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Green - captaincy weighing heavily

Jones - good first half

Bartram - always under pressure

Watts - showed some class

Gysberts - couldn't handle flight

Bennell - was poor again

Frawley - performance to forget

Trengove - never stopped trying

Morton - played without passion

Sylvia - couldn't handle checking

Dunn - had no influence

Grimes - a poor game

Garland - our best player

Moloney - couldn't get going

Jurrah - was raely noticed

Rivers - probably on field

Wonaeamirri - provided almost nothing

Martin - taught a lesson

Tapscott - tough but loose

Davey - gave no drive

Jamar - was well beaten

Bail - very rarely noticed

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Here's mine:

Green - needs new coach

Jones - needs new coach

Bartram - needs new coach

Watts - needs new coach

Gysberts - needs new coach

Bennell - needs new coach

Frawley - needs new coach

Trengove - needs new coach

Morton - needs new coach

Sylvia - needs new coach

Dunn - needs new coach

Grimes - needs new coach

Garland - needs new coach

Moloney - needs new coach

Jurrah - needs new coach

Rivers - needs new coach

Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

Martin - needs new coach

Tapscott - needs new coach

Davey - needs new coach

Jamar - needs new coach

Bail - needs new coach

Bailey - Currently on seek.com

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Here's mine:

Green - needs new coach

Jones - needs new coach

Bartram - needs new coach

Watts - needs new coach

Gysberts - needs new coach

Bennell - needs new coach

Frawley - needs new coach

Trengove - needs new coach

Morton - needs new coach

Sylvia - needs new coach

Dunn - needs new coach

Grimes - needs new coach

Garland - needs new coach

Moloney - needs new coach

Jurrah - needs new coach

Rivers - needs new coach

Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

Martin - needs new coach

Tapscott - needs new coach

Davey - needs new coach

Jamar - needs new coach

Bail - needs new coach

Bailey - Currently on seek.com

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Here's mine:

Green - needs new coach

Jones - needs new coach

Bartram - needs new coach

Watts - needs new coach

Gysberts - needs new coach

Bennell - needs new coach

Frawley - needs new coach

Trengove - needs new coach

Morton - needs new coach

Sylvia - needs new coach

Dunn - needs new coach

Grimes - needs new coach

Garland - needs new coach

Moloney - needs new coach

Jurrah - needs new coach

Rivers - needs new coach

Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

Martin - needs new coach

Tapscott - needs new coach

Davey - needs new coach

Jamar - needs new coach

Bail - needs new coach

Bailey - Currently on seek.com

Thanks for saving my fingers the work there stuie

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Weak as [censored]

Are we all massively over rating our current list?

We all bang on how super talented they are & look out after 2012

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I reckon we have made some bad decisions in the type of player we have taken

Why cant our early draft picks have the impact of the Darling's, Joel Selwoods, Rich's, Pendlebury's of the world?

& why did The Eagle's bodies look so much bigger than ours?

So over being the laughing stock of this competition

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Are we all massively over rating our current list?

We always do.

We all bang on how super talented they are & look out after 2012

Have noticed that each year the 'window' gets nudged back.

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I reckon we have made some bad decisions in the type of player we have taken

Dees have always preferred a skilled 'potential' over a hard big-bodied player with less potential to improve

Why cant our early draft picks have the impact of the Darling's, Joel Selwoods, Rich's, Pendlebury's of the world?

Would be nice!

& why did The Eagle's bodies look so much bigger than ours?

See above. Darling vs Cook - I know who I would back in a wrestling contest. One of the reasons I was happy we got TAPPY. Actually has some meat on his bones.

So over being the laughing stock of this competition

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Green - captaincy weighing heavily

Jones - good first half

Bartram - always under pressure

Watts - showed some class

Gysberts - couldn't handle flight

Bennell - was poor again

Frawley - performance to forget

Trengove - never stopped trying

Morton - played without passion

Sylvia - couldn't handle checking

Dunn - had no influence

Grimes - a poor game

Garland - our best player

Moloney - couldn't get going

Jurrah - was raely noticed

Rivers - probably on field

Wonaeamirri - provided almost nothing

Martin - taught a lesson

Tapscott - tough but loose

Davey - gave no drive

Jamar - was well beaten

Bail - very rarely noticed

Pretty accurate this week

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Green - it's over Brad

Jones - just a plodder

Bartram - another C grader

Watts - had a go :blink:

Gysberts - will get better

Bennell - must have photos

Frawley - shadow of 2010

Trengove - sorry for him

Morton - insipid

Sylvia - turned toes up

Dunn - makes me puke

Grimes - mistakes, but tried

Garland - our best player

Moloney - gave us nothing

Jurrah - wasn't his fault

Rivers - a liability

Wonaeamirri - yeah nah

Martin - provides comic relief

Tapscott - see Jurrah

Davey - very soft underbelly

Jamar - beaten by best

Bail - exposed again

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MFC need 22 players with the heart of Jack Trengove. was at it all night..

Jack Watts, well if he keeps this up he will progress quicker than expected. I was very surprised in him last night. And again players are ignoring him, best example was when jones sitting on the 50 ignored watts and then finally gave it to him and it all went to poo.

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Green - why he captain

Jones - really not special

Bartram - scared to kick

Watts - only one playing

Gysberts - slowly coming along

Bennell - he was there?

Frawley - out of form

Trengove - some poor decisions

Morton - rather have McLean

Sylvia - totally went missing

Dunn - back to 2nds

Grimes - should be captain

Garland - getting really good

Moloney - was rather quiet

Jurrah - wasn't his fault

Rivers - not good enough

Wonaeamirri - has played better

Martin - first poor game

Tapscott - huge right foot

Davey - will not challenge

Jamar - Russian was good

Bail - persistence is best

Bailey - cannot understand it

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Sylvia - turned toes up

This player loves himself way too much. when he tripped over his own ego in the middle had the audacity to blame Stef Martin for not laying a block.

Colin Sylvia you are a tool and get over yourself. Good thing you are off to GWS. :blink:

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Green - poor leadership example

Jones - up and going

Bartram - good solid game

Watts - grit and poise

Gysberts - did he play?

Bennell - only plays outside

Frawley - Casey game required

Trengove - really strong game

Morton - physically, mentally weak

Sylvia - Casey wake-up required

Dunn - Casey game required

Grimes - move to midfield

Garland - continual super effort

Moloney - focus of tagging

Jurrah - very little opportunity

Rivers - OK I suppose

Wonaeamirri - very disappointing game

Martin - very dumb game

Tapscott - must be accountable (for opponent)

Davey - another soft game

Jamar - outclassed by superstar

Bail - good, hard work

Three word analysis of team performance

Totally lacked ticker

Three word analysis of leadership group

unacceptably heartless effort (Jones excluded from this)

Three word analysis of coaching performance

Show some aggression

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Bailey - Useless as [censored] on a bull.

Thats six words but I dont care. Sorry

Totally agree.

Grimes on Darling in the first half had me throwing the remote at the tv. He is an offensive player and he is not accontable at the moment. Whats the point of having grimes and tappy in the backline when all we did was kick the ball to a flock of eagles standing on their own in the centre square. Not once were they used in the middle. Bailey is destroying Grimes!

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Green - Oh no.

Jones - would suit Casey

Bartram - honest but average

Watts - not his worst

Gysberts - I'm very thin

Bennell - did he play

Frawley - not in AA form

Trengove - I hope Tom stays

Morton - must be kidding

Sylvia - get up

Dunn - weak as [censored]

Grimes - don't kick it there

Garland - thank Heavens

Moloney - welcome at casey

Jurrah - did he play

Rivers - Oh Jared!

Wonaeamirri - did he play

Martin - keeps developing

Tapscott - don't know

Davey - almost done at this level

Jamar - valiant

Bail - just ok in patches.

Natanui - Must be kidding

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