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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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ROFL it actually was successful.

Professor your lack of knowledge of Australian affairs is so very disappointing.

You need to get of Romsey more!

Who'd have thought that Toady would have outsmarted bbo! Last night it was Klink, tonight the slimy amphibian. Now I've seen it all.

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    Who'd have thought that Toady would have outsmarted bbo! Last night it was Klink, tonight the slimy amphibian. Now I've seen it all.

    They are just light weights

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    The Professor and Biff.

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    Let's be honest dc you're not interested in the daughters !

    correct bbo, i was just asking on behalf of mrs palmer as she is most concerned for their safety
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    From this

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    To this

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    An AFD? what is that, another frog death? Have had a good run in the biggies so going for a box tri - 3, 5, 11 & 22

    An AFD is: A friggin Long Day.

    Thanks for the tips.

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    Love this one

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    A reminder to drink safely

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    Love this one

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    My sort of Dog!

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    ROFL it actually was successful.

    Professor your lack of knowledge of Australian affairs is so very disappointing.

    You need to get of Romsey more!

    Sadly Fl og It seems I have to spend more time trying to educate you.

    Without delving into the tedious history of that place where you live, I am assuming the aim of this referendum was for WA to secede from the rest of Australia.

    Without digging into a dictionary I am guessing that "successful" means something like achieving one's aims.

    When I last bothered to look WA was still a state of Australia.

    Need I go on?

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    Sadly Fl og It seems I have to spend more time trying to educate you.

    Without delving into the tedious history of that place where you live, I am assuming the aim of this referendum was for WA to secede from the rest of Australia.

    Without digging into a dictionary I am guessing that "successful" means something like achieving one's aims.

    When I last bothered to look WA was still a state of Australia.

    Need I go on?

    Yeah but if you go to Steep Point,you will find a plaque with the words "the sun sets that way" written on it.

    Most WAccas believe it means they are the chosen ones.

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    An AFD is: A friggin Long Day.

    Thanks for the tips.

    Wish my 4 went better but huge thanks to the wife who added 4 & 12 to the trifecta. Gotta love the woman!

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    Phew! feeling a bit pizzed! Home now and enjoying a bottle of Campbells Sparkling Shiraz ... or 3. Big day!

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    That "here we go again" thread make this one look like Stephen Hawking's private writings.

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    Wish my 4 went better but huge thanks to the wife who added 4 & 12 to the trifecta. Gotta love the woman!

    Wow that 4 was a big in. No one gave Red Cadeaux a chance. Well done to Mrs Crint.

    I had a good day. Won on 4 out of 5 races I bet on, including an each way on the Cup winner.

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    Wow that 4 was a big in. No one gave Red Cadeaux a chance. Well done to Mrs Crint.

    I had a good day. Won on 4 out of 5 races I bet on, including an each way on the Cup winner.

    Well done! We only bet on the cup so the feeling is good in the Clint household!

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    Wish my 4 went better but huge thanks to the wife who added 4 & 12 to the trifecta. Gotta love the woman!

    Give her one over the dinner table to show your appreciation Crint.

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    Give her one over the dinner table to show your appreciation Crint.

    An hour late on that one BBO!

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    "The lads" are following this discussion out in the barn Crint. They reckon you're bull shiting!

    They can live and dream as they will never know. But the smile on my face is still there!

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    Give her one over the dinner table to show your appreciation Crint.

    A trifecta deserves more.

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    A trifecta deserves more.

    The night is young!

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    Here's a link for ya Crint. Seems like this vigneron would be up your alley.

    www.winecompanion.com.au/wines/diggers-bluff-sly-dog-barossa-valley- cabernet-sauvignon-2009

    The same vinyard has Lap Dog, Stray Dog and Watch Dog, but I reckon Sly Dog is the best fit.

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    Here's a link for ya Crint. Seems like this vigneron would be up your alley.

    www.winecompanion.com.au/wines/diggers-bluff-sly-dog-barossa-valley- cabernet-sauvignon-2009

    The same vinyard has Lap Dog, Stray Dog and Watch Dog, but I reckon Sly Dog is the best fit.

    Wrong person for that bj. Should be sending that to BBO!

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    No, I think you still get the Sly Dog for turning a Trifecta into a good reason for a hozontal folk dance on the dining setting.

    On the other hand, BBO's story about Halloween could earn him the title Mangey Dog. But the name of such a wine is so off putting I doubt it would sell many dozen.

    And there's still the decision to be made about who on DL deserves the unawarded vintage: Rabid Dog.

    Reckon there's a few possibilities (can think of 5) in line for that one.

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