picket fence 18,190 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!! Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 09:31, picket fence said: Ill send an SOS Oooh I'll send and SOS ooo ooh I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my.. Uncle Bitters in a bottle!! Expand Don't stand so close to me Picket! Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 07:47, Maple Demon said: Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'? Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland? Hope he is recovering well. Expand On 14/04/2016 at 08:25, picket fence said: Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!! This will put lead in yer pencil! Take Note this is a ripper! Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!! Always remember There is a Sanity Clause! Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .urlFetching info... Expand On 14/04/2016 at 08:21, Moonshadow said: He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. Expand Bastards all of you!! Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 10:12, Bitter but optimistic said: Bastards all of you!! Expand You love it bitters. Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 10:12, Bitter but optimistic said: Bastards all of you!! Expand I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter. I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery. On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your predicament. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 10:54, Maple Demon said: I had genuine concern for you Uncle Bitter. I was worried that nurses thought the stress caused by Demonland might impede your recovery. On the other hand, I noticed that Biffen appears to have shown no concern for your predicament. Expand biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Posted April 15, 2016 Looks like we might be well under full strength this week, whereas the Pies have been greatly improved with Sidebottom, Toovey and Varcoe playing. Quote
Biffen 12,949 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 11:45, daisycutter said: biffo's stoicism is often misinterpreted as a callous disregard for other's welfare, mable. i'm sure deep down he was most concerned for uncle's plight Expand The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK. I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 On 15/04/2016 at 20:53, Biffen said: The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK. I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin. Expand i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive 2 Quote
Red and Bluebeard 2,101 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 On 15/04/2016 at 23:12, daisycutter said: i'm devastated, biffo. who'd have thunk that. my faith in judging human nature has taken a serious nose-dive Expand That assumes, of course, that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...?? Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 On 15/04/2016 at 23:15, Red and Bluebeard said: That assumes, of course, that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...?? Expand are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid? 1 Quote
Red and Bluebeard 2,101 Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 On 15/04/2016 at 23:20, daisycutter said: are you suggesting biffo may in fact just be a cyber droid? Expand Not that there is anything wrong with that ...?? Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted April 16, 2016 Author Posted April 16, 2016 We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side. 1 Quote
Red and Bluebeard 2,101 Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 00:37, Redleg said: We keep coming up against teams that have something to prove and getting stronger with close to their best side. Expand Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted April 16, 2016 Author Posted April 16, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 03:01, Red and Bluebeard said: Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ... Expand We don't seem to be very good " provers". Quote
picket fence 18,190 Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS) Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Well tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak hotel Oh love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Alright Why don't you go get him? I'm his biggest fan You gotta tell him He's still the man Long distance, baby So far from home Don't you think maybe You could put him on Tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak Hotel Oh, love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters Here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Elvis I'm here all alone PF Quote
Red and Bluebeard 2,101 Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 05:03, Redleg said: We don't seem to be very good " provers". Expand All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane! Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 05:12, picket fence said: CALLING UNCLE BITTERS ( AKA dIRE sTRAITS) Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Well tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak hotel Oh love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Did he leave the building? Can he come to the phone? Calling Uncle Bitters I'm here all alone Alright Why don't you go get him? I'm his biggest fan You gotta tell him He's still the man Long distance, baby So far from home Don't you think maybe You could put him on Tell him I was calling Just to wish him well Let me leave my number Heartbreak Hotel Oh, love me tender Baby, don't be cruel Return to sender Treat me like a fool Calling Uncle Bitters Is anybody home? Calling Uncle Bitters Here all alone Did he leave the building? Or can he come to the phone? Calling Elvis I'm here all alone PF Expand Drugs'll do that to you. Quote
Biffen 12,949 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 09:59, Moonshadow said: Drugs'll do that to you. Expand There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good. 1 Quote
Redleg 42,181 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Posted April 17, 2016 On 17/04/2016 at 00:20, Biffen said: There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good. Expand You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing. 1 Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 On 17/04/2016 at 00:20, Biffen said: There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good. Expand No, Biffen, there aren't enough drugs in the world to make Justin Bieber sound good. 1 Quote
Biffen 12,949 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 On 17/04/2016 at 00:44, Redleg said: You obviously haven't listened to Sultans of Swing. Expand Yes and perhaps A few other tracks. All undone by Industrial Disease . Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 I heard that Bitter was giving out celebratory floggings after the game today. Quote
picket fence 18,190 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 On 17/04/2016 at 00:20, Biffen said: There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good. Expand You are Kidding Their First two albums were knockouts! Some questionable other albums followed , however! Quote
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