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Bobby McKenzie Redleg

Bobby McKenzie   2,383

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MEGAWATTS

Good one 'joeboy' you don't always sum up in 3 words! One word does it all.

Very clever. Let's hope young Jack gives a good opening account of himself against C'*##d. Maybe your 3 word summing up will be, " A promising debut" . I hope people don't condemn him if he doesn't shine. We have to give him time. Good luck Jack!

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WATTS YOU TALKIN ABOUT MALTHOUSE?

Jack Watts ruins Magpies hopes of a top 4 finish.


rpfc Legend

rpfc   28,261

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Stop it!

They're awful, especially that rip-off of an Oasis classic.

The giddyness around here is refreshing but quickly becoming annoying.

I know, Jack Watts is playing but keep your cool.

We should be non-plussed - "Yeah, Jack Watts is playing, and yeah, he will have a decade of Grimes, Maric, Bennell, and Morton kicking him the footy. What of it?"

(BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

45HG Trident

45HG   1,539

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rpfc, I love your work, but that last post is crazy talk (apart from the type of game you think he'll have, I'd easily take that from him)

Sir Why You Little Legend

Sir Why You Little   36,963

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Stop it!

They're awful, especially that rip-off of an Oasis classic.

The giddyness around here is refreshing but quickly becoming annoying.

I know, Jack Watts is playing but keep your cool.

We should be non-plussed - "Yeah, Jack Watts is playing, and yeah, he will have a decade of Grimes, Maric, Bennell, and Morton kicking him the footy. What of it?"

(BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

Ease up we have won about 5 Games in 2 years so its kinda nice everybody is firing up.

Stop being Mr Doom!

rpfc Legend

rpfc   28,261

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Ease up we have won about 5 Games in 2 years so its kinda nice everybody is firing up.

Stop being Mr Doom!

I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

And 45, maybe I am being crazy or maybe, just maybe, I'm pointing out the truth.

Nah, I'm being crazy (giddy freak crazy), apologies.

Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

Trisul Redleg

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(BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

Sounds good. One team's going to win and should that be us, even with those numbers, you'd have to imagine a fair amount of focus on the lad..

Sir Why You Little Legend

Sir Why You Little   36,963

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I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

This is the New Melbourne, We shall have many champions in the years to come-Just like the days 50 years gone.

We are Melbourne-The name of a great City.

Steamin Demon Redleg

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I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

And 45, maybe I am being crazy or maybe, just maybe, I'm pointing out the truth.

Nah, I'm being crazy (giddy freak crazy), apologies.

Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

If you think your giddy now wait for Monday Morning, Its Wednesday and I feel like a 7 year old on Christmas eve !!!!!!!


Jaded No More Legend

Jaded No More   68,867

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So shall I be the pessimist and say Watts out for season!

Sorry, but someone had to do it. :P

Enjoy your lifetime ban!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

:lol:

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#MYHEARTBEATSTRUE   27

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So shall I be the pessimist and say Watts out for season!

Sorry, but someone had to do it. :P

As the Ox would say.... YOUR A MUPPET.....

Guest sticksmorton

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If Watts was out for the season

It would read "Watts up Doc" :lol: but seriously no

I think the headlines will read

"Watts Up"

rpfc Legend

rpfc   28,261

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This will be the headline:

"GRIMES!"

Ummm, 45, I don't want you to take this the wrong way but...

You wouldn't make a very good editor...

It's not everyone's cup-oh-T, and you're drinking coffee there with that one...

Just a guy's name!

Where's the pun?

Where's the pun, dammit?!

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