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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

DC you are reminding me of the Wicker Man! 

yes, good pickup earl

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    8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

    Ignore the infidels Ethan! I grant you permission to enter Romsey before your return to the Empire's outpost. You can see how people of quality live and ,for a precious moment, feel part of a better world.

    You will be a better person for the experience.

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    I AM IN SHOCK CLARRY CHOO CHOO HAS BEEN DROPPED AFTER A BLOOD AND GUTS PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK! I CANT BELEIVE IT!

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    the future for discerning people with good taste is headed for oblivion

    http://www.sbs.com.au/food/article/2016/04/07/were-facing-future-without-our-favourite-banana

    reckon my time left will be be unaffected, stuff everybody else

    Such good souls are mostly to be found in Romsey.

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    14 hours ago, picket fence said:

    I AM IN SHOCK CLARRY CHOO CHOO HAS BEEN DROPPED AFTER A BLOOD AND GUTS PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK! I CANT BELEIVE IT!

    Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manor to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough.

    Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    On 23/08/2016 at 9:21 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

    You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28.

    On 23/08/2016 at 9:30 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

    Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

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    2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28.

    Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

    I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

    I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

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    17 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

    I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

    You could sculpt one out of your stool Ethan. Might be quite a work of art. You could title it 'The Tremblay Danger'

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    6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    You could sculpt one out of your stool Ethan. Might be quite a work of art. You could title it 'The Tremblay Danger'

    If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY.

    May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY.

    May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

    If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though. 

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    6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though. 

    The beard has taken over!

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    31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY.

    May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

    nah, bronze it biffo.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manner to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough.

    Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

    Still doing much teaching BBO?  Perhaps you could teach Picket some manors. :rolleyes:

    Edited by bjDee

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    10 hours ago, bjDee said:

    Still doing much teaching BBO?  Perhaps you could teach Picket some manors. :rolleyes:

    Ha ha ! Nice pick up bj. This [censored] happens when I use an ipad -for reasons beyond my grasp

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    14 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

    I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

    Do you carry your special wire coat hanger with you when you travel Ethan?

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Do you carry your special wire coat hanger with you when you travel Ethan?

    I do but fortunately haven't needed to use it as yet. I'm going to a dim sum and noodle house tonight so I'm guessing it will come in handy tomorrow morning. 

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I do but fortunately haven't needed to use it as yet. I'm going to a dim sum and noodle house tonight so I'm guessing it will come in handy tomorrow morning. 

    You have serious issues Ethan.

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    45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You have serious issues Ethan.

    I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it. 

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    32 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it. 

    Yes I'm sure you are Ethan, however, there seems to be little indication of improvement.

    BTW. If the coathanger proves inadequate, pm me and I'll have a star picket couriered down to you.

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    37 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it. 

    Yes, they are not serious enough. Try harder man!

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    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

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    1 minute ago, dino rover said:

    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

    I'll pass.

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    14 minutes ago, dino rover said:

    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

    WTF?

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