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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Jolly Eggnogs to one and all.

 

Thinking of you all...from Banff

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    Have a great Christmas all, and may your New Year be full of wins for the Dees, and as many bananas as you can cope with.

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Have a great Christmas all, and may your New Year be full of wins for the Dees, and as many bananas as you can cope with.

    You too R and B. Boxing Day is a banana sundae ritual for me.

    ate while watching the start of  Syd to Hobart.

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    whether it be the birth of jc, the feast of saturnalia or the birthday of mithra, happy holidays to all demonlanders

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    From the balmy island of Cozimel in Mexico, can I echo others and just say

    Feliz Navidad y un feliz año nuevo a todos en la tierra del diablo! 

    May 2016 bring us all numerous victories and the ultimate destruction of the dark force, well I really mean Hawthorn here. 

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    Well as you look to tuck into your Xmas dinners today its still Xmas eve here in Canada. Wife and I bout to head into town (Banff.....its hard....I know ) for brunch. Think I have to fly the flag. Stackofcakes with banana and Maple syrup (the REAL stuff eh )

    Merry Christmas to all my good friends .....and even the others!! Tis the seaon :)

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    Change of profile pic featuring a few tees that my kids Santa got me for Xmas.

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    Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

    I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.

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    Melly Clistmas Flaubert-San. 

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    1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

    I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.

    Are the Nips really getting bigger????

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    CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

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    7 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

    You been heffing paint thinner? 

    Edited by Colin B. Flaubert
    Repetition of word

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    I do concede my Japanese needs a bit of work. 

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    9 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

    Domo Arigato. Sayonara.

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    12 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

    I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.

    Yeah I read about that ..The Colonel is huge on Xmas day. 

    Just having a "Banff" coffee....Kahlua coffee with whiskey infused cream. Just thawing out before we tuck into our Christmas feast.. Kanuck style :)

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Yeah I read about that ..The Colonel is huge on Xmas day. 

    Just having a "Banff" coffee....Kahlua coffee with whiskey infused cream. Just thawing out before we tuck into our Christmas feast.. Kanuck style :)

    How are the huskies?

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    How are the huskies?

    Not bad with a little Chianti 

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Domo Arigato. Sayonara.

    You would have gotten higher marks by inserting 'Mr. Roboto' at the end of that sentence. 

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    8 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    I do concede my Japanese needs a bit of work. 

    The word 'work' would suggest you had put the prerequisite effort in to learn some in the first place. The stuff you posted sounded like it came from someone who had licked a hallucinogenic toad. 

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    Happy new year to one and all.

    May 2016 be the year of the banana plant.

     

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    2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    You would have gotten higher marks by inserting 'Mr. Roboto' at the end of that sentence. 

    You live and learn.

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    Does anyone know when BBO is due to come off rehab?

     

     

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    35 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Does anyone know when BBO is due to come of rehab?

     

     

    2018

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