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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Can't believe we look like doing it to Casey again, with all our injuries.

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    sadly way too old for any swashbuckling bjDee.

    Doubt it. If Keith Richards can be a buccaneer in tonight's Pirates of the Caribbean, what's stopping you?

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    Chuckle! I think 4.5 hours is the average time per day spent stuck in traffic :wacko::huh:

    BTW They are 4.5 hours behind us. Being about 1 hour behind is Demons time ... :):lol::wacko:

    And here are some more smileys, mainly for bjDee's benefit :):mad::cool::rolleyes:

    So now you've got me wondering R&BB - whether you and dee-luded are really different posters, ....or maybe different sides of the same keyboard??

    :cool:

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    So now you've got me wondering R&BB - whether you and dee-luded are really different posters, ....or maybe different sides of the same keyboard??

    :cool:

    Not enough smileys in most of dee-luded's posts for me ... :):blink:;):o

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    I couldn't post several smileys due to the cyberworld police. How do you manage it?

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    I couldn't post several smileys due to the cyberworld police. How do you manage it?

    Just click on the things. There is a limit that I have hit once, but it was more than 4. :blink::):unsure::lol::)

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    :mellow::):ph34r::):blink::wacko::unsure:

    Nice work :rolleyes::blink:

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    Doubt it. If Keith Richards can be a buccaneer in tonight's Pirates of the Caribbean, what's stopping you?

    Talent!
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    Again I venture to Etihad, for about the 50th time since seeing our last win there.

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    Again I venture to Etihad, for about the 50th time since seeing our last win there.

    Do you go to a lot of non MFC games there?

    Our losing streak at Etihad currently is 22.

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    Was offered 3 freebies to level 2 today but declined because I don't need the grief anymore.

    I can stay home for that.

    Sorry to be negative .

    Happy fathers day all and especially BBO and DC who have fathered so many children throughout their respective regions.

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    Doubt it. If Keith Richards can be a buccaneer in tonight's Pirates of the Caribbean, what's stopping you?

    What makes you think OD wasn't in last nights episode bj ^_^

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    well i don't know why but i'm going to knock myself out and and go to shyteyhed stadium today

    call it morbid curiosity if you like but i'm certainly not excited

    maybe it's cabin fever after a long winter and i just need to get out

    expect to end up frustratingly depressed, but there is still just a drop of pollyanna coursing my veins

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    well i don't know why but i'm going to knock myself out and and go to shyteyhed stadium today

    call it morbid curiosity if you like but i'm certainly not excited

    maybe it's cabin fever after a long winter and i just need to get out

    expect to end up frustratingly depressed, but there is still just a drop of pollyanna coursing my veins

    Wonder what might be coursing through Pollyanna's veins dc.

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    You're a better supporter than I am Gunga.

    .."Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!".

    I'm not sure Red will agree with you if GWS' performance today is in anyway reflective of the first part of Rudyard's poem BBO

    Edited by Rusty Nails

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    .."Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!".

    I'm not sure Red will agree with you if GWS' performance today is in anyway reflective of the first part of Rudyard's poem BBO

    Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

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    Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

    Lol...you see things differently to me BBO! Have you thought about taking up poetry?

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    Lol...you see things differently to me BBO! Have you thought about taking up poetry?

    there once was a poet named bbo

    for poems he had naught to show

    as a po-et

    he made a damn fine perv-et

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    There once was a lovely young miss

    Who went down the river to [censored]

    Then a man in a punt

    Stuck an oar in her eye

    and now she has to wear glasses.

    Edit:cant believe "read "is censored.

    Edited by Biffen

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    Again I venture to Etihad, for about the 50th time since seeing our last win there.

    Next time it will be to extend our winning streak there to 2 ... :)

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    well i think my little dose of positivity by attending today was probably the straw that broke the shytehed hoodoo

    still hate the glary freezing concrete monstrosity

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    Next time it will be to extend our winning streak there to 2 ... :)

    Can't wait. It was an enjoyable day.

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    seeing as how y'all a bit sad now the season has ended and we start to win...
    here's a little something to cheer y'all up

    these guys are [censored] g o o d



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