Everything posted by Cranky Franky
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Wednesday 24th January 2024
Are you off your meds or maybe still at school ? Tom was actually our best key defender in some of our worst ever teams where the defence was constantly under pressure.
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 19th January 2024
You have a short memory. He was terrible in the first 7 or so games & should have been dropped, same in 2022. He got nicely looked after by the selectors. Luckily he came good in the second half of the year & was a solid contributor.
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Ben Brown - third forward & back-up ruck
Dear Romey I don't want to be condescending but please educate yourself about football a bit. Either you haven't watched a lot or else you haven't watched BB play much. He is totally inept in the ruck, embarrassing in fact.
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Ben Brown - third forward & back-up ruck
Anyone thinking BBB can ruck is clearly clueless about AFL. Ben is totally inept as a ruckman - even Mitch Brown was more competent.
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2024 Preseason Training Thread
Nice speculation but before you write a 3 volume scenario of possible permutations & flow on effects maybe wait until Howes actually plays 1 senior game then maybe see if he will hold down a senior spot before we all get carried away. Howes has had big wraps on him for 2 seasons but so far has delivered SFA although he has been quiet unlucky with injuries. Even at Casey he has been solid rather than eye catching.
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2023 Player Reviews: #2 Jacob van Rooyen
He got sucked in by Finlayson & cost us the Port A game & if he had played in the last final we may very well have won it so 2 stuff ups which cost us big time. I love his attack at the ball but those brain fades were disastrous & I know there is a fine line between controlled aggression & recklessness & Jacob needs to find that balance.
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2023 Player Reviews: #2 Jacob van Rooyen
Spot on. Keep the attack on the ball - lose the bain fades.
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Weight Issues
You forgot the Demonland Cancel Culture warriors and Virtue Signallers.
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2023 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
Don't worry. Lots of Demonlanders either make it up, re write history to support dodgy claims or just assert stuff without any evidence 🤔.
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2023 Player Reviews: #11 Max Gawn
Love him but his kicking for goal has barely improved since he first arrived. Has learnt nothing about the mechanics of kicking & shanks most of his kicks to the left.
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Weight Issues
Indeed - it's bucketing down 😱😱
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Weight Issues
Weight is an important stat. In rugby league & union they noted the weight of players over the last 50 years & found the modern player was considerably heavier (and fitter) today. This has informed rule changes & concussion protocols.
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Potential Father Son Prospect Noah Yze
The Noah Yze thread that says nothing about Noah 🤣🤣🤣
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2023 Player Reviews: #24 Trent Rivers
Potentially an absolute gun. Play this bloke in the midfield he has the ability to step up.
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2023 Player Reviews: #30 Alex Neal-Bullen
Limited player, very nicely looked after by Goodie in 2022. Thought he struggled early on but was pretty good for us in the last two thirds of the year.
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Welcome Back to Demonland Marty Hore
Fair enough but I don't think he qualifies for 2 stints at the Club.
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Welcome Back to Demonland Marty Hore
1954 ???? Wikipedia says after playing for Hamilton he finished his career at Coleraine in 1953 so I'm surprised to hear of an attempted comeback in 54 at 33 years of age - sources ????
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2023 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
To be fair in 2023 the coaching panel did fix up some aspects of our game however I agree the coaching is generally conservative & inflexible. I can't think of anything stupider than bringing in 2 talls for a wet game in Alice Springs.
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2023 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
Goody & the selectors have been extremely inflexible, risk averse & conservative in the last 2 years. When a selection option is available they always go for the tried & safe option. The dumbest selections in 23 were dropping Tommo after the KB game and bringing in 2 talls in Grundy & BBB on a soaking wet day in the Alice.
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A FINAL NOD TO RON by Whispering Jack
Lovely bit of writing there. And by all accounts he was a modest person & didn't have tickets on himself. A great loss for Australia.
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2023 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
Blame Goodwin for picking him when he had the option of Schache & Grundy. We chose to give Tom a contract till 2024 so we wear it.
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2023 Player Reviews: #25 Tom McDonald
He's still handy to have as depth even if he mainly plays at Casey. Can pinch hit in the ruck or any key position. Great team player & always gives 100%.
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2023 Player Reviews: #12 Lachie Hunter
He was ok but has lost a yard of pace. Overused the ball at times. Hopefully he will be challenged for his spot by a youngster.
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Changing A Light Bulb On Demonland
1 Post Modern Historian to tell us light bulbs are a European construct and therefore responsible for the evils of colonialism and that the PM should make a public apology for the use of light bulbs.