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sadly way too old for any swashbuckling bjDee.

Doubt it. If Keith Richards can be a buccaneer in tonight's Pirates of the Caribbean, what's stopping you?

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Chuckle! I think 4.5 hours is the average time per day spent stuck in traffic :wacko::huh:

BTW They are 4.5 hours behind us. Being about 1 hour behind is Demons time ... :):lol::wacko:

And here are some more smileys, mainly for bjDee's benefit :):mad::cool::rolleyes:

So now you've got me wondering R&BB - whether you and dee-luded are really different posters, ....or maybe different sides of the same keyboard??

:cool:

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So now you've got me wondering R&BB - whether you and dee-luded are really different posters, ....or maybe different sides of the same keyboard??

:cool:

Not enough smileys in most of dee-luded's posts for me ... :):blink:;):o

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I couldn't post several smileys due to the cyberworld police. How do you manage it?

Just click on the things. There is a limit that I have hit once, but it was more than 4. :blink::):unsure::lol::)

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Was offered 3 freebies to level 2 today but declined because I don't need the grief anymore.

I can stay home for that.

Sorry to be negative .

Happy fathers day all and especially BBO and DC who have fathered so many children throughout their respective regions.

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Doubt it. If Keith Richards can be a buccaneer in tonight's Pirates of the Caribbean, what's stopping you?

What makes you think OD wasn't in last nights episode bj ^_^

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well i don't know why but i'm going to knock myself out and and go to shyteyhed stadium today

call it morbid curiosity if you like but i'm certainly not excited

maybe it's cabin fever after a long winter and i just need to get out

expect to end up frustratingly depressed, but there is still just a drop of pollyanna coursing my veins

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well i don't know why but i'm going to knock myself out and and go to shyteyhed stadium today

call it morbid curiosity if you like but i'm certainly not excited

maybe it's cabin fever after a long winter and i just need to get out

expect to end up frustratingly depressed, but there is still just a drop of pollyanna coursing my veins

Wonder what might be coursing through Pollyanna's veins dc.

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You're a better supporter than I am Gunga.

.."Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!".

I'm not sure Red will agree with you if GWS' performance today is in anyway reflective of the first part of Rudyard's poem BBO

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.."Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!".

I'm not sure Red will agree with you if GWS' performance today is in anyway reflective of the first part of Rudyard's poem BBO

Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

Posted

Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

Lol...you see things differently to me BBO! Have you thought about taking up poetry?

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Lol...you see things differently to me BBO! Have you thought about taking up poetry?

there once was a poet named bbo

for poems he had naught to show

as a po-et

he made a damn fine perv-et

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There once was a lovely young miss

Who went down the river to [censored]

Then a man in a punt

Stuck an oar in her eye

and now she has to wear glasses.

Edit:cant believe "read "is censored.

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Again I venture to Etihad, for about the 50th time since seeing our last win there.

Next time it will be to extend our winning streak there to 2 ... :)

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well i think my little dose of positivity by attending today was probably the straw that broke the shytehed hoodoo

still hate the glary freezing concrete monstrosity

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