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Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

 
2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

There is never a bad time to mention bananas ... 

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1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

There is never a bad time to mention bananas ... 

Can't argue with that. Oh hang on, let me get the AFL to poll the clubs to see what they think.

 
Just now, Redleg said:

Can't argue with that. Oh hang on, let me get the AFL to poll the clubs to see what they think.

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

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13 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

He would refer it to Andrew Dillon.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try 

Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

6 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

 
8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

I hope we can tie him down on a date for that, Moonie.

Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?


26 minutes ago, old dee said:

Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

Nice work, OD. One step at a time ... 

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

she wanted another one for breakfast.

Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

We should never neglect the education of our young.

22 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

A funny thing happened today. 

I saw Petracca playing basketball.

:huh:

On 5 February 2016 at 10:25 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.


1 minute ago, pineapple dee said:

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

Ok. How about Gill wouldn't know a banana from a brain surgeon ... 

13 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

Can not think of any good thinks to say about pineapples, can you please help me out here?

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Can not think of any good thinks to say about pineapples, can you please help me out here?

Fresh cold ripe Pineapple dipped into chilli  sugar.

Yum an excellent subtitute when Bananas are not available.

Episode 2.

No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

15 hours ago, old dee said:

Episode 2.

No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

You could always use the banana split as a bribe to follow the Dees.


32 minutes ago, Devil is in the Detail said:

You could always use the banana split as a bribe to follow the Dees.

Winning games regularly is the missing element. Her mother quit because she lost interest in losing games week in week out.

No banana split on earth is going to counter that.

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On 2/6/2016 at 10:25 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

A funny thing happened today. 

I saw Petracca playing basketball.

How was his toe?

 
3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Fairly sure there was nothing wrong with his toe.

He was running around the court full bore. Showed a bit of talent as a basketballer.

i think its because the Basketball League does not support Drug Cheats, while the AFL does.

On 5 February 2016 at 10:18 PM, Redleg said:

Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

Is it time to talk guava paste instead? 


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