about how wasteful your demands are and lift your game! 

36 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

These bananas go to waste every year, tonnes of them in Queensland because they are too long, too bent, too straight, too thick or too thin for all you pedantic bananaophiles that inhabit this thread. Just stop and think for a moment about how wasteful your demands are and lift your game! 

never tried a gamey banana, earl. can you recommend a fruiterer where i might acquire one?

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

You might have more in common with the monkey.

Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc.

like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

Now that's hitting below the belt.

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

You need to get out more lazie.

Probably.

Still impressive though, Remonds me of a group work email thread I've had going for about the same time period

7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Probably.

Still impressive though, Remonds me of a group work email thread I've had going for about the same time period

You work in an asylum laze?

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

that's apple iphone auto-predictive text for you, uncle

next they'll do away with teachers ......... just plug babies directly into a computer at birth and leave it to dr google and professor apple

and names will be replaced by numbers (just like footballers)

33 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that's apple iphone auto-predictive text for you, uncle

next they'll do away with teachers ......... just plug babies directly into a computer at birth and leave it to dr google and professor apple

and names will be replaced by numbers (just like footballers)

Arrgh!  Time to open another Shiraz.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

Is she intending to whisk you away Uncle?

21 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Is she intending to whisk you away Uncle?

I could cope with that.

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I could cope with that.

Make sure your passport is up to date and that your date is passable (in a doctor way)

Edited May 17, 20178 yr by Moonshadow

I wonder which Melbourne will turn up on sunday.

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wonder which Melbourne will turn up on sunday.

The Norf one, and hopefully the Real one. 

On ‎5‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 10:08 PM, Moonshadow said:

Make sure your passport is up to date and that your date is passable (in a doctor way)

Good Lord!!

Just finished the week attempting to help Biffen tidy up his affairs at the Gat.

It's cost me fuel for the Merc, tolls, lunches etc. Plus the physical burden of moving his equipment.

Neither a word of thanks nor any of his promised recompense.

[censored] ingrate!

 

It's been a bad week for me too Uncle. A slight accident on the way home yesterday, taking a short cut via Merri Creek. 

Toiges fans will be doing their 'nana tonight. 

Well we can now wash ourselves of that silly game of football for the year. Was intruding on the serious pursuits; crosswords  jigsaws and truffle hunting.

Word from brethren north is the yellow cropping not as harshly affected by nasty weather as possibly might have been but dont expect cheap fruit. 

Might buy and freeze...one needs a supply for daiquiris

Thinking of putting anyone on DL who tips us to win any game on ignore.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Thinking of putting anyone on DL who tips us to win any game on ignore.

Don't think .... Do !!

On Monday, May 15, 2017 at 10:43 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

You work in an asylum laze?

Close enough!