Jump to content

  • IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING

    The Demonland Terms of Service, which you have all recently agreed to, strictly prohibit discussions of ongoing legal matters, whether criminal or civil. Please ensure that all discussions on this forum remain focused solely on on-field & football related topics.


Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)

Princetown is the swamp,i will have you know.

Beechy is known as dope smokers corner.

BTW,still off the durries,brain is taking some time to readjust to so called "normal thinking".

The councellor thinks im a bit of a nutter{so i must be OK}

Glad to hear you are still off the smokes. As a Dees supporter, you will never be totally normal ... :) As you said, if the counsellor thinks you are nuts, you must be doing most thing right :):)

Edited by Red and Bluebeard

Posted

Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

That is the thing about this thread --- there is only one way to derail it, and that topic's relevance fades by the day ...

Posted

Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

Posted

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

I thought we lost chip to the Hawks last year .. :) :)

  • Like 1
Posted (edited)

LOL, i used to think you had a chip on your shoulder, col, now i wonder if there is any shoulder under all those chips :blink:

I use those chips to reel you in Daisy. You are nothing if not consistent.

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert
Posted

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

Posted

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

This is going to sound brutal hardtack.

But I honestly do not care

  • Like 1
Posted

This is going to sound brutal hardtack.

But I honestly do not care

I care in as far as I really think he is not long for this world... he's just occupying a seat in the waiting room. Sure it's self inflicted, but still sad none the less.

Posted

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

  • Like 1
Posted

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

I thought he was headed for the Antarctic because of all the ice there ...
Posted

Probably not worthy of its own thread so I'll chuck it in here, but just saw tweets mentioning that Benny Boy has been arrested in Perth again and is being held in police custody.

Well we have Ben running all over the place, Flatline Fletcher who nearly died on a hospital table in the USA and Daniel Kerr with retraining orders and suspicions of starting fires etc. Really the 2006 flag is tainted. In how many games were WCE players hyped to the eyeballs? I remember that year they made some remarkable second half or actually last quarter comebacks to win matches that got them to top 2. Funny thing is the Chemist never saw a thing! Strange really.

Posted

Well we have Ben running all over the place, Flatline Fletcher who nearly died on a hospital table in the USA and Daniel Kerr with retraining orders and suspicions of starting fires etc. Really the 2006 flag is tainted. In how many games were WCE players hyped to the eyeballs? I remember that year they made some remarkable second half or actually last quarter comebacks to win matches that got them to top 2. Funny thing is the Chemist never saw a thing! Strange really.

I heard there a new ICE factory in Lathlain.

Posted

Victoria wins the Sheffield Shield after coming last the year before.

Go Aussies in the World Cup thursday and hopefully Sunday.

Posted

Victoria wins the Sheffield Shield after coming last the year before.

Go Aussies in the World Cup thursday and hopefully Sunday.

The match was fixed, Red as the game should have been held at the WACA because Victoria could not provide a suitable venue. I DEMAND A REMATCH!

Posted

The match was fixed, Red as the game should have been held at the WACA because Victoria could not provide a suitable venue. I DEMAND A REMATCH!

EFC players have a better chance of getting off than that one DF

  • Like 1
Posted

Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

Havent been willing to quote on some of the rubbish summer threads col.

But on my way back as the season proper approaches.

Had a decent read over summer,so sarcasm is back on the menu for the winter thread season.

  • Like 4
Posted

Havent been willing to quote on some of the rubbish summer threads col.

But on my way back as the season proper approaches.

Had a decent read over summer,so sarcasm is back on the menu for the winter thread season.

Didn't realise it was ever off the menu ... :)

Posted (edited)

Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

Edited by ILLDieADemon
Posted

Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

Ignore the hype.

Will finish 8th.

Posted

Jazza what are you using to replace tobacco?

Some pills that Biff left me

They were wrapped up in alfoil and were different colours for different days..

Posted

Some pills that Biff left me

They were wrapped up in alfoil and were different colours for different days..

don't use the orange ones jazza, he makes them up from some old vietnam army surplus supplies

the rest he sources from someone in fiskville , so probably ok

  • Like 2
Posted

Garry Lion put us 17th in his 2015 season ladder production.

Good to see he has faith in us this season.

Dam, his guess in two positions higher than mine.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   1 member

  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    TRAINING: Monday 17th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were on hand at Monday morning's preseason training at Gosch's Paddock to bring you their brief observations of the session. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Gentle flush session at Gosch's this morning. Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars) McVee, McAdam. Rehabbing: Great to see Kentfield back (much slimmer), walking with Tholstrup, TMac (suspect just a management thing), Viney (still being cautious with that rib cartilage?), Melksham (

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    MATCH SIM: Friday 14th February 2025

    A couple of Demonland Trackwatchers made their way out to Casey Field's for the Melbourne Football Club's Family Series day to bring you their observations on the Match Simulation. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S MATCH SIMULATION OBSERVATIONS Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars), McVee, Windor, Kentfield, Mentha Present but not playing: Petracca, Viney, Spargo, Tholstrup, Melksham Starting Blue 18 (+ just 2 interchange): B: Petty, TMac, Lever, Howes, Bowey Salem M: Gawn, Oliver, La

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    TRAINING: Wednesday 12th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers braved the scorching morning heat to bring you the following observations of Wednesday's preseason training session from Gosch's Paddock. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Absent: Salem, Windsor (word is a foot rash going around), Viney, Bowey and Kentfield Train ons: Roy George, no Culley today. Firstly the bad news - McVee went down late, which does look like a bad hammy - towards the end of match sim, as he kicked the ball. Had to

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    MATCH SIM: Friday 7th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatcher Gator ventured down the freeway to bring you his observations from Friday morning's Match Simulation out at Casey Fields. Rehab: Jake Lever and Charlie Spargo running laps.  Lever was running short distances at a fast click as well as having kick to kick with a trainer. He seems unimpeded. Christian Petracca, Kade Chandler, Shane McAdam and Tom Fullarton doing non-contact kicking and handball drills on the adjacent oval.  All moving freely at pace.  I didn’

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 2

    TRAINING: Wednesday 5th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were out in force as the Demons returned to Gosch's Paddock for preseason training on Wednesday morning. GHOSTWRITER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Kozzie a no show. Tommy Sparrow was here last week in civvies and wearing sunnies. He didn’t train. Today he’s training but he’s wearing goggles so he’s likely got an eye injury. There’s a drill where Selwyn literally lies on top of Tracc, a trainer dribbles the ball towards them and Tracc has to g

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS: 2024

    Whichever way you look at it, the Melbourne Football Club’s 2024 season can only be characterized as the year of its fall from grace. Whispering Jack looks back at the season from hell that was. After its 2021 benchmark premiership triumph, the men’s team still managed top four finishes in the next two seasons but straight sets finals losses consigned them to sixth place in both years. The big fall came in 2024 with a collapse into the bottom six and a 14th placing. At Casey, the 2022 VFL p

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features

    MATCH SIM: Friday 31st January 2025

    Veteran Demonland Trackwatcher Picket Fence ventured down to Casey Fields to bring you his observations from Friday's Match Simulation. Greetings Demonlanders, beautiful Day at training and the boys were hard at it, here is my report. NO SHOWS: Luker Kentfield (recovering from pneumonia in WA), also not sure I noticed Melky (Hamstring) or Will Verrall?? MODIFIED DUTIES (No Contact): Sparrow, McVee (foot), Tracc (ribs), Chandler, (AC Joint), Fullarton Noticeable events (I’ll s

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 2

    TRAINING: Wednesday 29th January 2025

    A number of Demonland Trackwatchers swooped on Gosch's Paddock to bring you their observations from this morning's Preseason Training Session. DEMON JACK'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Beautiful morning at Gosch's Paddock. Very healthy crowd so far.  REHAB: Fullerton, Spargo, Tholstrup, McVee Viney running laps. EDIT: JV looks to be back with the main group. Trac, Sparrow, Chandler and Verrell also training away from the main group. Currently kicking to each other ins

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 1

    TRAINING: Wednesday 22nd January 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were out in force for training at Gosch's Paddock on Wednesday morning for the MFC's School Holidays Open Training Session. DEMONLAND'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS REHAB: TMac, Chandler, McVee, Tholstrup, Brown, Spargo Brown might have passed his fitness test as he’s back out with the main group.  Sparrow not present. Kozzy not present either.  Mini Rehab group has broken off from the match sim (contact) group: Max, Trac, Lever, Fullarton

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!

×
×
  • Create New...