Sorry, I forgot Jizz, the purveyors of fine wine that I patronise frown on customers arriving in gumboots.

BTW. I was having a post dinner cordial with a friend last night while he was sucking joyously on a ciggy. It's really that after dinner smoke that is most enjoyable - almost sensuous. You understand I'm sure Jizz.

Think your gonna win this.

Red wine,whisky and euro trash beer all taste no better than a cheroot.

Just out of curiosity do you gargle when guzzling wine,or just let it near drown you and move on to the next bottle?

Havent figured that out yet.

Sniffing a cows rectum this morning wasnt the ideal start with a hangover.Biff was ok,reminded him of the GAT.

It's only a temporary aberration while I endure this Febast foolishness and show Jizza up!

sheez bbo, you spelt it wrong it's "elagabalus"

sheez bbo, you spelt it wrong it's "elagabalus"

I try to emulate Elagabalus dc - it's not a temporary condition. A bit like your good self with the blue rinsers I suspect.

Good luck with your weight losing diet BBO.

although losing a few pounds wont make you look better,It will make you feel better.

They say most south american farmers end up looking like their stock,hope this isnt true.

Uncle Bitter I think your new name is most appropriate. It defines your Febfast efforts AND your (now not so) new found gym abs. Are you still frequenting the local lycra 'n' sweat establishment? ......and I'm not talking about The Gat.

Uncle Bitter I think your new name is most appropriate. It defines your Febfast efforts AND your (now not so) new found gym abs. Are you still frequenting the local lycra 'n' sweat establishment? ......and I'm not talking about The Gat.

Thank you for your enquiry Moonie. It is good that you continue to try and learn from your betters.

As to the Health Club. It was trundling along quite well but then came some misunderstandings. What I considered friendly social overtures to some fellow (female TBH) athletes was misinterpreted or misunderstood and management naturally took their side. Then there was the business with the fungal infection .... well it was all too much and I just wasn't enjoying it anymore.

Thank you for your enquiry Moonie. It is good that you continue to try and learn from your betters.

As to the Health Club. It was trundling along quite well but then came some misunderstandings. What I considered friendly social overtures to some fellow (female TBH) athletes was misinterpreted or misunderstood and management naturally took their side. Then there was the business with the fungal infection .... well it was all too much and I just wasn't enjoying it anymore.

Not surprised, except for the female bit.

Thank you for your enquiry Moonie. It is good that you continue to try and learn from your betters.

As to the Health Club. It was trundling along quite well but then came some misunderstandings. What I considered friendly social overtures to some fellow (female TBH) athletes was misinterpreted or misunderstood and management naturally took their side. Then there was the business with the fungal infection .... well it was all too much and I just wasn't enjoying it anymore.

Fernwood was never going to be the right place for you to shed those unwanted Stones.

Out of the knick I see Biff. Or was it rehab? No, no, no!

Out of the knick I see Biff. Or was it rehab? No, no, no!

Au contraire La Lune.

I have found myself employed,however honestly one cannot say.

It's all subjective.

Fernwood was never going to be the right place for you to shed those unwanted Stones.

fernwood was it biffo. i had just presumed it was the ymca

Au contraire La Lune.

I have found myself employed,however honestly one cannot say.

It's all subjective.

Gainfully, I hope. Your gain.

Btw your French is impeccable.

fernwood was it biffo. i had just presumed it was the ymca

'twas the three day growth that gave him away i hear.

Ive just prepared my usual Friday night Pizzas and when my delectable company arrives I shall take them outside to cook. The outside cooking is also a nostalgia thing for the lads.

Anyway by this stage I would usually have slopped down 3 or 4 stubbies while at least one bottle of shiraz is breathing its last. However , as an abstainer, I have been sipping soda and lime (haven't got the other stuff yet dc).

Now could one one you genii please explain how a couple of sodas ( a fraction of my normal liquid intake) have rendered my ample guts full ?

Ive just prepared my usual Friday night Pizzas and when my delectable company arrives I shall take them outside to cook. The outside cooking is also a nostalgia thing for the lads.

Anyway by this stage I would usually have slopped down 3 or 4 stubbies while at least one bottle of shiraz is breathing its last. However , as an abstainer, I have been sipping soda and lime (haven't got the other stuff yet dc).

Now could one one you genii please explain how a couple of sodas ( a fraction of my normal liquid intake) have rendered my ample guts full ?

presumably you are not spewing as much now

and you did say your little visits to the ymca are no more, on your being banned for licentious behaviour (nudity only being allowed in the swimming pool)

Ive just prepared my usual Friday night Pizzas and when my delectable company arrives I shall take them outside to cook. The outside cooking is also a nostalgia thing for the lads.

Anyway by this stage I would usually have slopped down 3 or 4 stubbies while at least one bottle of shiraz is breathing its last. However , as an abstainer, I have been sipping soda and lime (haven't got the other stuff yet dc).

Now could one one you genii please explain how a couple of sodas ( a fraction of my normal liquid intake) have rendered my ample guts full ?

So you could say you have had a gutful of abstinence?

Your liver will thank you BBO. Might this be ongoing?

No one seems to get over to the music thread in the General forums much, so I thought I would do a little self promotion here... I just want some critiques so that I can feel warranted in my self deprecation... if you like, say so, if you hate it or think its shite, say so.

As advised on the page, put in headphones and crank up the volume to cover hide the weaknesses and close your eyes because we never got to put a real clip together and just cobbled a bit of home made footage instead.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/28948-nuggets-music-videos/?p=1047246

Edited February 6, 201511 yr by hardtack

No one seems to get over to the music thread in the General forums much, so I thought I would do a little self promotion here... I just want some critiques so that I can feel warranted in my self deprecation... if you like, say so, if you hate it or think its shite, say so.

As advised on the page, put in headphones and crank up the volume to cover hide the weaknesses and close your eyes because we never got to put a real clip together and just cobbled a bit of home made footage instead.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/28948-nuggets-music-videos/?p=1047246

HT I have been there and voted. The music is great, I like the lyrics, the guitarist is a knockout. Now the lead singer shows promise but needs to work on his stage presence, energy levels. As they used to say on New Faces you need to look as if you are enjoying yourself and you could cut the hair but maybe I am just jealous I am bald.

Thanks EH... stage presence and energy levels increase exponentially, commensurate with the intake of alchoholic beverages.

presumably you are not spewing as much now

and you did say your little visits to the ymca are no more, on your being banned for licentious behaviour (nudity only being allowed in the swimming pool)

You are so crass at times dc! Gentlemen do not spew.

So you could say you have had a gutful of abstinence?

Yes.

Your liver will thank you BBO. Might this be ongoing?

Wash out your foul mouth Loonie! I just ordered 15 bottles of fine Shiraz. Like Julius Caesar, they will be done by the ides of March.

No one seems to get over to the music thread in the General forums much, so I thought I would do a little self promotion here... I just want some critiques so that I can feel warranted in my self deprecation... if you like, say so, if you hate it or think its shite, say so.

As advised on the page, put in headphones and crank up the volume to cover hide the weaknesses and close your eyes because we never got to put a real clip together and just cobbled a bit of home made footage instead.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/28948-nuggets-music-videos/?p=1047246

Good get Tim Thanks for the reference

Did enjoy it

The guitar is great especially the bottleneck segment.

You are right it needs to be cranked up.

If you are ever performing in NE VIc let us know It would be interesting to catch you if this is a representation of your music.

Good get Tim Thanks for the reference

Did enjoy it

The guitar is great especially the bottleneck segment.

You are right it needs to be cranked up.

If you are ever performing in NE VIc let us know It would be interesting to catch you if this is a representation of your music.

Thanks DP... the guitarist will be visiting Australia (from the UK) some time this year I believe, but whether we play again is an unknown; I'll need a bigger car to accommodate the walking frame and then we would need to find a bass player and drummer who are willing to put up with the smell from our urine soaked trousers.

Thanks DP... the guitarist will be visiting Australia (from the UK) some time this year I believe, but whether we play again is an unknown; I'll need a bigger car to accommodate the walking frame and then we would need to find a bass player and drummer who are willing to put up with the smell from our urine soaked trousers.

I posted on the other site Hardtack to say I liked it. Lots of talent among the MFC fraternity.

Thanks DP... the guitarist will be visiting Australia (from the UK) some time this year I believe, but whether we play again is an unknown; I'll need a bigger car to accommodate the walking frame and then we would need to find a bass player and drummer who are willing to put up with the smell from our urine soaked trousers.

We probably have the rhythm section here and the heritage of Mayday Hills asylum means that it a state we can all comprehend.

But appreciate the walking frame does provide inconvenient moments. The Angels are headlining a concert down here and await with interest their lineup. The Brewsters were magnificent there last outing here but did comment themselves about the altered life styles of an ageing group. Makes you wonder how Keef, Mick, Ronny etc keep doing it.