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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Most of our bananas do come from Queensland ... :lol::mad:

Very Good point and we know what Queenslanders are like!

 
35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You must have a huge rrrse or rediculous incontinence if you require 5 toilets. 

A man needs a place or two to think and solve the worlds problems.

Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

"Go Tigers"

 
52 minutes ago, old dee said:

Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

"Go Tigers"

Ummm.... "Go Melbourne Tigers" :lol::unsure:

2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Ummm.... "Go Melbourne Tigers" :lol::unsure:

Yes my error


On ‎4‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎6‎:‎44‎:‎57‎, Moonshadow said:

Yes, I recall you being 'correct' post after post after post one grand final a couple of years ago. Not your finest moment Clint, well worth the sabbatical. 

Unlike yourself I like to move on Moon! You are probably still wallowing in the glory days... of the 1940'S!

On ‎6‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎12‎:‎24‎:‎16‎, Redleg said:

Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

I feel uplifted.

Make my own most mornings red, with a bit of yoghurt and red and blue berries!

6 hours ago, old dee said:

Today it has been announce that the Melbourne Tigers Basketball club will field a team in the SEABL in 2016.

This is the first step for the "Tigers" to return to the NBL at some point down the track.

I and a lot of others will once again have a team to support in 2016 and beyond.

"Go Tigers"

Go Wild Cats!!!!!!

Now that is too much basketball excitement for one day.

Edited by DemonFrog

 

Anyone else see the ACDC stage bathed in red & blue during Hells Bells? 

The last time I was Etihad was against the Giants.

 

Both good memories

 

Todays has started well Muesli, Banana and yohurt followed by a nice filtered Coffee.

Oh and I have not seen a negative MFC story in weeks and we are still undefeated.

Life can be good most days.


On 6 December 2015 at 9:34 PM, daisycutter said:

i had a down-sized banana for breakfast, red

thought it only right at my age to contribute something back to the economy

I had a delicious banana daiquiri at El Floridita Hotel today with Ernest. He wasn't there in body but he was in spirit. Plenty of bananas in Cuba and they do taste sweet. I can see a business opportunity here, bananas and guava paste, not sure what we can off load on them in exchange though, perhaps some of our marketing gurus to convince them of their need for some superfluous stuff they haven't got? 

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Good to see so many of you treating the banana with the respect it deserves.

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I have just started my annual fitness kick, to get my body in shape for the coming season. It hasn't worked for the last several years, but you can only try.

The diet will kick in too. I will have my banana smoothies made with skinny milk from now on. May have to give up on the banana splits and sundaes though.

The Provendor next door makes a delightful mango smoothie. As good as a meal. They do a berry milkshake and will see if they can come up with a Raspberry and Blueberry version.

Also very sorry to read of Jazza's passing. As a greater observer than contributor I always enjoyed his comments and observations.  Many of his references struck home with me reminding me of glories past chasing the elusive waves down Johanna way and my formative years at the back end of the cow. What a pity he has only seen the beginning of the resurgence. May his memory stimulate us all.

Go Dees

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20 minutes ago, dpositive said:

The Provendor next door makes a delightful mango smoothie. 

 

I have never got into Mango smoothies. Don't mind a mango juice, but not as a smoothie.


59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have never got into Mango smoothies. Don't mind a mango juice, but not as a smoothie.

trya mango lassi....... esp with a nice curry :) 

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5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

trya mango lassi....... esp with a nice curry :) 

I am not a curry guy.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am not a curry guy.

that surprises me with your appetite !!  :rolleyes:


1 hour ago, iv'a worn smith said:

Banana or Strawberry daiquiri permitted?

do you even need to ask Iva....It's Daiquiri hour ....ALL Day !! :roos:

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

curry and beer?

Oh....all right....you've twisted my arm..

As someone who's lived in London at times...I can safely say this has never been tried   ( NOT !!! ) :rolleyes:

 
4 minutes ago, H_T said:
Mmmm AFL negotiations . ....this is No B$ , so it's topical here. From Twitter...
 

Tom Elliot spoke to woman involved in Martin saga: Not happy with way case handled by AFL. Feels AFL wants her to water down her version.

Come on H_T    fair suck of the sav, the AFL always does the right thing !!

16 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Come on H_T    fair suck of the sav, the AFL always does the right thing !!

What a stuff up. Sylvester (Police) has already said the way it's been handled is a disgrace. 

Unbelievable. How unprofessional.


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