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Menage A Trois

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If the Burgoyne saga drags on late in the week watch for Hawthorn to bring Melbourne into the deal to get Burgoyne.

Any realistic chance of getting something like this off the ground?

Port lose: Shaun Burgoyne, Paul Stewart, 4th Round Draft Pick

Port gain: Mark Jamar, Haw 1st Round Draft Pick, Melb 4th Round Draft Pick

Haw lose: Beau Dowler, 1st Round Draft Pick

Haw gain: Shaun Burgoyne, Port 4th Round Draft Pick

Melb gain: Beau Dowler, Paul Stewart

Melb lose: Mark Jamar, 4th Round Draft Pick

Port get a player and a first round pick for Burgoyne and Stewart (this could well be Salopek by weeks end), they also trade up in the 4th round.

Hawtorn get there man and ensure they have another pick in the draft (all be it late).

Melbourne lose Jamar and get two young players 1. a key forward and 2. a floating defender (or mid).

Damn we are in a good position this year.

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    If the Burgoyne saga drags on late in the week watch for Hawthorn to bring Melbourne into the deal to get Burgoyne.

    Any realistic chance of getting something like this off the ground?

    Port lose: Shaun Burgoyne, Paul Stewart, 4th Round Draft Pick

    Port gain: Mark Jamar, Haw 1st Round Draft Pick, Melb 4th Round Draft Pick

    Haw lose: Beau Dowler, 1st Round Draft Pick

    Haw gain: Shaun Burgoyne, Port 4th Round Draft Pick

    Melb gain: Beau Dowler, Paul Stewart

    Melb lose: Mark Jamar, 4th Round Draft Pick

    Port get a player and a first round pick for Burgoyne and Stewart (this could well be Salopek by weeks end), they also trade up in the 4th round.

    Hawtorn get there man and ensure they have another pick in the draft (all be it late).

    Melbourne lose Jamar and get two young players 1. a key forward and 2. a floating defender (or mid).

    Damn we are in a good position this year.

    Who the F*&k is Paul Stewart??

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    Who the F*&k is Paul Stewart??

    There you go, Nasher.

    Who are these people?

    Paul Stewart?

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    It's all very tantalising, but the Hawks have said that Dowler, along with a couple of other names (Lewis and Birchall I think), are completely off the table in negotiations.

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    It's all very tantalising, but the Hawks have said that Dowler, along with a couple of other names (Lewis and Birchall I think), are completely off the table in negotiations.

    bugger it... I thought I'd have a try at a mock trade and now I'm shot down... dan you Beau Dowler I thought you might be on the table.

    back to the drawing board for me, i'll leave the made up trades to chilliboy.

    PS. what a great time of the season.

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    It's all very tantalising, but the Hawks have said that Dowler, along with a couple of other names (Lewis and Birchall I think), are completely off the table in negotiations.

    Don't worry about them - the real sweetener here is Paul Stewart!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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    Dowler & Stewart, wtf?

    We're trying to improve the list.

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    If the Burgoyne saga drags on late in the week watch for Hawthorn to bring Melbourne into the deal to get Burgoyne.

    Any realistic chance of getting something like this off the ground?

    Then it would be a realistic chance we would demand to think about it for 4-5 days ... :wacko:

    No need for us to rush these sort of decisions ... would it now.

    Edited by hangon007

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    If the Burgoyne saga drags on late in the week watch for Hawthorn to bring Melbourne into the deal to get Burgoyne.

    Any realistic chance of getting something like this off the ground?

    Port lose: Shaun Burgoyne, Paul Stewart, 4th Round Draft Pick

    Port gain: Mark Jamar, Haw 1st Round Draft Pick, Melb 4th Round Draft Pick

    Haw lose: Beau Dowler, 1st Round Draft Pick

    Haw gain: Shaun Burgoyne, Port 4th Round Draft Pick

    Melb gain: Beau Dowler, Paul Stewart

    Melb lose: Mark Jamar, 4th Round Draft Pick

    Port get a player and a first round pick for Burgoyne and Stewart (this could well be Salopek by weeks end), they also trade up in the 4th round.

    Hawthorn get there man and ensure they have another pick in the draft (all be it late).

    Melbourne lose Jamar and get two young players 1. a key forward and 2. a floating defender (or mid).

    where do you get your ideas from,you must not have much of a life, to even think up such ideas,this trade no one wins at all only port gets anything good out of it,paul stewart is united beau wont go for it,and who the hell value 4th round picks anyway

    Damn we are in a good position this year.

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    no no no no no no!

    dowler is a spud

    and for jamar, dear oh dear, who would ruck for us then?

    no

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    Jon Stewart - Daily show. Would beat his opponents into submission through the cunning use of satire.

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    I am against helping hawthorn in any capacity. They are hawthorn after all, and if they fail we gain some leverage in the PSD.

    No doubt Essendon will have the fire power to land Burgoyne now as they have an extra pick to dispose of.

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    Given that this is trade week, shouldn't the title of this thread be Manage a Trois? ;)

    Edited by Maurie Lithen

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    patrick swayze? he will never put davey in the corner!

    'Dirty Dancing' - you've obviously seen that a few times.

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    :lol:

    glad I can provide some comic relief at this time of year.

    go Dees!

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