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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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9 hours ago, CHF said:

Ahhh..... The French.... they have a word for everything

Tout?

 
13 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am a proud man, having started the greatest thread ever on Demonland. Over 20000 posts across 800 pages and over 360000 views.

We are on our way to 1000 pages and 500000 views and 30000 posts and not one fight the whole time.

Hopefully other threads will aspire to the high standards we have attained throughout.

Lastly, for those who  think we don't mention enough football, I say "sherrin and faulkner".

 

Well played Red. Must surely make you a contender for the D'land Hall Of Fame. 

Being Demons.... That's Hall of Flame :P

 
13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sacre blurt! Might as well try to take the red yoke off the MFC jumper! It is true that if we strictly applied the No BS part we might be down to about 20 posts, but that is the fun part! You ain't renaming nothing! 

Relax. No need to shout R&B.

Mr. Redleg can have his input. 

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1 hour ago, bjDee said:

Well played Red. Must surely make you a contender for the D'land Hall Of Fame. 

You don't think I deserve Legend status?


In a lunchbox ?

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Just now, beelzebub said:

In a lunchbox ?

So you are nominating me?

Of course..... And it's be a mighty Dees lunhbox at that :P

 
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5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Of course..... And it's be a mighty Dees lunhbox at that :P

I will start working on my acceptance speech.

53 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You don't think I deserve Legend status?

maybe in the full light of history, when you have passed on to the big forum in the skies


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I will start working on my acceptance speech.

take your time  .....   ......  ...... :unsure:

19 hours ago, CHF said:

Ahhh..... The French.... they have a word for everything

Mais oui!

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I will start working on my acceptance speech.

Does 'Redleg' mean 'Prince' where you come from?  I'm sure we can work that in there somewhere. 

24 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Does 'Redleg' mean 'Prince' where you come from?  I'm sure we can work that in there somewhere. 

La jambe rouge? No relation to the moulin rouge, d'accord ... :lol::)

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

La jambe rouge? No relation to the moulin rouge, d'accord ... :lol::)

well he does like to tilt at windmills from time to time .....:rolleyes:


12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

but remember r&b, one man's bs is another man's masterpiece (using man in the non-gender sense of course)

True DC. One person's Hogan is another's bogan ... :lol:

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

well he does like to tilt at windmills from time to time .....:rolleyes:

Lol ... yes, us Dees tragics are like that :lol::)

Sacre bleu!! It has been nearly a day since someone has posted to this thread.

30 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Sacre bleu!! It has been nearly a day since someone has posted to this thread.

Too busy following the Eurovision finals Maple. Calliope from Macadonia is on at the moment, she has me totally mesmerised and she has a reasonable voice as well. Our girl is due up next after the Lithuanian pretty boy. 

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2 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Too busy following the Eurovision finals Maple. Calliope from Macedinia is on at the moment, she has me totally mesmerised and she has a reasonable voice as well. Our girl is due up next after the Lithuanian pretty boy. 

thought eurovision might be attractive to hipsters. now i know.


2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

thought eurovision might be attractive to hipsters. now i know.

DC Dami is on now have a look, she has talent. 

37 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

DC Dami is on now have a look, she has talent. 

eurovision or brian taylor.....hmmmm.....think i'll kick the cat instead

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

eurovision or brian taylor.....hmmmm.....think i'll kick the cat instead

Julia Zemiro versus the Bristle Taylor? Forget the cat I love Julia and come to think of it Calliope and Dami. 

 
19 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Julia Zemiro versus the Bristle Taylor? Forget the cat I love Julia and come to think of it Calliope and Dami. 

Careful, Earl. Conchita might get jealous.

On ‎5‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 10:35 PM, daisycutter said:

Hey uncle bitters, i was just thinking of those pygmy camels of yours and realised you haven't mentioned them for yonks. you haven't eaten all of them have you?

What a nasty fellow you can be dc - I suppose it comes from living in Borewood. The lads were quite well but became distressed at the above reference. You know very well they are highly sensitive about particular ancestral associations. They are going out to stomp some wildlife as a form of anger management.

To other matters.

I am wondering how bookings for Earl Hood's overseas rip off   tour are proceeding? I've misplaced the itinerary BTW and just wondering if the stopover in Pyongyang was still on offer. Actually I have some concerns about Earl Hood. First the hirstute  Conchita mysteriously reappears while his main man Hudson appears to have fallen out of favour. Now it seems he is prepared to rough it on an overseas jaunt with some of the coarsest of Demonland's  hoi polloi. I fear the failed guava paste enterprise has impacted poorly on what lurks beneath that sensitive hipster bun.

Finally I hold grave concerns for our immoderater from Hopping Dicks. It has been some time since he has graced us with his dulcet tones. In fact it was about the time that I initiated an investigation for malfeasance at the supposedly family run Hopping Dicks BDSM club.

 


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