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18 hours ago, old dee said:

Politically Correct 

iv'a

Sorry OD.  I couldn't help myself.  I have been PC, ever since I started hugging trees and wearing hemp made pants, while living in Nimbin, eating mung beans and brown rice.  Found my inner chakra after reading Germaine Greer's the Female Eunuch.  I also have a very strong feminine aspect in my yin and yang. Peace man.

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Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queue which included Hawthorn bogans.

Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him. As I considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued.

Sure enough, Moonie produced  two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!!

At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

 

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11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queue which included Hawthorn bogans.

Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him. As I considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued.

Sure enough, Moonie produced  two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!!

At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

 

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what i can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what i can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

Well at least some good came out of the day.

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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what i can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

Spayed you, Moonie? What were they, part-time vets?

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On 04/06/2016 at 11:25 AM, iv'a worn smith said:

Sorry OD.  I couldn't help myself.  I have been PC, ever since I started hugging trees and wearing hemp made pants, while living in Nimbin, eating mung beans and brown rice.  Found my inner chakra after reading Germaine Greer's the Female Eunuch.  I also have a very strong feminine aspect in my yin and yang. Peace man.

I think a little analysis might be in order iv'a.

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On 3 June 2016 at 2:56 PM, old dee said:

Oh I am confident that there are PC idiots out there who will say otherwise dc.

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikA’s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations – direct or implied – of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKika’s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffin’s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

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1 minute ago, Dr John Dee said:

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikA’s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations – direct or implied – of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKika’s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffin’s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

I am surprised they were above water Dr.

However to the rest

YES!

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4 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

Spayed you, Moonie? What were they, part-time vets?

Yes Good Doctor, it was most painful. Lucky I've already reproduced. I think BBO might've worded them up beforehand. Typical. He likes to watch these things from a distance, the peeping Tom he is.

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

vets are the new lawyers

Eh, watch it brother.  

However I have noticed the Vets bills have gotten rather high lately. 

BTW first win today for the mighty 5 year old Eco Road which I bred and race. As a Dees fan I have learned the art of patience. 

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Eh, watch it brother.  

However I have noticed the Vets bills have gotten rather high lately. 

BTW first win today for the mighty 5 year old Eco Road which I bred and race. As a Dees fan I have learned the art of patience. 

let's see if he can string together 2 wins in a row, red

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2 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikA’s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations – direct or implied – of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKika’s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffin’s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

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4 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

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well, it is obviously insulting to be pictured with a common apple. or was that your misguided intent?

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am wary of mixing sport with injections. 

Agree Redleg, I am also wary of associating ethical behaviour with lawyers, present company excepted of course. I much prefer the representation of lawyers as depicted in Rake. I have known a few Rakes in my time. 

 

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1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Fantastic, I can finally breath.  I was fretting all weekend on the outcome of your discussions with the BGF.  I was not aware of the fruitism that i was portraying and will en devour to rectify this issue in the short term.  I wonder what Mr. Bent would say about this:

RU269470.jpg

 

Stop it, I am becoming aroused. Goodness knows what Biffen and Bitters will do when they view this photo. No need to visit the "adult sites" or perhaps DL should be added to the those sites. Not that I would know how to find them but I do know how to find DL. The only problem will be the Christian right and the moderators. Most of us already avoid certain threads and certain posters so the adults only thread will be no problem. 

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Stop it, I am becoming aroused. Goodness knows what Biffen and Bitters will do when they view this photo. No need to visit the "adult sites" or perhaps DL should be added to the those sites. Not that I would know how to find them but I do know how to find DL. The only problem will be the Christian right and the moderators. Most of us already avoid certain threads and certain posters so the adults only thread will be no problem. 

I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

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21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well, it is obviously insulting to be pictured with a common apple. or was that your misguided intent?

Hang on DC. The Apple is a proud and noble fruit. And a wonderful quencher can be had from it's smashing. 

We can't all be daiquiris !!

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