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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Emerald said:

Relax Mable,I took care of it.mlmoircl.gif

Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

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    Just now, Maple Demon said:

    Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

    think he's on a low charcoal diet, mable

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    22 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

    I'd chuck some Galliano on it.

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    Great to see Jayden Hunt get his first game. Good luck to the kid.

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    Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

    Hope he is recovering well.

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    25 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

    Hope he is recovering well.

    He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. 

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    Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!!

    This will put lead in yer pencil!

    Take Note this is a ripper!

    Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!!

    Always remember There is a Sanity Clause!

     

    Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

    Edited by picket fence

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Great to see Jayden Hunt get his first game. Good luck to the kid.

    Lets hope he has a bit of Jayden in him.

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    35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Lets hope he has a bit of Jayden in him.

    You know he has a younger brother called Mike......

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

    Hope he is recovering well.

    heard he had a slight accident trying to crotch some of his long necked sheep. not a task to be undertaken when sloshed

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    Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!

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    25 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!

    Don't stand so close to me Picket!

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    2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

    Hope he is recovering well.

     

    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!!

    This will put lead in yer pencil!

    Take Note this is a ripper!

    Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!!

    Always remember There is a Sanity Clause!

     

    Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

     

    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. 

    Bastards all of you!!

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bastards all of you!!

    You love it bitters.

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    39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

     

    Bastards all of you!!

    I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

    On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.

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    46 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

    On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.

    biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

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    Looks like we might be well under full strength this week, whereas the Pies have been greatly improved with Sidebottom, Toovey and Varcoe playing.

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    On 14 April 2016 at 9:45 PM, daisycutter said:

    biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

    The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

    I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

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    On 15 April 2016 at 6:53 AM, Biffen said:

    The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

    I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

     

    i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

    That assumes, of course,  that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??

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    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    That assumes, of course,  that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??

    are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid?

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    44 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid?

    Not that there is anything wrong with that ...??

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    We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

    Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... 

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... 

    We don't seem to be very good " provers".

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