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Redleg
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3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

Sans skin? What's the local custom Biffen?

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Sans skin? What's the local custom Biffen?

    A gentleman never tells Moon.

    But they were advertised as something else.

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    A gentleman never tells Moon.

    But they were advertised as something else.

    Ah yes, a sucker born every day!

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    5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ah yes, a sucker born every day!

    A not so wise Asian lady once told me to be careful over there.

    " They'll show you a pig and sell you a dog" 

    I"Ve bought a few of each I suppose so it evens out.

     

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Who's foggy?

    All of the Dees fans.

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    19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Fogger!! Back from the dead!

    Defeated by the Shockers has drawn me back to DL

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    Had lunch with Biffen today. It's apparently good for the soul to mix with people from the more dubious social strata.

    Anyway Biffen chose the location and again it was a dingy little inn in some god forsaken backwater. Well the food!!

    It came either drowned in tomato sauce or needed to be, to mask the underlying "taste"

    Biffen, to demonstrate the sophistication gained from his recent Asian jaunt, created a scene. He demanded sweet chilli sauce Not only that but it had to be "Kan tong" or some such because that is "orthentic"

    FMD ! How humiliating!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Had lunch with Biffen today. It's apparently good for the soul to mix with people from the more dubious social strata.

    Anyway Biffen chose the location and again it was a dingy little inn in some god forsaken backwater. Well the food!!

    It came either drowned in tomato sauce or needed to be, to mask the underlying "taste"

    Biffen, to demonstrate the sophistication gained from his recent Asian jaunt, created a scene. He demanded sweet chilli sauce Not only that but it had to be "Kan tong" or some such because that is "orthentic"

    FMD ! How humiliating!

    I thought it was unnecessary giving someone from Romsey a knife and fork but I was proud of the way you muddled through and tied not to make a mess.

    If your hygiene continues to show improvement we may be able to take you somewhere civilised people eat and drink,as long as you promise to keep the food in your area.

    Alrhough most of your lunch ended up in your overalls,you at least managed not to sexually harass the staff.

     

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    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    Like some cheese with that whine ?

    Stiff Cheddar?

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    48 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Miners some cheese with that whine ?

    Stiff Cheddar?

    Couldn't I have Brie?

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    22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Couldn't I have Brie?

    Nuts and crackers?

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    14 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Nuts and crackers?

    Ok, but I am partial to those brown crackers with the raisins/sultanas. Also no Brazil nuts as not my taste. 

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    42 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Ok, but I am partial to those brown crackers with the raisins/sultanas. Also no Brazil nuts as not my taste. 

    what's this got to do with bananas?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    what's this got to do with bananas?

    Well you know bananas and cheese crackers come from the same supermarket. 

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    Our most optimistic year for over a decade, well for some anyway. 

    Cool vent Red. Way to go.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    What is this football related rant doing on this thread? Where are the moderators? 

    However it is a fair comment, but my reply is we have reverted to our normal state over the past 20 years. Last year was an anomaly for so few injuries, our norm for as long as I can remember is 10 to 12 on the injury list with 4 or 5 of those being in the best 24. That is our lot I am afraid, unlike the Dorks, the Cats over the past 10 years. 

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    Life often throws up a curve ball...

    flies a bit like a banana.,..

    Peel with it !

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    On Sunday, April 23, 2017 at 8:41 AM, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    Spencer down,  Smith ribs, others hobble like walking dead...

    I take it back Red. You have a good point.

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    On 4/23/2017 at 8:41 AM, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    ?

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    On 23/04/2017 at 8:41 AM, Redleg said:

    I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

    Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

    Etc. 

    Sounds a bit like doggies last year.

    They kept plugging away got stronger and found a way to win.

    We had so many good players but they were exhausted in the last, fumbles, lack of run poor decisions.

    some of the poorer performers need to have a good hard look and lift or go back to Casey. Hogan perhaps performs better around the ground where he certainly creates a contest.While he is great one on one he can't match double and triple teams

    Pedo Bugg Trengove all have experience at AFL level and could step in and up.

    i reckon Jack Watts is showing his class, others should lift just through his presence.

    We just have to look really hard at the Dons and beat them next week.

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Spencer down,  Smith ribs, others hobble like walking dead...

    I take it back Red. You have a good point.

    Well, the Smith curse bit might be right. Joel Smith gets a serious injury 15 minutes into his AFL debut, and Tim Smith gets a bad knee 1.5 matches into his career. All we need now is a banana shortage, and we can conclude we are cursed ... :)

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