8 hours ago, mattjm said:

scully was good last night

Are you the same parasite from before?

If so please desist.

There are protocols to keep you out.

in other news,

US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress .

Surely she would be safer working with men in the future.

Just a thought.

 

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

in other news,

US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress .

Surely she would be safer working with men in the future.

Just a thought.

 

an extra gash could come in handy, but, biffo 

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

an extra gash could come in handy, but, biffo 

That's an incisive comment from you DC.

I expect nothing less given your expertise.

18 minutes ago, Biffen said:

That's an incisive comment from you DC.

I expect nothing less given your expertise.

i like to cut to the chase

Just now, daisycutter said:

i like to cut to the chase

I'll cut you some slack on this discussion dc

Didn't expect you be on Demonland tonight dc. Thought the event below might appeal have    leered     lured you in

"Remember the family slide night? Join us for a fun ‘slide night’ with pizza. We’ll have a 35mm projector and selected slides from the Boroondara collection, and beyond. Dig out some of your own family slides and bring them along to share.

Winners of the ‘Shutter Speed’ Transport in Boroondara Photo Competition will be announced at this event at 7pm.

When
11 May 2017 | 6:30pm to 8:00pm

Where
Camberwell Library
340 Camberwell Road
Camberwell VIC 3124

Cost:
Please see contact details below for enquiries.

Who should attend:
This event is mostly suited for adults."

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well said Red!!

And may I add, with  my usual modesty of course, that I'm sure my minor contributions about the wonderfully decadent and luxurious lifestyle at The Manor, has cheered up the otherwise sad life of many a poor person.

I am sure you have Uncle but sorry what are you talking about? Sorry I have been out of the loop this week, what with being summoned to the Palace at short notice this week by Her Majesty. You can imagine my apprehension on the 20 hour flight to London as I presumed the worst, perhaps it was a life threatening health issue for our Majesty or our own Sir Prince Phillip! Or perhaps Her Majesty was planning to abdicate in favour of Prince Charles, in which case I would be asked to take on even higher honours, I am sure, as we were both class captains at Timbertop all those years ago. However it transpired that I was informed by Her Majesty in a personal audience at the Palace that Prince Phillip will be withdrawing from Public life in August some 30 years after he should have, in her words! 

Anyway I have just landed back in time for tomorrow's clash somewhat jet lagged to all this chatter. 

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

In a quiet moment I had cause to reflect on society and I can't believe how much this thread has added to a fairly ordinary world.

All contributors should be proud of themselves.

I can't even imagine how much a discussion on bananas is helping the Us/Nth Korea situation and being informed about the goings on at the Gatwick, must be so uplifting to the people of the Sudan and Rawanda.

We have done the world a great good.

Perhaps I might even be nominated for the Nobel Prize for starting this truly magnificent thread. Have you blokes got nomination forms handy?

Not sure about Sudan and Rawanda but the plaudits are certainly well deserved.

as to wether initiator or contributors should be the rightful recipient of the prize we may have to seek judgment from ........?......   say Bob Dylan

A man who would certainly appreciate the lyrical content producing supreme emotional responses

14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well said Red!!

And may I add, with  my usual modesty of course, that I'm sure my minor contributions about the wonderfully decadent and luxurious lifestyle at The Manor, has cheered up the otherwise sad life of many a poor person.

That is why we are on this planet, to help our fellow man. 

13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

already sent my nomination form off, red. it was the un commission for war crimes and atrocities wasn't it?

That will do, once it is in we can fix the voting like the AOC just did. 

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That is why we are on this planet, to help our fellow man person. 

Tsk Tsk Red! A bit of pc please!

11 hours ago, dpositive said:

Not sure about Sudan and Rawanda but the plaudits are certainly well deserved.

as to wether initiator or contributors should be the rightful recipient of the prize we may have to seek judgment from ........?......   say Bob Dylan

A man who would certainly appreciate the lyrical content producing supreme emotional responses

I think as Initiator and Contributor I am the man.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tsk Tsk Red! A bit of pc please!

Will I never learn?

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Will I never learn?

Go and give yourself a jolly good lawyerly flogging Red.

13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I am sure you have Uncle but sorry what are you talking about? Sorry I have been out of the loop this week, what with being summoned to the Palace at short notice this week by Her Majesty. You can imagine my apprehension on the 20 hour flight to London as I presumed the worst, perhaps it was a life threatening health issue for our Majesty or our own Sir Prince Phillip! Or perhaps Her Majesty was planning to abdicate in favour of Prince Charles, in which case I would be asked to take on even higher honours, I am sure, as we were both class captains at Timbertop all those years ago. However it transpired that I was informed by Her Majesty in a personal audience at the Palace that Prince Phillip will be withdrawing from Public life in August some 30 years after he should have, in her words! 

Anyway I have just landed back in time for tomorrow's clash somewhat jet lagged to all this chatter. 

What a herculean effort on Her Majesty's Service.

Surely a knighthood beckons.

"Knight of the Order of Fitzroy"

Well done Earl.

When summoned to the throne one must heed the call.

My only hope is that Prince Phil can still opine on matters cultural from his chair.

He did manage to beautifully berate the photographer last D-day with some clever aliteration.

'Tis a pity his style of humour is frowned upon in the current zeitgeist .

We've slipped to page 3.

Not for the first time for many here   One would presume.

I'm disappointed that inanity has slipped from vogue.

Inanity is always in Vogue

Not always cosmopolitan !

And yet that ridiculous letter to goody thread has hit a bazillion pages.

The injustice of it all!

10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

And yet that ridiculous letter to goody thread has hit a bazillion pages.

The injustice of it all!

Unchecked rage is cool again.

I'm so glad.

Unchecked rage = impulsive lunacy?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Unchecked rage = impulsive lunacy?

How do we sign them up ?

29 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

How do we sign them up ?

I think we did when we took out a membership bb.

Should be pretty easy this week, an angry Crows side coming off a big defeat at their home base full of ferals.

Oh and Lynch has recovered, of course.