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Game Day

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Jimmy had to drag the club out the [censored] off the field and its looking like it might be up to him to get action on field too. Hopeful he is feeling full of energy to take over from Bailey!

 

And this is about the best team we can put on the park. who have we got to put pressure on these guys? Scully, out for half a season? McKenzie? who else.

well shut my mouth 2 goals in a row


I thought Morton had been okay so far, though I stopped watching closely about 15 minutes ago. Surprised by the criticism.

Yeah, i can't single him out

Lift your heads you weak pricks

well that sums it up

 

Even if we win this (by some weird twist of fate) the consecutive string of pathetic starts is inexcusable.

well that sums it up

No, Sylvia just summed it all up. Pathetic!


We actually won that quarter??? Didn't feel like it.


Unbelievably its only 4 goals... feels a bit like the Hawks tho, should be much further behind than we are... I hope a new team comes out in the 2nd half.

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To sum Melbourne up .. They're all waiting for someone else to do the hard work.

PATHETIC

Correct. When I watch Richmond they at least play with passion I hate supporting a weak club and that's what we are spineless weak footballers

Demons getting smashed after another poor start. Cue the 'gallant' comeback to grind out a respectable loss. Deja Vu?

we deserve to be 50 pts down...

all the people who said we played well against gold coast were kiddin emselves, we were woeful against them too

so many mistakes and so little intensity or game plan

dont care if we win, lose by 1pt or 15 goals, we havent been good enouigh


Aussie or Bennell to be subbed please.

It's not saying much, but Bennell has done more than most of the others with few exceptions.

C'mon Dees! Let's show ourselves and the world that we're not just happy to bend over and take it when things get hard.

Jones, Watts, Garland, Jamar our top contributers. Trengove also good.

How in the hell did

Jack Darling slip to pick 26???

Another good question. And also, why do we start so badly every week? And why when we needed to stand up in second quarter did we rely on a first year player in tapscott to crunch someone? And another, why do I feel so tense?

 

Where the [censored] is Brad Green - hasnt touch the ball all year...

Gone from an almost all aus to a player that looks past it.

Slow and unfit

This game is making me feel physically ill. I can't cope with it anymore.

We are so bad, it's actually depressing.

Bartram, Watts, Grimes and Garland are working hard. Everyone else is asleep. WTF is going on with my man Frawley?!

It looks like such a lazy performance, and the joke is that WCE are actually pretty poor. We just keep gifting them goals.


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