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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Dont know what a hedger cutter is,but it sounds like womens work.

Jazza, I think it's an alternative to waxing. For hirsute people. But I've never seen a hairy frog.

 

Jazza, I think it's an alternative to waxing. For hirsute people. But I've never seen a hairy frog.

does a hipster toad with a moustache count?

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Now that's a new one - the Wolverine Frog. What does it turn into on a full moon night?

Probably a collingwood supporter with no teeth and the old silky pies jacket worn to disco's in the late eighties.


Same thought was crossing my mind.

Why did they change it in the first place?

Not when froggy,but WHY???

To improve things as change is always better.

To improve things as change is always better.

Liked pennies,pounds,pints and ponnies and pots.

Notice the common theme for measurements in those days.

Liked pennies,pounds,pints and ponnies and pots.

Notice the common theme for measurements in those days.

whats a ponny ?

 

does a hipster toad with a moustache count?

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Have you been watching the SBS series on hipsters Daisy? I get the feeling that it might resemble the 2 minutes hate from Orwell's 1984 extended to 45 minutes in your house though if you did make the switch.

Full of inanity once again I see chaps.


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Dank yesterday joked that all his paperwork, which was left at Essendon, as he was directed, must have disintegrated.

Dank yesterday joked that all his paperwork, which was left at Essendon, as he was directed, must have disintegrated.T

That Little man at the helm of Essendon would never become so low (nearly impossible),that he would stoop(hardly needs to) so low as to engage in industrial espionage and personal vendettas against his opponents would he?

Full of inanity once again I see chaps.

And loving it!

Dank yesterday joked that all his paperwork, which was left at Essendon, as he was directed, must have disintegrated.

This is a new meaning of the term disintegrated meaning "the dog ate it". :)

That Little man at the helm of Essendon would never become so low (nearly impossible),that he would stoop(hardly needs to) so low as to engage in industrial espionage and personal vendettas against his opponents would he?

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?


You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

"Someone disaffected client"?

Tsk, tsk, Uncle Bitter.

Full of inanity once again I see chaps.

Hearing that come from the most earnest and serious poster on the board, I must withdraw my commission as a poster on Land. I will join Rangey and BenHur on BigFooty now to see if I can end up derailing all of their threads.

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

Imagine that scene with the Colombians in the hotel room from Scarface but replace them with track suit wearing bogans in the Gatwick and you are about on the money.

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

Special Bob?

Beezle,a ponny is some sort of glass used for beverages.

"Someone disaffected client"?

Tsk, tsk, Uncle Bitter.

Imbecile!!

Special Bob?

Beezle,a ponny is some sort of glass used for beverages.

Even bigger imbecile!!


Slight axe wound.

Not the first I've been involved with.

Back on typing duties.

Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking.

I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again.

You snivelling ignorami.

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Imagine that scene with the Colombians in the hotel room from Scarface but replace them with track suit wearing bogans in the Gatwick and you are about on the money.

"Say ccchhello to my liddle frend"

Slight axe wound.

Not the first I've been involved with.

Back on typing duties.

Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking.

I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again.

You snivelling ignorami.

Which model typewriter did you get Biff?

 

Which model typewriter did you get Biff?

One that doesn't use pictures.

Give it a go Froggo!


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