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My 3 word player expectation analysis for 2011


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Green - lead by example

Warnock - stand up now

Jones - provide the grunt

Bartram - dispose more efficiently

Watts - reputation becomes reality

Gysberts - continued steady progression

Bate - must make statement

Bennell - versatility and consistency

Frawley - rock of defence

Trengove - continue to impress

Morton - reappear and amaze

Sylvia - become expected superstar

McKenzie - bravery and dependability

Dunn - continue the reinvention

Petterd - deserves some rewards

Grimes - path to greatness

Maric - continue sublime pre-season

Garland - maintain the reliabilty

Cook - build a body

Moloney - lead by example

Jurrah - consistency and excitement

Rivers - fitness equating performance

Macdonald - aggression , reducing clangers

Scully - see Watts' comments

Wonaeamirri - excitement and fitness

Martin - performance mirroring effort

Tapscott - strength and flair

Davey - skills and flair

Gawn - taking the step

Howe - making early impression

Jetta - attitude reflecting improvement

Jamar - demanding the attention

Davis - too little known

Spencer - finding his place

McDonald - too little known

Bail - continuing the revelation

Blease - deserves some luck

Strauss - kicking to succeed

Fitzpatrick - putting on weight

Campbell - finally making impact

McNamara - getting a chance

Lawrence - too little known

Nicholson - too little known

Evans - too little known

Johnston - too little known

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Good one Joeboy. Looking forward to reading your 3-word specials throughout season '011.

I'll have a crack as well ...

Green - Repeat last season

Warnock - Provide defensive depth

Bartram - Hit targets upfield

Watts - Don't be bullied

Jones - Cement your spot

Gysberts - Capitalize on opportunities

Bate - Make or break

Bennell - Get more pill

Frawley - Intimidate your opponents

Trengove - Display your talents

Morton - Must stand up

Sylvia - Time to explode

McKenzie - Claim big scalps

Dunn - Headache opposition matchup

Petterd - Injury free year

Grimes - Back half general

Maric - Two goals weekly

Garland - Up another gear

Cook - Gym and pasta

Moloney - Midfield grunt specialist

Jurrah - Stand on heads

Rivers - Control defensive airspace

Macdonald - Shut down forwards

Scully - Ignore media reports

Wonaeamirri - Force into side

Martin - More intensity required

Davey - Shake the tags

Gawn - Three senior games

Howe - Give selectors option

Jetta - Provide midfield flexibility

Jamar - Display lion heart

Davis - Learn the ropes

Spencer - Must show more

McDonald - Hone your skills

Bail - Demonstrate hard running

Tapscott - Burst on scene

Blease - Get on park

Strauss - Confidence confidence confidence

Fitzpatrick - Sleep in gym

Campbell - Late season impact

McNamara - Pressure on selectors

Lawrence - Learn from teammates

Nicholson - Don't be overawed

Evans - Study your craft

Johnston - Justify your selection

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Green - do the same

Warnock - compose yourself now

Bartram - do the same

Watts - prove them wrong

Gysberts - james hird clone

Bate - stay inside fifty

Bennell - very very classy

Frawley - not mashed potato

Trengove - smart clever best

Morton - go hard boy

Sylvia - you're a footballer

McKenzie - tackle tackle tackle

Dunn - shave the mustache

Petterd - guts personified XXX

Grimes - scarey to watch

Maric - grandad to Dees (he is a bomber fan)

Garland - fast and furious

Cook - not enough known

Moloney - boom boom Brent

Jurrah - the air upthere

Rivers - Mr consistency spoiler

Macdonald - believe in yourself

Scully - motor man go

Wonaeamirri - aussie aussie aussie

Martin - regain the mojo

Davey - deliver it long

Gawn - bloody tall fellow

Howe - maybe CHF potential

Jetta - dodge duck weave

Jamar - bloody great russian

Davis - who?

Spencer - the next sauce

McDonald - go you beauty

Bail - composure and talent

Blease - like to see

Strauss - not sure yet

Fitzpatrick - been there awhile

Campbell - don't want hawks

McNamara - never heard of

Lawrence - see above statement

Nicholson - third in row

Evans - too little known

Johnston - too little known

Tapscott - ox says yes

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Only Joeboy is allowed to describe in three words!

Everyone else is only allowed to:

1. Argue against his description

2. Ask for clarification over the exact meaning of the three word appraisal.

3. Argue that more than three words is required.

4. Make fun of the practice.

It is the way of things.

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Only Joeboy is allowed to describe in three words!

Everyone else is only allowed to:

1. Argue against his description

2. Ask for clarification over the exact meaning of the three word appraisal.

3. Argue that more than three words is required.

4. Make fun of the practice.

It is the way of things.

RPFC - Self appointed arbiter

Range Rover - Does as pleases!

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Well done, Joeboy. Now, if you could just wave your magic wand and bring it all to pass...!! What a season we'd have! We can dream!

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