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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

(I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

    (I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

    I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

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    This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

    I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

    FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

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    42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

    I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

    FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

    Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

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    54 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

    Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is anyone's guess.

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is astounding.

    Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

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    20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

    No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

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    Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

    FMD!!!

    But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

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    45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

    FMD!!!

    But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

    i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try 

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    Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Don't think it is the right time to mention bananas.

    There is never a bad time to mention bananas ... 

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    1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There is never a bad time to mention bananas ... 

    Can't argue with that. Oh hang on, let me get the AFL to poll the clubs to see what they think.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Can't argue with that. Oh hang on, let me get the AFL to poll the clubs to see what they think.

    Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

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    13 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

    He would refer it to Andrew Dillon.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try 

    Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

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    7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

    Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

    History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

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    6 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Interesting you should mention the Bastille, Moonie. The Marquis himself was housed there just before the revolution.

    History to repeat itself? And when can we expect the publication of the collected writings of BBO?

    BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

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    8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

    I hope we can tie him down on a date for that, Moonie.

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    Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

    yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

    If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

    she wanted another one for breakfast.

    Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

    Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

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    26 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

    yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

    If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

    she wanted another one for breakfast.

    Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

    Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

    Nice work, OD. One step at a time ... 

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Last night I made my Grand Daughter her first banana split.

    yes I know it is hard to believe this is her first.

    If I achieve nothing else from here on I think I have created another banana addict.

    she wanted another one for breakfast.

    Now all I have to do is create a Dees supporter.

    Can  the team give me a little help this year please?

    We should never neglect the education of our young.

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    22 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    A funny thing happened today. 

    I saw Petracca playing basketball.

    :huh:

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    On 5 February 2016 at 10:25 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

    Let's not have any derogatory comments about pineapples thanks.

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