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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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daisycutter
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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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bjDee Redleg

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Clearly you need better glasses Moonie

As this is me

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I'm still not clear on this.

A hermaphrodite frog?

A genderless frog?

A super frogman frog?

A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

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Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.

My lines are manufactured also.

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Bitter but optimistic   22,289

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I'm still not clear on this.

A hermaphrodite frog?

A genderless frog?

A super frogman frog?

A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

You forgot-

A dirty little Fl og!

And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!

jazza Redleg

jazza   1,323

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I'm still not clear on this.

A hermaphrodite frog?

A genderless frog?

A super frogman frog?

A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

I will go with hermaphrodite,the old jamie lee curtis factor.

Hopefully this will spice things up a bit.

daisycutter Legend

daisycutter   29,989

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JFC, i leave this thread for a short while to soak up some culture on sbs watching the battle of bannockburn, and come back to find this thread has gone completely to the dogs (or should that be the toads)

as usual i can see it is the rural hayseed types lowering the tone with their imbecility

biffo and moonie, you have my deepest admiration for tolerating this sewage with such restraint

and now to bed

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DemonFrog Trident

DemonFrog   1,359

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I'm still not clear on this.

A hermaphrodite frog?

A genderless frog?

A super frogman frog?

A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

Everyone loves a Frog!

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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JFC, i leave this thread for a short while to soak up some culture on sbs watching the battle of bannockburn, and come back to find this thread has gone completely to the dogs (or should that be the toads)

as usual i can see it is the rural hayseed types lowering the tone with their imbecility

biffo and moonie, you have my deepest admiration for tolerating this sewage with such restraint

and now to bed

Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ... :blink:

jazza Redleg

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no but i think bruce gyngell must have been the producer because there was a lot of chanting "bruce bruce......bruce"

Your hearing might be going DC.

I think the clansmen were yelling out to the poms.

Goose Goose Goose.

Demoneyes Redleg

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Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ... :blink:

Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

jazza Redleg

jazza   1,323

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Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

Didnt see the plaque,But certainly noticed the egg farms.

Prefer Lethbridge.

Demoneyes Redleg

Demoneyes   562

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By nice I meant informative. Can't believe I went an hour out of my way to see it! Time better spent in a pub!

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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no but i think bruce gyngell must have been the producer because there was a lot of chanting "bruce bruce......bruce"

Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ... :)

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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Nice place? Been there, just a big field. Nice plaque though. Other than that the canola plants were having a great time!

It is a while since I have been there. There was lots to learn, which I enjoyed.

Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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By nice I meant informative. Can't believe I went an hour out of my way to see it! Time better spent in a pub!

Understood. Scottish pubs are certainly informative ... :lol:

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Whispering_Jack   31,359

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38 bye to depression and hello to royalty.

If that's a veiled reference to a certain departed player and the royalty who replaced him, let me express my disappointment about you holding up the general standard of this thread.

daisycutter Legend

daisycutter   29,989

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Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ... :)

it did occur to me it might have been cameron but i thought nah, there were no tracky daks on view

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Red and Bluebeard Redleg

Red and Bluebeard   2,101

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it did occur to me it might have been cameron but i thought nah, there were no tracky daks on view

Probably no helicopter punts either ... :blink:

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DemonFrog   1,359

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OMG OD Mexico is a place full of evil clowns

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Can you spot the Muppet?

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