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Predicted Headlines for Tuesday's Papers

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Good one 'joeboy' you don't always sum up in 3 words! One word does it all.

Very clever. Let's hope young Jack gives a good opening account of himself against C'*##d. Maybe your 3 word summing up will be, " A promising debut" . I hope people don't condemn him if he doesn't shine. We have to give him time. Good luck Jack!

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    WATTS YOU TALKIN ABOUT MALTHOUSE?

    Jack Watts ruins Magpies hopes of a top 4 finish.

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    "We've got the Jack"

    Jack "Charlie" Watts puts a little rythm into the Demon Forward Line....

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    For the Motor Mechanic...."Melbourne Football Club now fitted with Stylish new Watts Linkage"

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    Stop it!

    They're awful, especially that rip-off of an Oasis classic.

    The giddyness around here is refreshing but quickly becoming annoying.

    I know, Jack Watts is playing but keep your cool.

    We should be non-plussed - "Yeah, Jack Watts is playing, and yeah, he will have a decade of Grimes, Maric, Bennell, and Morton kicking him the footy. What of it?"

    (BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

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    rpfc, I love your work, but that last post is crazy talk (apart from the type of game you think he'll have, I'd easily take that from him)

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    Stop it!

    They're awful, especially that rip-off of an Oasis classic.

    The giddyness around here is refreshing but quickly becoming annoying.

    I know, Jack Watts is playing but keep your cool.

    We should be non-plussed - "Yeah, Jack Watts is playing, and yeah, he will have a decade of Grimes, Maric, Bennell, and Morton kicking him the footy. What of it?"

    (BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

    Ease up we have won about 5 Games in 2 years so its kinda nice everybody is firing up.

    Stop being Mr Doom!

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    'Watts fails to spark Demons'

    Watts kicks 5 on debut as Demons go down by 2 goals.

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    Ease up we have won about 5 Games in 2 years so its kinda nice everybody is firing up.

    Stop being Mr Doom!

    I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

    Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

    I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

    And 45, maybe I am being crazy or maybe, just maybe, I'm pointing out the truth.

    Nah, I'm being crazy (giddy freak crazy), apologies.

    Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

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    (BTW, he will be on a wing and 15 touches and a couple of assists is all I can ask.)

    Sounds good. One team's going to win and should that be us, even with those numbers, you'd have to imagine a fair amount of focus on the lad..

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    I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

    Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

    I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

    Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

    This is the New Melbourne, We shall have many champions in the years to come-Just like the days 50 years gone.

    We are Melbourne-The name of a great City.

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    I'm trying to be Mr Cool...

    Wait, that's not cool - to try and be cool...

    I guess I'm still giddy like the rest of you freaks...

    And 45, maybe I am being crazy or maybe, just maybe, I'm pointing out the truth.

    Nah, I'm being crazy (giddy freak crazy), apologies.

    Not usually like this, but we don't usually have players like Watts...

    If you think your giddy now wait for Monday Morning, Its Wednesday and I feel like a 7 year old on Christmas eve !!!!!!!

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    So shall I be the pessimist and say Watts out for season!

    Sorry, but someone had to do it. :P

    Enjoy your lifetime ban!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

    :lol:

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    So shall I be the pessimist and say Watts out for season!

    Sorry, but someone had to do it. :P

    As the Ox would say.... YOUR A MUPPET.....

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    If Watts was out for the season

    It would read "Watts up Doc" :lol: but seriously no

    I think the headlines will read

    "Watts Up"

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    This will be the headline:

    "GRIMES!"

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    This will be the headline:

    "GRIMES!"

    Ummm, 45, I don't want you to take this the wrong way but...

    You wouldn't make a very good editor...

    It's not everyone's cup-oh-T, and you're drinking coffee there with that one...

    Just a guy's name!

    Where's the pun?

    Where's the pun, dammit?!

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