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Demise of a true hero

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Jordan McMahon delisted by Richmond.

Sad news!

Do we know if he intends nominating for the drafts? Could be a good pick-up for the Dees, but on reflection, a bloke named Trengove might keep him out of our best 22.

We need a statue of him to be placed outside AAMI Park as a reminder of his generosity towards the resurrection of the Melbourne Football Club. B)

 

Do we know if he intends nominating for the drafts? Could be a good pick-up for the Dees, but on reflection, a bloke named Trengove might keep him out of our best 22.

I'd be more interested in Polo.

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Jordan "CLUTCH" McMahon - go on, kick the goal....yyyyyyeeeeessss!!!

Jordan "CLUTCH" McMahon - go on, kick the goal....yyyyyyeeeeessss!!!

HaHa! I was having a Bath when that goal sailed through, and as the radio Roared i leapt up into the air and punched the sky, and utterly soaked my entire Bathroom....But i did not care!!!

Happy Happy Joy Joy! B)

HaHa! I was having a Bath when that goal sailed through, and as the radio Roared i leapt up into the air and punched the sky, and utterly soaked my entire Bathroom....But i did not care!!!

Happy Happy Joy Joy! B)

It was hard to know whether to sing It's a Grand Old Flag or Tigerland when the goal sailed through. Weird day at the footy, but a real win for the MFC.

 

I'd be more interested in Polo.

You didn't take DOF seriously did you?

This man, and the very soft spot I have for him, does kind of fly in the face of those people who...

ALWAYS WANT MELBOURNE TO WIN!! YOU'RE NOT A REAL SUPPORTER IF YOU DON'T WANT MELBOURNE TO WIN!! EVERY GAME IS IMPORTANT AND WE NEED TO TRY TO WIN EVERY GAME!!

Thank you very much Jordan.

I'm welling up...


It was hard to know whether to sing It's a Grand Old Flag or Tigerland when the goal sailed through. Weird day at the footy, but a real win for the MFC.

I wish i could get hold of SEN's call of the game, it was truly priceless. I was singing Grand old Flag, but yes must have been surreal at the game!

I couldn't make myself go and barrack for a loss-I wanted to but my conscience just told me to stay home and listen-i am glad i did. Cheering for Richmond in public is WRONG!!!

How depressing is that for him. The most interesting thing he ever did was give us Scully, who barracked for the Tiges.

(note that had we won the game we'd have ended up 15th for the year, and gotten pick 2 instead of pick 1 and 2)

How depressing is that for him. The most interesting thing he ever did was give us Scully, who barracked for the Tiges.

(note that had we won the game we'd have ended up 15th for the year, and gotten pick 2 instead of pick 1 and 2)

Jordan is a candidate for the Grog Monster in the coming months. He must be reminded of that result Daily.

You didn't take DOF seriously did you?

I have a suspicion that he might have, rpfc.


It will be remembered as "The Kick Heard Around The World"...................

Ah, thanks.

Was a horrible day but how can anyone argue the end result? Cheers

Edited by Demon Hill

Godspeed, Jordan. Godspeed.


Greatest ever player not to wear the red n blue. We love ya Jordan. I`m sure you will get a gig in the porn industry, best mo in the business other than Lyndens!

I still really dislike when our supporters say "thank you jordan mcmahon!!". You're basically saying that you were happy that we lost that day. I was [censored] shattered. It only adds fuel to the "Melbourne tanked" arguers fire.

 

I still really dislike when our supporters say "thank you jordan mcmahon!!". You're basically saying that you were happy that we lost that day. I was [censored] shattered. It only adds fuel to the "Melbourne tanked" arguers fire.

But we DID tank, there's no question about it. I'm not concerned about "adding fuel to their fire", in fact I cant wait to hear opposition supporters moan about it for the next ten years while we're mauling their team on a regular basis. Deep down, they'll wish they'd done it instead.

I think demonland should have a "Jordan McMahon" day on the anniversary of that magical goal every year. McMahon proved without a shadow of a doubt that we did not tank, we just did not have the skills to shut such a dynamic player down in the dying seconds of a game...


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