Collingwood Convention

[H_T 3,043]

5,000 Collingwood fans meet at Lexus Park for a “ MAGPIE FANS ARE NOT STUPID” convention. Eddie Maguire says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Collingwood supporters are not stupid ... can I have a volunteer?” Anthony Rocca gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Eddie asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds, Anthony says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 5,000 Magpie fans start chanting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

Eddie says, “Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 5,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance”. So he asks, “What is seven plus seven?” After nearly 30 seconds, Rocca eventually says, “Ninety!”

The president is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Rocca starts crying, and the 5,000 Collingwood fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!” Eddie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! Just one more chance … What's two plus two?”

Rocca closes his eyes, and after a full minute expires and lets out a gasp: “Four!”

Throughout Lexus Park pandemonium breaks out. All 5,000 Collingwood fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream …

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“GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

[Suzanna 72]

I've got another joke - you will have to forgive me if I don't do a great job of it..

A man walks into a bar. There is a robot behind the bar, who says:

"I am your bartender for the night. I will bring you drinks and make conversation with you. What is your IQ?"

The man says "150" so they talk about physics, world politics, the economy and other weighty issues.

The man leaves, then decides to experiment. He walks back into the bar.

The robot says: "I am your bartender for the night. I will bring you drinks and make conversation with you. What is your IQ?"

The man says "100" so they talk about cars, tv and women with big breasts.

The man leaves the bar again, turns around and walks back in.

The robot says: "I am your bartender for the night. I will bring you drinks and make conversation with you. What is your IQ?"

The man says "50"

The robot thinks for a bit, then asks"

"So, are ya going to follow the Pies again this year?"

[praha 11,236]

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a Collingwood supporter?

A 6 year has about 2 more years of education.

B)

[tarzan16 40]

gold, nearly wet myself

[Rogue 585]

The first two were alright (although predictable :D).

[tooly 0]

What the diff between

tiger woods and allen

didak? tiger woods has

a better driver.