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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Princetown is the swamp,i will have you know.

Beechy is known as dope smokers corner.

BTW,still off the durries,brain is taking some time to readjust to so called "normal thinking".

The councellor thinks im a bit of a nutter{so i must be OK}

Glad to hear you are still off the smokes. As a Dees supporter, you will never be totally normal ... :) As you said, if the counsellor thinks you are nuts, you must be doing most thing right :):)

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Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

That is the thing about this thread --- there is only one way to derail it, and that topic's relevance fades by the day ...

Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

 

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

I thought we lost chip to the Hawks last year .. :) :)

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

I use those chips to reel you in Daisy. You are nothing if not consistent.

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Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

This is going to sound brutal hardtack.

But I honestly do not care

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

Poor dumb [censored].

 

This is going to sound brutal hardtack.

But I honestly do not care

I care in as far as I really think he is not long for this world... he's just occupying a seat in the waiting room. Sure it's self inflicted, but still sad none the less.

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.


New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

I thought he was headed for the Antarctic because of all the ice there ...
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Sad to hear of the passing of another great Demon, Geoff Tunbridge. RIP Tunna.

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

Well we have Ben running all over the place, Flatline Fletcher who nearly died on a hospital table in the USA and Daniel Kerr with retraining orders and suspicions of starting fires etc. Really the 2006 flag is tainted. In how many games were WCE players hyped to the eyeballs? I remember that year they made some remarkable second half or actually last quarter comebacks to win matches that got them to top 2. Funny thing is the Chemist never saw a thing! Strange really.

Well we have Ben running all over the place, Flatline Fletcher who nearly died on a hospital table in the USA and Daniel Kerr with retraining orders and suspicions of starting fires etc. Really the 2006 flag is tainted. In how many games were WCE players hyped to the eyeballs? I remember that year they made some remarkable second half or actually last quarter comebacks to win matches that got them to top 2. Funny thing is the Chemist never saw a thing! Strange really.

I heard there a new ICE factory in Lathlain.

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Victoria wins the Sheffield Shield after coming last the year before.

Go Aussies in the World Cup thursday and hopefully Sunday.


Victoria wins the Sheffield Shield after coming last the year before.

Go Aussies in the World Cup thursday and hopefully Sunday.

The match was fixed, Red as the game should have been held at the WACA because Victoria could not provide a suitable venue. I DEMAND A REMATCH!

The match was fixed, Red as the game should have been held at the WACA because Victoria could not provide a suitable venue. I DEMAND A REMATCH!

EFC players have a better chance of getting off than that one DF

Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

Havent been willing to quote on some of the rubbish summer threads col.

But on my way back as the season proper approaches.

Had a decent read over summer,so sarcasm is back on the menu for the winter thread season.

Havent been willing to quote on some of the rubbish summer threads col.

But on my way back as the season proper approaches.

Had a decent read over summer,so sarcasm is back on the menu for the winter thread season.

Didn't realise it was ever off the menu ... :)

Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

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Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

Ignore the hype.

Will finish 8th.

Ignore the hype.

Will finish 8th.

Jazza what are you using to replace tobacco?

Jazza what are you using to replace tobacco?

Some pills that Biff left me

They were wrapped up in alfoil and were different colours for different days..

 

Some pills that Biff left me

They were wrapped up in alfoil and were different colours for different days..

don't use the orange ones jazza, he makes them up from some old vietnam army surplus supplies

the rest he sources from someone in fiskville , so probably ok

Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

Dam, his guess in two positions higher than mine.


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