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Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!!



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  On 14/04/2016 at 07:47, Maple Demon said:

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

Hope he is recovering well.

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  On 14/04/2016 at 08:25, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!!

This will put lead in yer pencil!

Take Note this is a ripper!

Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!!

Always remember There is a Sanity Clause!

 

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  On 14/04/2016 at 08:21, Moonshadow said:

He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. 

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Bastards all of you!!

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  On 14/04/2016 at 10:12, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

 

Bastards all of you!!

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I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.


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  On 14/04/2016 at 10:54, Maple Demon said:

I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter.  I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery.

On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your  predicament.

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biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

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Looks like we might be well under full strength this week, whereas the Pies have been greatly improved with Sidebottom, Toovey and Varcoe playing.

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  On 14/04/2016 at 11:45, daisycutter said:

biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight

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The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.


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  On 15/04/2016 at 20:53, Biffen said:

The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK.

I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

 

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i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

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  On 15/04/2016 at 23:12, daisycutter said:

i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive

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That assumes, of course,  that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??


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We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

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  On 16/04/2016 at 00:37, Redleg said:

We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side.

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Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... 


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CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

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  On 16/04/2016 at 05:03, Redleg said:

We don't seem to be very good " provers".

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All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane!


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  On 16/04/2016 at 05:12, picket fence said:

CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS)

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Can he come to the phone?
Calling Uncle Bitters
I'm here all alone
Alright

Why don't you go get him?
I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him
He's still the man
Long distance, baby
So far from home
Don't you think maybe
You could put him on

Tell him I was calling
Just to wish him well
Let me leave my number
Heartbreak Hotel
Oh, love me tender
Baby, don't be cruel
Return to sender
Treat me like a fool

Calling Uncle Bitters
Is anybody home?
Calling Uncle Bitters
Here all alone
Did he leave the building?
Or can he come to the phone?
Calling Elvis
I'm here all alone

PF

 

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Drugs'll do that to you.

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  On 16/04/2016 at 09:59, Moonshadow said:

Drugs'll do that to you.

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There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

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  On 17/04/2016 at 00:44, Redleg said:

You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing.

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Yes and perhaps A few other tracks.

All undone by Industrial Disease .

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  On 17/04/2016 at 00:20, Biffen said:

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

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You are Kidding Their First two albums were knockouts! Some questionable other albums followed , however!


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