5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

still deciding whether to wear the striped tennis blazer or the spiffy cable knit sweater with the red'n'blue striped collar that one of the old dears knitted for me

Why not double your chances and wear both?

13 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Why not double your chances and wear both?

now mable, really, where is your sense of class. the cable knit is far too bulky to wear both, and i suspect, even on its own, too stifling for a pleasant autumnal day in melburnia, so the blazer it is, sans cravat

 

 

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are a shameless cad dc!

please, bbo, spare me the adulation and fawning, it doesn't befit my modesty

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

now mable, really, where is your sense of class. the cable knit is far too bulky to wear both, and i suspect, even on its own, too stifling for a pleasant autumnal day in melburnia, so the blazer it is, sans cravat

 

 

Going with the fashion forward approach, I see. Are you sure the Glen Iris ladies can handle your sense of adventure DC?

35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are a shameless cad dc!

I've always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

Edited March 25, 201610 yr by picket fence

Just now, Maple Demon said:

Going with the fashion forward approach, I see. Are you sure the Glen Iris ladies can handle your sense of adventure DC?

after i flatter them and purloin their glasses, mable, they are putty in my hands. i would never attempt bbo's adventurous approach however. it might work in frontier villages like romsey but not with glen iris gals.

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Ive always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

Are you sure you really want Uncle Bitter to tell us all what he finds spine-tingling? We may not be able to recover from the mental image it gives us.

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

Are you sure you really want Uncle Bitter to tell us all what he finds spine-tingling? We may not be able to recover from the mental image it gives us.

I do,! I reckon Uncle Bitters has more skeletons in the closet than "10 Rillington Place"! Gee that might stretch a few memories??!

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I do,! I reckon Uncle Bitters has more skeletons in the closet than "10 Rillington Place"! Gee that might stretch a few memories??!

You are a braver soul than I.

31 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I've always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

MMmm, I suspected you were the type who would be into dolls picket. (Not that I have any moral objections to that you understand)

30 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I do,! I reckon Uncle Bitters has more skeletons in the closet than "10 Rillington Place"! Gee that might stretch a few memories??!

FMD!!! If you are that old picket you should be dead. Doesn't matter though, Hemingway is dead and he still posts. DC has relations with the almost dead and he still posts. Moonie is brain dead and he still posts. Biffen is morally dead and he still posts. Lawyers are ethically dead and they still post.

I'm getting depressed and must retire for the night.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!!! If you are that old picket you should be dead. Doesn't matter though, Hemingway is dead and he still posts. DC has relations with the almost dead and he still posts. Moonie is brain dead and he still posts. Biffen is morally dead and he still posts. Lawyers are ethically dead and they still post.

I'm getting depressed and must retire for the night.

LOL!

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!!! If you are that old picket you should be dead. Doesn't matter though, Hemingway is dead and he still posts. DC has relations with the almost dead and he still posts. Moonie is brain dead and he still posts. Biffen is morally dead and he still posts. Lawyers are ethically dead and they still post.

I'm getting depressed and must retire for the night.

pre-mortem was the word you were searching for bitters. biffen on the other hand prefers ...............

This page has given me biggest laugh I've had all week.

54 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I've always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

Good heavens Pickett do you have no respect for the recently departed? Our good Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (née Anderson) passed away just last week. Yes we were adversaries at times but we also had a certain rapport, things could have been different but there just too many strings to untangle to make things work! I have been in mourning since I heard the news. 

The mere thought of the Uncle drooling over Mi Lady makes me sick to my stomach. And I suspect DC has similar urges as well! Do any of you have one iota of moral decency? 

While I am at it is anyone interested in purchasing a pink roller with a few miles on the clock? 

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape.

I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

 

One of your finest Boffin, er... 

3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

 Do any of you have one iota of moral decency?

I'm assuming that is a rhetorical question, Earl?

9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Good heavens Pickett do you have no respect for the recently departed? Our good Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (née Anderson) passed away just last week. Yes we were adversaries at times but we also had a certain rapport, things could have been different but there just too many strings to untangle to make things work! I have been in mourning since I heard the news. 

The mere thought of the Uncle drooling over Mi Lady makes me sick to my stomach. And I suspect DC has similar urges as well! Do any of you have one iota of moral decency? 

While I am at it is anyone interested in purchasing a pink roller with a few miles on the clock? 

looks like earl has wrested the keeper of the moral compass title from that distinguished predecessor, to add to his other titles

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!!! If you are that old picket you should be dead. Doesn't matter though, Hemingway is dead and he still posts. DC has relations with the almost dead and he still posts. Moonie is brain dead and he still posts. Biffen is morally dead and he still posts. Lawyers are ethically dead and they still post.

I'm getting depressed and must retire for the night.

And you should be dead with the amount of shiraz you consume Bitters. 

9 hours ago, Biffen said:

Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. 

Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

You'll be wearing a hound's tooth jacket with leather elbow patches I'm guessing Biff. The stereotypical Demons supporter for sure. 

46 minutes ago, Emerald said:

This page has given me biggest laugh I've had all week.

You should see us on a good night ... 

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Good heavens Pickett do you have no respect for the recently departed? Our good Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (née Anderson) passed away just last week. Yes we were adversaries at times but we also had a certain rapport, things could have been different but there just too many strings to untangle to make things work! I have been in mourning since I heard the news. 

The mere thought of the Uncle drooling over Mi Lady makes me sick to my stomach. And I suspect DC has similar urges as well! Do any of you have one iota of moral decency? 

While I am at it is anyone interested in purchasing a pink roller with a few miles on the clock? 

Pamela Anderson's mother died?

Have it on good authority that Biffen and Uncle Bitter were very complimentary towards the umps during the first half of the game.

I will be up and about early tomorrow for my normal one hour power walk but I won't be crossing Smith Street into Collingwood tomorrow that is for sure. They are getting one hell of a pasting from the Swans. Will be dangerous territory tomorrow for non believers. There is some good coffee to be had in Abbottsford so I may have to approach via East Melbourne.  

You know it is a good day when the Dees win and both the scum and the filth get flogged ....