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Gawn with the wind

'wind' i guess

Damn it...I changed my name after you posted this.

 
Lets see if we can come up with some beauty's.

Scully - Dana

Trengove - Noah (no r)

Gysberts - ?

Tapscott - ?

Gawn - Big F##ker

Fitzpatrick - ?

Scully - Bones

Trengove - Bluebeard (no arrrrgh)

Gysberts - Gibber

Tapscott - Highlander

Gawn - Goin-Goin

Fitzpatrick - ?

 

I reckon give Scully #1, and we have "Tom the Tank Engine"! Works on so many levels.


Scully = Bones - yeah, not great, best I could come up with

Trengove = Noah - this is brilliant ... commentators all over the place are gonna be annoying us for years to come.

Gysberts = Jizz - we'll all have fun when Master Bate hands off to Jizz ... ;-)

Tapscott = Pause - as in: "Luke ... (pause) ... Tapscott", hopefully a few Pies fans had heart-attacks and died.

Gawn = Stretch - if that's his family nickname, I won't fight it

Fitzpatrick = Fitzy - Dunno enough about him to come up with anything good

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gysberts: Bert or Ernie

Jizzpants?

 

Noah as in "No r" in reference to people always calling trengove, Trengrove

thanks! that is fantastic!

Tapscott - "Vanity" - They've "got taps!!" - sorry, its the plumber in me

Jack Fitzpatrick - Bruno - Might be only me and I don't want to cast assertions on his sexuality but I can see a definite likeness


Scully- Bones

Trengove- Noah

Gysberts- The Jizzer

Tapscott- Tappy

Gawn- Fishin'

Fitzpatrick- Fitzy

Gysberts- The Jizzer

Jizzing.... Does he have some home movies???

Scully - O'Keefe

+1.

Also, Gysberts - Gibbles.


For me, its not so much about an incredibly clever play on words, but moreso something I can reasonably imagine hearing fans call said player without me cringing... and reasonably what you could expect a nickname to evolve into from its original intention, or what his mates would actually call him... you know, something that actually sounds like a fair name that people could be bothered saying.

Scully - Bones is by far the best suggestion I've heard so far

Trengove - JT. Anything else suggested sounds a bit awkward.

Gysberts - Giz / Gizza / Jordie

Tapscott - Tappa

Gawn - Fish

Fitzpatrick - Fitzy

Surely one or 2 of these guys will do something or say something ridiculous that will end up giving them a name like the Russian or Bad Boy Billy, etc.

 
Gawn = Shrek (check out his facial expressions in his photos) :ph34r: .

That is good, I like that a lot... not sure that he would though... but very apt.

and Luke..................Tapscott


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