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Now make of this what you will but it is (for once) a true story.

I have been giving Netflix a trial (basically [censored]). They just sent me an email . Dear (my name) we have a movie that might interest you.

Name of the movie? CREEP!! FMD!

So did you accept the role?

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    How veeerry droll of you Biffen.

    It suggests that you are still sanctimoniously drug and alcohol free.

    Reality gets a bit dull.

    I've taken up parkour

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    I notice Borewood is collapsing into a pit.

    Like a Black Hole collapsing into itself.

    No great loss.

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    I notice Borewood is collapsing into a pit.

    Like a Black Hole collapsing into itself.

    No great loss.

    yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

    may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

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    yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

    may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

    Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

    Start packing your cheap suits.

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    Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

    Start packing your cheap suits.

    more likely just another cfmeu cunning stunt, biffo

    on the other hand it might be global climate change related (most things are) in which case might be time to emigrate to tassie

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    Hopefully just the tip of a larger sinkhole then DC.

    Start packing your cheap suits.

    I thought it was the large coal mine that Barnaby has been crying crocodile tears over.....

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    I thought it was the large coal mine that Barnaby has been crying crocodile tears over.....

    more likely the result of chaos theory, moonie. some peasant in japan in the 16th century probably stepped on a butterfly

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    yeah, dunno why they keep referring to it as burwood.......it's mount waverley (near east burwood not burwood)

    may as well be romsey as far as us genuine burwoodonians are concerned, biffo

    There are alpaca-loving self-floggers in Mount Waverley? No wonder the earth is trying to swallow them ... :):lol::blink::rolleyes:

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    Would anyone notice if Borewood disappeared?

    Would anyone GAF?

    Well....yes! Without Burwood to push us north, Bok Hill would slip south and further away from the ski fields!

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    Well....yes! Without Burwood to push us north, Bok Hill would slip south and further away from the ski fields!

    Must be where the Sith Effrikaans migrate to.

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    Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

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    Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

    Bentleigh? Do they have anything in Bentleigh?

    Sounds disturbingly like Borewood.

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    Eagerly awaiting news of Biffen.He managed to inveigle an invite to a (at least nominally respectable ) function last night. Quite a gathering of the "socially acceptable" I believe. Good Lord, Earl Hood may even have been present.

    Anyway, I expect the lure of free grog will have seduced him quite easily and I just wonder whether or not was thrown out.

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    Going out for brekky with the Missus, chance for a banana smoothie. Hope they have nice bananas in Bentleigh.

    They didn't.

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    Must be where the Sith Effrikaans migrate to.

    Nice try, but no, that's just the way it's pronounced these days...The last Seth Effrikan I saw was in Syd-eny.

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    What is this bunch of overpaid sheilas playing on our home ground tonight? It is bad enough that we let ninthmond play there but these fags ...FMD!

    What a [censored] poor excuse for a game it is.

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