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My 3 word player analysis V The Beagles

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Green - captaincy weighing heavily

Jones - good first half

Bartram - always under pressure

Watts - showed some class

Gysberts - couldn't handle flight

Bennell - was poor again

Frawley - performance to forget

Trengove - never stopped trying

Morton - played without passion

Sylvia - couldn't handle checking

Dunn - had no influence

Grimes - a poor game

Garland - our best player

Moloney - couldn't get going

Jurrah - was raely noticed

Rivers - probably on field

Wonaeamirri - provided almost nothing

Martin - taught a lesson

Tapscott - tough but loose

Davey - gave no drive

Jamar - was well beaten

Bail - very rarely noticed

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    MFC - pathetic once again

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    This club sucks.

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    Here's mine:

    Green - needs new coach

    Jones - needs new coach

    Bartram - needs new coach

    Watts - needs new coach

    Gysberts - needs new coach

    Bennell - needs new coach

    Frawley - needs new coach

    Trengove - needs new coach

    Morton - needs new coach

    Sylvia - needs new coach

    Dunn - needs new coach

    Grimes - needs new coach

    Garland - needs new coach

    Moloney - needs new coach

    Jurrah - needs new coach

    Rivers - needs new coach

    Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

    Martin - needs new coach

    Tapscott - needs new coach

    Davey - needs new coach

    Jamar - needs new coach

    Bail - needs new coach

    Bailey - Currently on seek.com

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    Bailey - Useless as [censored] on a bull.

    Thats six words but I dont care. Sorry

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    Here's mine:

    Green - needs new coach

    Jones - needs new coach

    Bartram - needs new coach

    Watts - needs new coach

    Gysberts - needs new coach

    Bennell - needs new coach

    Frawley - needs new coach

    Trengove - needs new coach

    Morton - needs new coach

    Sylvia - needs new coach

    Dunn - needs new coach

    Grimes - needs new coach

    Garland - needs new coach

    Moloney - needs new coach

    Jurrah - needs new coach

    Rivers - needs new coach

    Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

    Martin - needs new coach

    Tapscott - needs new coach

    Davey - needs new coach

    Jamar - needs new coach

    Bail - needs new coach

    Bailey - Currently on seek.com

    Love it

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    Here's mine:

    Green - needs new coach

    Jones - needs new coach

    Bartram - needs new coach

    Watts - needs new coach

    Gysberts - needs new coach

    Bennell - needs new coach

    Frawley - needs new coach

    Trengove - needs new coach

    Morton - needs new coach

    Sylvia - needs new coach

    Dunn - needs new coach

    Grimes - needs new coach

    Garland - needs new coach

    Moloney - needs new coach

    Jurrah - needs new coach

    Rivers - needs new coach

    Wonaeamirri - needs new coach

    Martin - needs new coach

    Tapscott - needs new coach

    Davey - needs new coach

    Jamar - needs new coach

    Bail - needs new coach

    Bailey - Currently on seek.com

    Thanks for saving my fingers the work there stuie

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    Weak as [censored]

    Are we all massively over rating our current list?

    We all bang on how super talented they are & look out after 2012

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    I reckon we have made some bad decisions in the type of player we have taken

    Why cant our early draft picks have the impact of the Darling's, Joel Selwoods, Rich's, Pendlebury's of the world?

    & why did The Eagle's bodies look so much bigger than ours?

    So over being the laughing stock of this competition

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    Are we all massively over rating our current list?

    We always do.

    We all bang on how super talented they are & look out after 2012

    Have noticed that each year the 'window' gets nudged back.

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    I reckon we have made some bad decisions in the type of player we have taken

    Dees have always preferred a skilled 'potential' over a hard big-bodied player with less potential to improve

    Why cant our early draft picks have the impact of the Darling's, Joel Selwoods, Rich's, Pendlebury's of the world?

    Would be nice!

    & why did The Eagle's bodies look so much bigger than ours?

    See above. Darling vs Cook - I know who I would back in a wrestling contest. One of the reasons I was happy we got TAPPY. Actually has some meat on his bones.

    So over being the laughing stock of this competition

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    Green - captaincy weighing heavily

    Jones - good first half

    Bartram - always under pressure

    Watts - showed some class

    Gysberts - couldn't handle flight

    Bennell - was poor again

    Frawley - performance to forget

    Trengove - never stopped trying

    Morton - played without passion

    Sylvia - couldn't handle checking

    Dunn - had no influence

    Grimes - a poor game

    Garland - our best player

    Moloney - couldn't get going

    Jurrah - was raely noticed

    Rivers - probably on field

    Wonaeamirri - provided almost nothing

    Martin - taught a lesson

    Tapscott - tough but loose

    Davey - gave no drive

    Jamar - was well beaten

    Bail - very rarely noticed

    Pretty accurate this week

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    Green - it's over Brad

    Jones - just a plodder

    Bartram - another C grader

    Watts - had a go :blink:

    Gysberts - will get better

    Bennell - must have photos

    Frawley - shadow of 2010

    Trengove - sorry for him

    Morton - insipid

    Sylvia - turned toes up

    Dunn - makes me puke

    Grimes - mistakes, but tried

    Garland - our best player

    Moloney - gave us nothing

    Jurrah - wasn't his fault

    Rivers - a liability

    Wonaeamirri - yeah nah

    Martin - provides comic relief

    Tapscott - see Jurrah

    Davey - very soft underbelly

    Jamar - beaten by best

    Bail - exposed again

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    MFC need 22 players with the heart of Jack Trengove. was at it all night..

    Jack Watts, well if he keeps this up he will progress quicker than expected. I was very surprised in him last night. And again players are ignoring him, best example was when jones sitting on the 50 ignored watts and then finally gave it to him and it all went to poo.

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    Green - why he captain

    Jones - really not special

    Bartram - scared to kick

    Watts - only one playing

    Gysberts - slowly coming along

    Bennell - he was there?

    Frawley - out of form

    Trengove - some poor decisions

    Morton - rather have McLean

    Sylvia - totally went missing

    Dunn - back to 2nds

    Grimes - should be captain

    Garland - getting really good

    Moloney - was rather quiet

    Jurrah - wasn't his fault

    Rivers - not good enough

    Wonaeamirri - has played better

    Martin - first poor game

    Tapscott - huge right foot

    Davey - will not challenge

    Jamar - Russian was good

    Bail - persistence is best

    Bailey - cannot understand it

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    Sylvia - turned toes up

    This player loves himself way too much. when he tripped over his own ego in the middle had the audacity to blame Stef Martin for not laying a block.

    Colin Sylvia you are a tool and get over yourself. Good thing you are off to GWS. :blink:

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    Green - poor leadership example

    Jones - up and going

    Bartram - good solid game

    Watts - grit and poise

    Gysberts - did he play?

    Bennell - only plays outside

    Frawley - Casey game required

    Trengove - really strong game

    Morton - physically, mentally weak

    Sylvia - Casey wake-up required

    Dunn - Casey game required

    Grimes - move to midfield

    Garland - continual super effort

    Moloney - focus of tagging

    Jurrah - very little opportunity

    Rivers - OK I suppose

    Wonaeamirri - very disappointing game

    Martin - very dumb game

    Tapscott - must be accountable (for opponent)

    Davey - another soft game

    Jamar - outclassed by superstar

    Bail - good, hard work

    Three word analysis of team performance

    Totally lacked ticker

    Three word analysis of leadership group

    unacceptably heartless effort (Jones excluded from this)

    Three word analysis of coaching performance

    Show some aggression

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    Edited by Maldonboy38

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    Bailey - Useless as [censored] on a bull.

    Thats six words but I dont care. Sorry

    Totally agree.

    Grimes on Darling in the first half had me throwing the remote at the tv. He is an offensive player and he is not accontable at the moment. Whats the point of having grimes and tappy in the backline when all we did was kick the ball to a flock of eagles standing on their own in the centre square. Not once were they used in the middle. Bailey is destroying Grimes!

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    My 3 word analysis

    They can't play

    because

    They don't care

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    Trengove - sorry for him

    I actually thought that as well.

    Need more Trengoves.

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    Green - Oh no.

    Jones - would suit Casey

    Bartram - honest but average

    Watts - not his worst

    Gysberts - I'm very thin

    Bennell - did he play

    Frawley - not in AA form

    Trengove - I hope Tom stays

    Morton - must be kidding

    Sylvia - get up

    Dunn - weak as [censored]

    Grimes - don't kick it there

    Garland - thank Heavens

    Moloney - welcome at casey

    Jurrah - did he play

    Rivers - Oh Jared!

    Wonaeamirri - did he play

    Martin - keeps developing

    Tapscott - don't know

    Davey - almost done at this level

    Jamar - valiant

    Bail - just ok in patches.

    Natanui - Must be kidding

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