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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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There's too much Latin and other romantic languages on this thread. Pretentious really.

 
2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

*proletariat*

Whoops! 

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What is going on? After attending the footy on Sunday your good old Uncle Bitter had to attend to some responsibilities in rural Victoria (sans computer) and I return to a deserted thread!!

Unless I am convinced that the world has not ended, I shall offer some post prandial speculations. ( Moonie and Biffen will not know what that means)

Hey BBO I know what that means. I was educated by the Salesians after all.

 

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter has awoken to a fine morning in Cantberra. 

Went to Special Robert's exihibition yesterDay. Bit disappointing to be honest. One of the highlights apparently ,was a picture of these blokes shearing bloody sheep- alapacas would have improved it no end. 

No footy pictures either but at least a few blokes had Max Gawn beards.

I must have been well [censored] last night , or my knowledge of geography is awry as I was boozing on the "foreshore"! One of the bottles consumed was called "The blood of hipsters" - it was, as you would expect, insipid [censored]! A decent Shiraz grape ruined by the insertion that girly Tempranillo stuff . FMD

Brekkers time !

The Blood Of Hipsters sounds like it comes from the torture room out the back of Earls victorian terrace


Sadly the nations capital is a sleazy cess-pit of underworld deals and perverted men trawling the streets seeking and finding instant gratification.

Wonder if Bitters will ever return.

42 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Sadly the nations capital is a sleazy cess-pit of underworld deals and perverted men trawling the streets seeking and finding instant gratification.

Wonder if Bitters will ever return.

I believe he's applying for the CEO job at Eros, so maybe not biff. 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

The Blood Of Hipsters sounds like it comes from the torture room out the back of Earls victorian terrace

i though it was a trendy converted hipster warehouse

 
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4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i though it was a trendy converted hipster warehouse

Hipsters, arne't they the boxers of underwear?

5 hours ago, Biffen said:

Sadly the nations capital is a sleazy cess-pit of underworld deals and perverted men trawling the streets seeking and finding instant gratification.

Wonder if Bitters will ever return.

But the parliamentary triangle has always been like that. It's what comes of letting politicians from all the other cesspits of the country congregate in the area.

I'm sure BBO has more sense than to get caught up in all that. Fyshwick, as he knows, is far more salubrious and its various places of worship are good for the soul on a Sunday morning.


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Hipsters, arne't they the boxers of underwear?

hmmm, red, don't know whether you are very perceptive or very prescient

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

hmmm, red, don't know whether you are very perceptive or very prescient

I am not really into the "P" adjectives.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am not really into the "P" adjectives.

the more i think of it though you are probably right. earl's converted warehouse is probably full of cheap imported hipster underwear he sells on the blackmarket to his fitzroy clientele whilst still claiming social security benefits.

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the more i think of it though you are probably right. earl's converted warehouse is probably full of cheap imported hipster underwear he sells on the blackmarket to his fitzroy clientele whilst still claiming social security benefits.

Yes and with each pair of "Calvin Kleens" you get a free can of guava paste 

Guess what guys we have just won three from three, practise matches or not how long is it since we won three form three ?


22 minutes ago, old dee said:

Guess what guys we have just won three from three, practise matches or not how long is it since we won three form three ?

Sweetness and light.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am not really into the "P" adjectives.

So you never get [censored] off every now and again? :lol::) Or pleases? Or precious? Or ... :o

Very pleasant day today actually, in the morning after a hearty breakfast I completed the warehouse stocktake with Conchita and we have enough guava paste, Cuban cigars and Havana Club rum to meet all our future orders. 

I then got on the bike and rode helter, skelter to Etihad via the Capital Trail bike path using the HIIT methodology. I got there in record time of course, walked straight in and my first highlight was walking past Jack Trengove and Van the Man, gee they look fit! I am sure I then walked past Saty wearing his MFC away Guernsey with a new hair cut as well. I settled down near our cheer squad but I was so exhausted I the fell asleep and missed the first half. Apparently we played quite well. 

3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Very pleasant day today actually, in the morning after a hearty breakfast I completed the warehouse stocktake with Conchita and we have enough guava paste, Cuban cigars and Havana Club rum to meet all our future orders. 

I then got on the bike and rode helter, skelter to Etihad via the Capital Trail bike path using the HIIT methodology. I got there in record time of course, walked straight in and my first highlight was walking past Jack Trengove and Van the Man, gee they look fit! I am sure I then walked past Saty wearing his MFC away Guernsey with a new hair cut as well. I settled down near our cheer squad but I was so exhausted I the fell asleep and missed the first half. Apparently we played quite well. 

Conchita Wirst must have exhausted you Earl. 

Are you a bicycle MAMIL or are you a fixie man?

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23 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Conchita Wirst must have exhausted you Earl. 

Are you a bicycle MAMIL or are you a fixie man?

I have several bikes, I took the clunky mountain bike today. It is heavy but stable and requires more energy to move it along so it burns more calories. I don't have a fixie, too dangerous in the inner city traffic I think. 


8 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

I have several bikes, I took the clunky mountain bike today. It is heavy but stable and requires more energy to move it along so it burns more calories. I don't have a fixie, too dangerous in the inner city traffic I think. 

The verbal abuse a fixie will attract might cause severe damage to your psyche Earl.

Stick to those shyteful little share cars.

Well I'm finally back at the Manor after an arduous few days in Cantberra. I noticed our resident Dr Hopping Dicks alluded to a locale named Fyshwick which I presumed was where one found the seafood market. Being partial to the occasional clam, I headed out that way.

Well what a surprise! It was where one would likely find Cantberra's version of the Gat. Which brings me to the point of my ramble. In a particularly scrofulous location I noticed a faded sign. " For love potions, poultices and cures for the pox contact your ever reliable Dr John D...". The rest was obscured by various stains and fluids. Scant evidence I agree but nonetheless, the question must be asked .

Does our Good Doctor have a sordid history buried in our national capital and is his retreat to a hillbilly hideaway a means to escape a criminal past? 

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I'm finally back at the Manor after an arduous few days in Cantberra. I noticed our resident Dr Hopping Dicks alluded to a locale named Fyshwick which I presumed was where one found the seafood market. Being partial to the occasional clam, I headed out that way.

Well what a surprise! It was where one would likely find Cantberra's version of the Gat. Which brings me to the point of my ramble. In a particularly scrofulous location I noticed a faded sign. " For love potions, poultices and cures for the pox contact your ever reliable Dr John D...". The rest was obscured by various stains and fluids. Scant evidence I agree but nonetheless, the question must be asked .

Does our Good Doctor have a sordid history buried in our national capital and is his retreat to a hillbilly hideaway a means to escape a criminal past? 

I think time has eroded the legibility of that sign Bitters.

I believe it more than likely read "Dr John Hewson"

 

I believe the good Dr likes to "slum it "on occasions.

Who doesn't really,except the godawful bourgeois bogans who are forever soiling the Gat with their cleanliness.

One wonders how much Dr John can converse with the intelligentsia in Hopping Dix without going completely rogue.

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14 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I think time has eroded the legibility of that sign Bitters.

I believe it more than likely read "Dr John Hewson"

Who was he?


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