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15 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The rickshaw driver is totally pist at me but all the swimming is giving his feet a well earned rest.

Hope you have the air con at full blast back in Borewood DC.

Must be hellishly uncomfortable in Melbourne.

Its gods way of punishing tennis players so all good.

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nah biffo, air-con is for wimps and hipsters

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    After reading that Earnest I can only assume that you emerging from a heavy Christmas / New year period and your reasoning powers have not returned to your normal high standard.

    Or perhaps he has been on some bizarre substance of Biff's, sourced from a prized Indo-Chinese contact somewhere between the shadows and the grey area ...

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    4 hours ago, hemingway said:

    It would be an interesting social experiment to ban this thread. Even say, a freeze on the thread for a month.

    May cause an implosion of some iphones and lap taps around the country. 

    You can't freeze what you can't derail ... :)

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    nah biffo, air-con is for wimps and hipsters

    I have the air con on a lot. I'd rather be known as a wimp opposed to a hipster, thanks.

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I have the air con on a lot. I'd rather be known as a wimp opposed to a hipster, thanks.

    noted, wimp ethan :lol:

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    Ernest FFS.

    You pinkos are all the same.

    Just because we are free of an agenda here doesn't give you the right to ruin it for all the associated degenerates that flicker toward it like moths

    You were a journo once and you actually enjoyed life for a while.

    If you run out of ideas it may be time to load up the shotgun and ,you know, ....white,white,white.....

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    On 15/01/2017 at 2:38 PM, dieter said:

    True: in fact most of the east coast of Scotland and England has more Viking gene that any other.

    The salutary aspect of this is the relevance that boat people have to civilization and the evolution of the human species. Dutton, Turnbull, Abbott, Shorten, please take note.

    If only today, s refugees were more adept at raiding, pillage and rape. Instead of applying for refuge or just arriving they might just annex a coastal settlement. The defence minister should take note.

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    31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Ernest FFS.

    You pinkos are all the same.

    Just because we are free of an agenda here doesn't give you the right to ruin it for all the associated degenerates that flicker toward it like moths

    You were a journo once and you actually enjoyed life for a while.

    If you run out of ideas it may be time to load up the shotgun and ,you know, ....white,white,white.....

    Never fail to disappoint Biffo, however like the skilled matadors I admired so much in a previous life, I will let the bull charge past my cloak of irony headlong into the picadors sword. Your itchy fingers do get the better of you sometimes and diminishes your intelligence and occasional wit. 

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    52 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Or perhaps he has been on some bizarre substance of Biff's, sourced from a prized Indo-Chinese contact somewhere between the shadows and the grey area ...

    You should know Red that I have only one vice. One that is either distilled or bought across a cosy bar or inn. 

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    After reading that Earnest I can only assume that you emerging from a heavy Christmas / New year period and your reasoning powers have not returned to your normal high standard.

    I once believed in The Importance of Being Ernest, however sadly, those days have long passed so that is why I visit this site in my idle moments which seem to last most of the day.  Your erudite comments always bring me back to reality after reading the imaginative rambling of others. 

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    5 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Never fail to disappoint Biffo, however like the skilled matadors I admired so much in a previous life, I will let the bull charge past my cloak of irony headlong into the picadors sword. Your itchy fingers do get the better of you sometimes and diminishes your intelligence and occasional wit. 

    Dry up Ernest.

    This reminds me of the time I worked at lifeline and they fired me because I wore a Nike T shirt.

    You were wonderful in your youth but the booze is making you overly sentimental.

     

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    14 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Dry up Ernest.

    This reminds me of the time I worked at lifeline and they fired me because I wore a Nike T shirt.

    You were wonderful in your youth but the booze is making you overly sentimental.

     

    Okay Biff, lets call it quits, your all over the shop. 

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    41 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Okay Biff, lets call it quits, your all over the shop. 

    Quits then.

    You are obviously not in the mood for levity.

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    16 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Quits then.

    You are obviously not in the mood for levity.

    I think I got you when I called Lifeline once. You asked me out for a date.

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    6 minutes ago, dieter said:

    I think I got you when I called Lifeline once. You asked me out for a date.

    that'll teach you for posing as a shiela, dieter

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    15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    that'll teach you for posing as a shiela, dieter

    Your presupposing the life line person was looking for a shiela dc

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    11 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Your presupposing the life line person was looking for a shiela dc

    pretty likely assumption in this case, od. biffo will presumably correct me if i'm wrong. are you offering odds?  

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    pretty likely assumption in this case, od. biffo will presumably correct me if i'm wrong. are you offering odds?  

    "Quits then.

    You are obviously not in the mood for levity".  Reply to Ernest by Mr Biff.

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    I thought he was in the mood for some levity. It made me laugh anyway.

     

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    10 hours ago, dieter said:

    I think I got you when I called Lifeline once. You asked me out for a date.

    Sometimes people just need a confidence boost to get the mojo back.

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    On 16/01/2017 at 0:42 PM, dino rover said:

    If only today, s refugees were more adept at raiding, pillage and rape. Instead of applying for refuge or just arriving they might just annex a coastal settlement. The defence minister should take note.

    Already been done Dino.

    They've named it "Sydney".

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Already been done Dino.

    They've named it "Sydney".

    Yes, when Cook landed at Botany Bay.

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    4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Yes, when Cook landed at Botany Bay.

    you can always leave, moonie :)

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    you can always leave, moonie :)

    Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

    better than the negative ancestor loathing syndrome of the perpetually aggrieved class, moonie :) :) 

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    They come here in boats,get put in a jail,left to rot and then come out full of bitterness for the govt.

    No different from the Irish .

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