10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He has as much chance of doing that as the Dees. 

then you need a new vet

"whatever it takes"

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

then you need a new vet

"whatever it takes"

I am wary of mixing sport with injections. 

2 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikA’s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations – direct or implied – of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKika’s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffin’s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

 

4 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

 

well, it is obviously insulting to be pictured with a common apple. or was that your misguided intent?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am wary of mixing sport with injections. 

Agree Redleg, I am also wary of associating ethical behaviour with lawyers, present company excepted of course. I much prefer the representation of lawyers as depicted in Rake. I have known a few Rakes in my time. 

 

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

 

Stop it, I am becoming aroused. Goodness knows what Biffen and Bitters will do when they view this photo. No need to visit the "adult sites" or perhaps DL should be added to the those sites. Not that I would know how to find them but I do know how to find DL. The only problem will be the Christian right and the moderators. Most of us already avoid certain threads and certain posters so the adults only thread will be no problem. 

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Stop it, I am becoming aroused. Goodness knows what Biffen and Bitters will do when they view this photo. No need to visit the "adult sites" or perhaps DL should be added to the those sites. Not that I would know how to find them but I do know how to find DL. The only problem will be the Christian right and the moderators. Most of us already avoid certain threads and certain posters so the adults only thread will be no problem. 

I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

So he can have a long hard think about it? 

21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well, it is obviously insulting to be pictured with a common apple. or was that your misguided intent?

21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well, it is obviously insulting to be pictured with a common apple. or was that your misguided intent?

Hang on DC. The Apple is a proud and noble fruit. And a wonderful quencher can be had from it's smashing. 

We can't all be daiquiris !!

We need some melons .

perhaps a pair of lychees.

 

25 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Hang on DC. The Apple is a proud and noble fruit. And a wonderful quencher can be had from it's smashing. 

We can't all be daiquiris !!

i like apples, bub, but they can't hold a candle to the banana. just like upstairs, downstairs apples need to know their place.

18 hours ago, Biffen said:

We need some melons .

perhaps a pair of lychees.

 

Yeah im not going anywhere near that one.

Coconuts?

 

47 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Yeah im not going anywhere near that one.

 

And yet I wait for the inevitable ....

20 hours ago, Biffen said:

We need some melons .

perhaps a pair of lychees.

 

A pair of raisins in a chaff bag?

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

And yet I wait for the inevitable ....

Oh no, i will not give in to childish whims......this time.

 

On 6/6/2016 at 7:00 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

he doesn't need to, picket. bbo is a real-life walking reality show himself. bbo is to reality what jack viney is to toughness

Edited June 8, 20169 yr by daisycutter

I have been on a ship for 2 weeks and have not seen a banana once. I have taken to eating Avocado every morning and while it is a great breakfast, especially on toast, it is no banana.

The crew have taken to calling me Avocado Man and I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment. 

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I have been on a ship for 2 weeks and have not seen a banana once. I have taken to eating Avocado every morning and while it is a great breakfast, especially on toast, it is no banana.

The crew have taken to calling me Avocado Man and I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment. 

Where is the cruise Mr. Leg I am looking at options right now?

1 minute ago, old dee said:

Where is the cruise Mr. Leg I am looking at options right now?

SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

Is it a good cruise? What ship?

12 minutes ago, old dee said:

Is it a good cruise? What ship?

Crystal Serenity. 

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

One is headhunted. 

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

One is headhunted. 

And what a magnificent head it is.