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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Do you honestly think i gonna waste my line on the rabble that collects in here.

DC would run amok if i divulged it.

Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.

Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!

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    Clearly you need better glasses Moonie

    As this is me

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    I'm still not clear on this.

    A hermaphrodite frog?

    A genderless frog?

    A super frogman frog?

    A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

    How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

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    Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.

    My lines are manufactured also.

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    I'm still not clear on this.

    A hermaphrodite frog?

    A genderless frog?

    A super frogman frog?

    A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

    How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

    You forgot-

    A dirty little Fl og!

    And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!

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    I'm still not clear on this.

    A hermaphrodite frog?

    A genderless frog?

    A super frogman frog?

    A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

    How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

    I will go with hermaphrodite,the old jamie lee curtis factor.

    Hopefully this will spice things up a bit.

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    JFC, i leave this thread for a short while to soak up some culture on sbs watching the battle of bannockburn, and come back to find this thread has gone completely to the dogs (or should that be the toads)

    as usual i can see it is the rural hayseed types lowering the tone with their imbecility

    biffo and moonie, you have my deepest admiration for tolerating this sewage with such restraint

    and now to bed

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    38 bye to depression and hello to royalty.

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    I'm still not clear on this.

    A hermaphrodite frog?

    A genderless frog?

    A super frogman frog?

    A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

    How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

    Everyone loves a Frog!

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    JFC, i leave this thread for a short while to soak up some culture on sbs watching the battle of bannockburn, and come back to find this thread has gone completely to the dogs (or should that be the toads)

    as usual i can see it is the rural hayseed types lowering the tone with their imbecility

    biffo and moonie, you have my deepest admiration for tolerating this sewage with such restraint

    and now to bed

    Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ... :blink:

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    no but i think bruce gyngell must have been the producer because there was a lot of chanting "bruce bruce......bruce"

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    no but i think bruce gyngell must have been the producer because there was a lot of chanting "bruce bruce......bruce"

    Your hearing might be going DC.

    I think the clansmen were yelling out to the poms.

    Goose Goose Goose.

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    Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ... :blink:

    Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

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    Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

    Didnt see the plaque,But certainly noticed the egg farms.

    Prefer Lethbridge.

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    By nice I meant informative. Can't believe I went an hour out of my way to see it! Time better spent in a pub!

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    no but i think bruce gyngell must have been the producer because there was a lot of chanting "bruce bruce......bruce"

    Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ... :)

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    Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

    It is a while since I have been there. There was lots to learn, which I enjoyed.

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    By nice I meant informative. Can't believe I went an hour out of my way to see it! Time better spent in a pub!

    Understood. Scottish pubs are certainly informative ... :lol:

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    Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ... :)

    it did occur to me it might have been cameron but i thought nah, there were no tracky daks on view

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    it did occur to me it might have been cameron but i thought nah, there were no tracky daks on view

    Probably no helicopter punts either ... :blink:

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    Probably no helicopter punts either ... :blink:

    there was a few suicide hand balls though

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    OMG OD Mexico is a place full of evil clowns

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    Can you spot the Muppet?

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