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Just more obstacles in my way.

I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

 
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I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

From having it twisted by WJ is what I was referring to.

 
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Judgment day for Hird. Would be shocked if he won, but probably not as shocked as the AFL and ASADA.

Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

Try a smaller fork.


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Try a smaller fork.

I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.

I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.

I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

Enjoy the extra kilos.

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I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

Enjoy the extra kilos.

Far too serious OD.
 

Far too serious OD.

Yes but just the mood I am in today.

Struggling to see the sunshine, that could change dramatically around 2.30pm.

Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

The world looks so much clearer now.


Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

The world looks so much clearer now.

Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

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Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

The world looks so much clearer now.

Time to get into the banana smoothies.

Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

The property owner's credibility is for sale as well. Won't get much though.


Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

Check the time R and B

Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

Next stop could be the High Court to meet James' need for closure. Thank God the Privy Council isn't still an option!

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Check the time R and B

Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

Oh God that is what I was on about.

Hird lost improved my day.

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Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.


Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

N E W S !

Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

as i suspect is his salary

The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

 

The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

so bbo, you must be an absentee farmer then

or do your infrequent teaching hours and extensive holidays allow for a bit of hobby farming supervision now and then

must be a great tax deductible and all that discounted diesel to get to school

All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!


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