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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes, in an objectifying way, but there is nothing wrong about objectifying bananas that i know of :)

Oh I am confident that there areย PC idiots out there who will say otherwise dc.

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54 minutes ago, iv'a worn smith said:

PC??? ย Personal Computer?

Politically Correctย 

iv'a

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What aย vulgar and disgusting fellow you are!

You must have woken up with enough to know.Going out dressed like that.

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6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

I even found BBO dressed as a banana.

Banana_Lady_Man.jpg

BBO it's good to see you with a bunch of tasteful bananas around your neck. At least I think they are bananas.....


18 hours ago, old dee said:

Politically Correctย 

iv'a

Sorry OD. ย I couldn't help myself. ย I have been PC, ever since I started hugging trees and wearing hemp made pants, while living in Nimbin, eating mung beans and brown rice. ย Found my inner chakra after reading Germaine Greer's the Female Eunuch. ย I also have a very strong feminine aspect in my yin and yang. Peace man.

Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queueย which included Hawthorn bogans.

Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him.ย As Iย considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued.

Sure enough, Moonieย produced ย two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!!

At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

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11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queueย which included Hawthorn bogans.

Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him.ย As Iย considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued.

Sure enough, Moonieย produced ย two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!!

At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

ย 

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what iย can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what iย can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

Well at least some good came out of the day.


12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what iย can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail.

Some mate you turned out to be.

Spayed you, Moonie? What were they, part-time vets?

On 04/06/2016 at 11:25 AM, iv'a worn smith said:

Sorry OD. ย I couldn't help myself. ย I have been PC, ever since I started hugging trees and wearing hemp made pants, while living in Nimbin, eating mung beans and brown rice. ย Found my inner chakra after reading Germaine Greer's the Female Eunuch. ย I also have a very strong feminine aspect in my yin and yang. Peace man.

I think a little analysis might be in order iv'a.

On 3 June 2016 at 2:56 PM, old dee said:

Oh I am confident that there areย PC idiots out there who will say otherwise dc.

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikAโ€™s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations โ€“ direct or implied โ€“ of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKikaโ€™s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffinโ€™s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

1 minute ago, Dr John Dee said:

Mr Old, I found some difficulty in putting a finger on the problem with AzzKikAโ€™s photograph and your offhand dismissal of the potential reactions of right-thinking denizens of these pages. So I contacted the local Banana Growers Federation in Murwillumbah for advice.

Their media liaison officer, a Mr Stephen Bent, pointed out that the BGF accepts the following principle: depictions, portrayals or representations โ€“ direct or implied โ€“ of bananas in such a manner as would not be used in the context of any other fruit (pineapples, oranges, grapes and so on, even the egregious cumquat) are discriminatory and should be avoided.

Fortunately Mr Bent regards AzzKikaโ€™s transgression as a minor example of the sort of casual fruitism that still pervades the popular media but which is declining with time. The bananarity suggested in the image is modest enough; and the BGF, in any case, has its hands full in dealing with people like Biffinโ€™s mates in the so-called adult industry, where the most outstanding abuses of the reputation of the noble fruit continue to be perpetrated.

I am surprised they were above water Dr.

However to the rest

YES!

Just now, old dee said:

I am surprised they were above water Dr.

However to the rest

YES!

Only just, Mr Old.ย 


4 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

Spayed you, Moonie? What were they, part-time vets?

Yes Good Doctor, it was most painful. Lucky I've already reproduced. I think BBO might've worded them up beforehand. Typical. He likes to watch these things from a distance, the peeping Tom he is.

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

vets are the new lawyers

Eh, watch it brother. ย 

However I have noticed the Vets bills have gotten rather high lately.ย 

BTW first win today for the mighty 5 year old Eco Road which I bred and race. As a Dees fan I have learned the art of patience.ย 

Edited by Redleg

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Eh, watch it brother. ย 

However I have noticed the Vets bills have gotten rather high lately.ย 

BTW first win today for the mighty 5 year old Eco Road which I bred and race. As a Dees fan I have learned the art of patience.ย 

let's see if he can string together 2 wins in a row, red

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Just now, daisycutter said:

let's see if he can string together 2 wins in a row, red

He has as much chance of doing that as the Dees.ย 


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