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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

Of course their midfield will go along way to winning this weeks game. They are the bookies favourites. However, whilst our midfield need to be up and about, I think our defenders and our forward line will have a big say. 

I'm expecting a high scoring game. And without Cameron I feel the balance of power (injuries and poor performances permitting) will hold our way. If you're betting the $2.20 looks very attractive.

 

Not sure weather patton's playing, I'll check with Jane Bunn, what da yer reckon Uncle Bitters, do you think she would know!??

Edited by picket fence

 
3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Not sure weather patton's playing, I'll check with Jane Bunn, what da yer reckon Uncle Bitters, do you think she would know!??

You talking sex again picket? Well I agree, Jane has a nice Bunn.

I'm sure that Bitters, Biffen, and Moonshadow will get up to some sort of disgraceful mischief on their way to the G. Perhaps a beverage.....or 4 will be involved. And I can only imagine what will happen should the Dees be victorious!


Say, Uncle Bitter, what is the opening round attire likely to be this year?

On 20/03/2016 at 8:10 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

Good night!! 

BBO, you are clearly missing your old sparring partner jazza, who would have probably called you a twerp 17 different ways by now, after which the two of you would have swapped several good-natured insults, and then driven each other bananas ... 

47 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

I'm sure that Bitters, Biffen, and Moonshadow will get up to some sort of disgraceful mischief on their way to the G. Perhaps a beverage.....or 4 will be involved. And I can only imagine what will happen should the Dees be victorious!

Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

 
1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

He would never do that Biffen or Bitter.


10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

You are headed for Jerusalem Moons? The Stations of the Cross next Friday? 

29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

Walk with me dc. You are not alone.

9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Walk with me dc. You are not alone.

you're scaring me, moonie

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're scaring me, moonie

Be brave dc. Uncle Bitters is scarier. On that you can bet your first born

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

Now. A polite warning. Skirting with peril Red as we make NO mention of certain ones ;)

(edit...bloody phones...lol )

Edited by beelzebub


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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Now. A polite warning. Skirting with peril Red as we make NO mention of certain ones ;)

(edit...bloody phones...lol )

I know what WJ was trying to get me to do. 

On 21/03/2016 at 1:03 PM, Redleg said:

Sorry to mention footy on this thread fellas, but it is back for us on saturday.  Boy do we need to start the season well.

and  i think we will, i hope

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Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

They must not have been ready for your level of enlightenment BBO.

3 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

They must not have been ready for your level of enlightenment BBO.

You are a national treasure Mable. I hope the people of your native Cameroon recognise this!


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

such desecration of your artistic treasures reminds me of what isis did to palmyra, bbo

i wonder if you might be able to retrieve them from the way-back machine on the web. they should be preserved for posterity

on the other hand, they were a bit of tosh if one was sober 

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

such desecration of your artistic treasures reminds me of what isis did to palmyra, bbo

i wonder if you might be able to retrieve them from the way-back machine on the web. they should be preserved for posterity

on the other hand, they were a bit of tosh if one was sober 

I am afraid that the world is driving me to an existence where one is rarely sober.

Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.

Edited by Moonshadow

 
17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.

Moonie, I assume you are aware of the relationship between the words moderator and moderation.

I raise this not because of any concern that Uncle Bitters might be considered too immoderate in his many (ahem) tastes and behaviours but for the very opposite reason: to identify the possibility – fear, I suppose – that he might end up abandoning his immoderations altogether.

Do you really want that sort of future for Demonland?

 

 

i agree. spare the rod and spoil the brat. bitters is obviously in denial of his immoderations


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