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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

As long as they do the job dc they can call themselves what they want.

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .

 
4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

I have connections. And not Biffen's kind of connections.

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well?

Edited by Biffen


1 minute ago, Biffen said:

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well.

So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

So buyer beware when they use your establishment then, Biffen?

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.

 
14 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

We are everywhere. We are usually so polite and quiet that people don't usually notice .

in that case you'd certainly be noticed out romsey way, mable. not that you'd ever have reason to go there

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

in that case you'd certainly be noticed out romsey way, mable. not that you'd ever have reason to go there

Bad memories out Romsey way DC?


Just now, Maple Demon said:

Bad memories out Romsey way DC?

blank memories best describes it mable, absolutely  nothing worthy of remembrance, sadly, unless you are into animal husbandry abnormalities

24 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

re the english lads not looking reminded me of france's most notorious serial killer dr. marcel petiot who before being guillotined in 1946 said to his witnesses "gentlemen i ask you not to look. this will not be very pretty"    

21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

blank memories best describes it mable, absolutely  nothing worthy of remembrance, sadly, unless you are into animal husbandry abnormalities

"Husbandry" is perhaps too civil a word for it.

Edited by Biffen

Does Bastardry fit a more apt title!??

Edited by picket fence

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

"gentlemen i ask you not to look. this will not be very pretty"    

I tell people this before most Melbourne games.


48 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?

Just now, Biffen said:

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

that's falking freaky, biffo

2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?

It's funny but that GBH stuff does more good than harm.

For my business anyway.

Did Fence visit your place of business last week, Biff? Might explain some if the strange shyte he was posting.


5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

Might have borrowed Biff's tranny??

Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

Nup leave me outa that one!

16 hours ago, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

I expect both back, and both underdone.

 
3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

Nup leave me outa that one!

I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.

Yeah but I quantified the area to be treated. Feet only, If other areas were to be included then Friars Balsam would have been a better alternative!


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