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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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what makes you think clint might be a butter man and not a margarine fanboi, bbo?

a bit of californian poppy on the hair comes in handy too.

Fair question dc. Clint could go either way. Jizza would definitely be a "butter makes it better man". Your Cal poppy assertion is controversial though - It is based on a number of assumptions regarding the activity at hand. I'll leave it to Biffen for an authoritative answer.

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    no doubt you are a brylcream man bbo, judging on your avatar

    you were probably the kid at school filling old brylcream jars with sump oil and turning a nice profit

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    no doubt you are a brylcream man bbo, judging on your avatar

    you were probably the kid at school filling old brylcream jars with sump oil and turning a nice profit

    Brlycream certainly evokes some sensual memories dc. It just occurred to me that the rock and roller I shag ged then, might be the bluerinser you are shagg ing now !! I hope the poor old buggers never discover how much they have come down in the world!!

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    Brlycream certainly evokes some sensual memories dc. It just occurred to me that the rock and roller I shag ged then, might be the bluerinser you are shagg ing now !! I hope the poor old buggers never discover how much they have come down in the world!!

    Thank god her dementia kicked in early then.

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    Brlycream certainly evokes some sensual memories dc. It just occurred to me that the rock and roller I shag ged then, might be the bluerinser you are shagg ing now !! I hope the poor old buggers never discover how much they have come down in the world!!

    Geez. You guys sound like you're from the Brut 33 era. Or - Norm Smith forbid - Hai Jakarta! I'll give you some credit and assume you don't go back as far as Old Spice (1st time around).

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    Geez. You guys sound like you're from the Brut 33 era. Or - Norm Smith forbid - Hai Jakarta! I'll give you some credit and assume you don't go back as far as Old Spice (1st time around).

    Nah, older than Brut 33, even older than Blue Stratus.

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    Holy Barassi!

    It's true!

    You are the Optimus Primes!

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    Holy Barassi!

    It's true!

    You are the Optimus Primes!

    Be affraid. Be very affraid...

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    Well I might be bro, but I think all the old folks have gone to bed by now.

    Or someone else's bed (DC)

    Or the stable (BBO)

    Or the dairy (Jazza).

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    Or the cellar (Crint).

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    Or back to DisneyWorld (Dee-luded).

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    Why you should not take up cycling

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    How about these ones Jazza?

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    Fair question dc. Clint could go either way. Jizza would definitely be a "butter makes it better man". Your Cal poppy assertion is controversial though - It is based on a number of assumptions regarding the activity at hand. I'll leave it to Biffen for an authoritative answer.

    As you have modelled your life on Marlon Brandos character in Last Tango I think you might be the butter man.

    Jazz probably does his hair with the stuff left on the long glove from calving season.,due to his thrifty rural millionaire upbringing.

    DC i picture as a combover type but a very suave and debonaire combover,which he would need to blow wave the [censored] out of daily(on low heat).Whatever strands remain for him would need to be treated like threads of gold.

    Unless of course he has used some of his inheritances on implanting a grid pattern in which case he would use Cedel hair spray,which I suspect is also an aphrodisiac to him.

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    Looking at some of the recent photos has led me to come to the conclusion that sanctions may be needed.

    This is the no T$ no Bull $ thread and I am seeing lots of photos of Bulls.

    Even one of our posters has a dubious avatar.

    Come on guys get your $h-t together.

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    Cows not Bulls Red....just saying :rolleyes:

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    Red knows bull when he sees it.

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    You realise... Reds Bull gives you wind !!

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    I fear that image will bring up some embarrassing and compromising memories from BBOs youth. Too close for comfort.

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    Looking at some of the recent photos has led me to come to the conclusion that sanctions may be needed.

    This is the no T$ no Bull $ thread and I am seeing lots of photos of Bulls.

    Even one of our posters has a dubious avatar.

    Come on guys get your $h-t together.

    As far as I can tell, Redleg, the No BS part has been more honored in the breech than the observance ... :)

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    Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint?

    What's the drink of choice tonight?

    As well as Al Pacino and Robert de Niro. All made me an offer I couldn'r refuse! Tonight (being Saturday) have decided to go for a lovely Durif. Warrabilla 2002

    Happy Friday to all.

    Crint only drinks one colour. Let me guess - a Heathcote varietal again Crinty?

    I'm starting on the beers and working my way up. Surely one of them will go well with tonights home made pizza.

    Rutherglen night tonight bj (last night was Coonawarra). Have had several beers awaiting the Cox Plate

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    As well as Al Pacino and Robert de Niro. All made me an offer I couldn'r refuse! Tonight (being Saturday) have decided to go for a lovely Durif. Warrabilla 2002

    Rutherglen night tonight bj (last night was Coonawarra). Have had several beers awaiting the Cox Plate

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    2. Criterion

    3.Gais thing.

    My Triffy.

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    Adelaide, Criterion, Fawkner.

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