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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Sorry if any offence was caused.

What you said was so shocking,it has sent OD to america for counselling.

 

What you said was so shocking,it has sent OD to america for counselling.

Unfortunately I have not had a $ million year off and a two year contract extension.

It is costing me money.

Having written that I think I do need counselling!

 

Off tomorrow dc

I agree the next ten days could be done in three.

A few things will happen today and then nothing for a week.

Glad to be in the USA and only get the results in ten days time.

But you will miss the apprentice getting FIRED but then again this soapie never ends.

Have a great time!

Was joking man. I knew I should've put an emoticon in there...

Cool. Thought you might have been but wasn't sure. Thanks for clarifying.


What you said was so shocking,it has sent OD to america for counselling.

And perhaps some duty free cheese on the way back?

Have a good trip OD. And don't take up the offers to upsize your meals unless you're wearing elastic waisted pants.

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Tuesday is 51 and you will all have worked this out already.

Yes that's right 5 & 1 = 6 which is the date today and is also 3 our compo for Chip, plus round 3 for Stretch, adding to 6 for the day.

Simple wasn't it?

 

Forget it bj. If you offended Loonie Moonie well done and do it again.

Don't worry mate as the Professor is still upset Moonie will not marry his sister.

Don't worry mate as the Professor is still upset Moonie will not marry his sister.

Just as I was speculating on how silly and irrelevant a post could be .....

Anyway, I thought you'd suffocated in an "S bend" Fl og ................ where did you get the spine transplant BTW?


Tuesday is 51 and you will all have worked this out already.

Yes that's right 5 & 1 = 6 which is the date today and is also 3 our compo for Chip, plus round 3 for Stretch, adding to 6 for the day.

Simple wasn't it?

oblivious to the many though ^_^

Just as I was speculating on how silly and irrelevant a post could be .....

Anyway, I thought you'd suffocated in an "S bend" Fl og ................ where did you get the spine transplant BTW?

No worries Professor, I am here to give you much needed guidance oh how to conduct yourself in public

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No worries Professor, I am here to give you much needed guidance oh how to conduct yourself in public

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I smell a rat here!

It is a given that you are illiterate.

Therefore I need to know who put you up to that post!

Hang on...I've got it .....Asperger Syndrome!!! The book was a gift to you but you couldn't read it! All makes sense now...

I smell a rat here!

It is a given that you are illiterate.

Therefore I need to know who put you up to that post!

Hang on...I've got it .....Asperger Syndrome!!! The book was a gift to you but you couldn't read it! All makes sense now...

Don't worry Toady. We all know that BBOs real name is Rain Man. He's just trying to deflect attention away from your masterful pic find which sums his lack of social skills to an absolute T.


Don't worry Toady. We all know that BBOs real name is Rain Man. He's just trying to deflect attention away from your masterful pic find which sums his lack of social skills to an absolute T.

If I could drag him out of the S bend he'd call me Pain Man!

If I could drag him out of the S bend he'd call me Pain Man!

Yeah, because you are a pain in the neck!

Ok Professor books are out because of your comprehension issues.

What about this?

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You are on a roll Toady! Keep em coming. You've got him rattled!

Btw, BBO won't know what an app is. You may need to explain.

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You are on a roll Toady! Keep em coming. You've got him rattled!

Btw, BBO won't know what an app is. You may need to explain.

You are correct Moonie, but I did think a picture would help.

Definition: Apps is an abbreviation for application. An app is a piece of software. It can run on the Internet, on your computer, or on your phone or other electronic device. The word "app" is a more modern usage, but this is really the same thing as a program.


You are correct Moonie, but I did think a picture would help.

Definition: Apps is an abbreviation for application. An app is a piece of software. It can run on the Internet, on your computer, or on your phone or other electronic device. The word "app" is a more modern usage, but this is really the same thing as a program.

I think you'll lose BBO with the word 'modern'....

bbo just pm'ed me.

he wants to know what is software, internet, computer and program

i'll leave it up to f log to explain to him

Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32.

Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube.

"Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved.

Stick to your colouring books.

 

bbo just pm'ed me.

he wants to know what is software, internet, computer and program

i'll leave it up to f log to explain to him

Save your "humour" for the blue rinsers dc!

Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32.

Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube.

"Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved.

Stick to your colouring books.

Lots of words, little meaning.

Btw, what are you doing up at this hour? Did you forget to change your clocks for DLS? Waiting for the missus to show you how?


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