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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

 
1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

If one is not an afficionado of certain ....err arcane pursuits, then yes, Romsey Manor could amaze the  innocent    naive.

I wonder...just wonder if Romsey Manor wasn't what they had in mind with Rocky Horror !!

 
8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

Great news you already know her.


5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

I wonder...just wonder if Romsey Manor wasn't what they had in mind with Rocky Horror !!

I am sure in BBO younger days he would run around his house wearing women clothing. 

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I am sure in BBO younger days he would run around his house wearing women clothing. 

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Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

:huh:


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

Are you the Red Head?

On 29 January 2016 at 4:23 PM, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

Moonie.....is lateral :unsure:

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

Butthole always autocorrects to pothole for me.

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10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

(I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

(I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?


54 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is anyone's guess.

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1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is astounding.

Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

 

Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

FMD!!!

But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

FMD!!!

But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try 


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