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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

It is the saying 'what's old is new again', Stubertย 

Well I was in these in the early 90s with mullet in tow, unfortunately the mullet came back into fashion for a time but the ripples never did.

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6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And not a banana in sight.

Just had one for lunch Mr. Leg

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

As long as they would fit a male with waistย size of around 34, you have a deal.ย 

Well with mine you'd be getting two for one!!

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Just visited those purveyors of fine apparel, Messrs Harris & Scarfe. They were offering "Hush Puppies" for around $90.00 which they informed me were reduced from $150.00 -FMD!!!ย  I am out of touch with the world, I need to get off the estate more often.

BTW Ethan, dc has a trophy collection of used underwear that also may interest you.

BTW 2. Any chance of desert boots in the Philippines SWWL? When are you taking off?

BTW 3. Those things that my old mate Stu featured above were generically called "Ripple Soles". I reckon I had a pair once but well before the 90's.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

BTW 3. Those things that my old mate Stu featured above were generically called "Ripple Soles". I reckon I had a pair once but well before the 90's.

They were big in Adelaide in the 90s (as were and still are the mullet), where I went to school with Simon Goodwin (albeit a couple of years below).


2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Are you saying that you are unhappy with products you have purchased from our Uncle Bitter?

Services rather than products, Mable, but let's not go into too much detail.

9 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

Services rather than products, Mable, but let's not go into too much detail.

After reading on here about his love of 'jolly good floggings', I think that is a very good idea.

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bitters, if you are going the full monty i might have a vintage norwellan bluey duffle coat (complete with wooden toggles) somewhere in theย attic. be excellent for rounding up those long-necked sheep of yours on a bracingย winter's day at romsey manor . an absolute necessity for wearing with desert boots.ย 

Edited by daisycutter

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

bitters, if you are going the full monty i might have a vintage norwellan bluey duffle coat (complete with wooden toggles) somewhere in theย attic. be excellent for rounding up those long-necked sheep of yours on a bracingย winter's day at romsey manor . an absolute necessity for wearing with desert boots.ย 

My word you have good taste dc. In clothing anyway!


Uncle

I have several pairs of Ugg Boots available for sale if you areย interested. They are Size 13 though, you know what they say about men with big feet!ย 

27 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Uncle

I have several pairs of Ugg Boots available for sale if you areย interested. They are Size 13 though, you know what they say about men with big feet!ย 

They like to stick them in sheep skin pouches?

19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

They like to stick them in sheep skin pouches?

moonie! i thought you were holed up in a motel room with stuie?

9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Uncle

I have several pairs of Ugg Boots available for sale if you areย interested. They are Size 13 though, you know what they say about men with big feet!ย 

How very sartorial of you Earl!

I must say I have been underย ย  overwhelmed by the many generous offers aboveย from d'landers trying to get rid off rubbishย ย  going the extra yard to help out.

Now as to Ugg Boots, an elegant item to be sure, there are important issues of authenticity and verification that must be satisfied.ย A ย genuine Ugg Boot must originate from Moe and thus the question of whether your urban self would know of such a worthyย hovelย ย hamlet is raised. However, I realize you are man of honourable intent Earl so I would be happy to inspect the goods.

Might I suggest you send Conchita over to The Manor and I shall examine the pelt personally.

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42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How very sartorial of you Earl!

I must say I have been underย ย  overwhelmed by the many generous offers aboveย from d'landers trying to get rid off rubbishย ย  going the extra yard to help out.

Now as to Ugg Boots, an elegant item to be sure, there are important issues of authenticity and verification that must be satisfied.ย A ย genuine Ugg Boot must originate from Moe and thus the question of whether your urban self would know of such a worthyย hovelย ย hamlet is raised. However, I realize you are man of honourable intent Earl so I would be happy to inspect the goods.

Might I suggest you send Conchita over to The Manor and I shall examine the pelt personally.

ย 

well i'm surprised at you bitters. surely an esteemed country squire like you would never ever be seen dead in any ugg boot not made from the finest alpaca hide. to think you would be seen abroad in footwear made from a lowly common sheep is unthinkable


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

well i'm surprised at you bitters. surely an esteemed country squire like you would never ever be seen dead in any ugg boot not made from the finest alpaca hide. to think you would be seen abroad in footwear made from a lowly common sheep is unthinkable

He likes to go incognito, DC.

5 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

He likes to go incognito, DC.

the mind boggles at the impossibility of such a task, mable, but i should give credit for at least attempting it. although, having not seen the inhabitants of romsey village it might not be so difficult a taskย 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How very sartorial of you Earl!

I must say I have been underย ย  overwhelmed by the many generous offers aboveย from d'landers trying to get rid off rubbishย ย  going the extra yard to help out.

Now as to Ugg Boots, an elegant item to be sure, there are important issues of authenticity and verification that must be satisfied.ย A ย genuine Ugg Boot must originate from Moe and thus the question of whether your urban self would know of such a worthyย hovelย ย hamlet is raised. However, I realize you are man of honourable intent Earl so I would be happy to inspect the goods.

Might I suggest you send Conchita over to The Manor and I shall examine the pelt personally.

ย 

I believe that there are authentication issues abound for the actual name "Ugg Boots"

I beleive that fairly ordinary looking females in ancestral times were made to wear UGG boots as a sign to all potentail suitors that they were in fact to be given a wide berth. The UGG in this case standing for UGLY! on the other hand the name "OG" Was afforded an unyeilding mark of respect. The reference to OG ( boots) ย in this instance referes to women and in some cases men as being O ( Obviously) G ( Geared) so Obviuosly Geared is the correct meaning.

So there are UG Boots and OG Boots

There are or were also TREADS and what an item they were... Sandals with old car tyres as soles! Used to last forever no blow outs there uncle bitters!

I, myself have several pairs of OG Boots and certainly no UGG boots!

May I enquire Uncle Bitters what type you have or wish to procure??

Also Morticia Adams looked lovely in any boots!! Eh

Edited by picket fence

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

....

Might I suggest you send Conchita over to The Manor and I shall examine the pelt personally.

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did you want conchita to bring the boots too? may as well kill two birds with one stone

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

did you want conchita to bring the boots too? may as well kill two birds with one stone

Careful, DC, sounds like you are veering into Biffen's territory. He might send some associates to have a 'chat' with you.


50 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

He likes to go incognito, DC.

At least we know now that he doesn't like to go commando, Mable.

Probably too much information.

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well i'm surprised at you bitters. surely an esteemed country squire like you would never ever be seen dead in any ugg boot not made from the finest alpaca hide. to think you would be seen abroad in footwear made from a lowly common sheep is unthinkable

I make exceptions for iconic products. The Moe Ugg is right up there with the Jackie Howe and Budgy Smugglers. The authentic used Moe Uggย is distinguished byย slight stretch marks from contant insertion of the fifty pack of Winnie Blues.

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now as to Ugg Boots, an elegant item to be sure, there are important issues of authenticity and verification that must be satisfied.ย A ย genuine Ugg Boot must originate from Moe ...

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Surely the Mocassin has been overlooked when it comes to Moe - Mocassin capital?...or is that Frankston?

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1 minute ago, H_T said:

Surely the Mocassin has been overlooked when it comes to Moe - Mocassin capital?...or is that Frankston?

A worthy point but, as mentioned above, the moccies lacked the practical advantage of being able to store the ciggies or hide the stash.

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I believe that there are authentication issues abound for the actual name "Ugg Boots"

I beleive that fairly ordinary looking females in ancestral times were made to wear UGG boots as a sign to all potentail suitors that they were in fact to be given a wide berth. The UGG in this case standing for UGLY! on the other hand the name "OG" Was afforded an unyeilding mark of respect. The reference to OG ( boots) ย in this instance referes to women and in some cases men as being O ( Obviously) G ( Geared) so Obviuosly Geared is the correct meaning.

So there are UG Boots and OG Boots

There are or were also TREADS and what an item they were... Sandals with old car tyres as soles! Used to last forever no blow outs there uncle bitters!

I, myself have several pairs of OG Boots and certainly no UGG boots!

May I enquire Uncle Bitters what type you have or wish to procure??

Also Morticia Adams looked lovely in any boots!! Eh

Pickett your depth and breadth of knowledge on this subject is quite astounding but, due to your lewd giggling over the lovely Morticia, I must refuse to do business with you. I have my principles you understand!!!!


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