Yossarian

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Dished out two of the best bumps of my recent memory for the Dees in the last few games. Can't remember when they were now, but both times his opponent's gone spinning 360 like a bowling pin. That's the way footy should be played. Love his swagger and hardness and when he's on he's got some real speed and class as well. Pretty excited by what he can produce, with the bonus of it shoving it up the pies when he really comes on.

I'll be heading over tomorrow with a bombers supporting mate and couldn't give a rats about all this stuff. Just want to watch us smash them, sing the song and fuel my rampant alcoholism.

A few apologies owed to Jay Clarke on twitter today. I'm mostly excited to see footy's back. Old mate waiting for Dunn to be selected to buy a 2016 membership... gold. Some complete loons posting tonight. Bring on the footy.

Na, Cripps was rubbish his first year. Clarry's coming out firing.

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Don't worry Moondogs, I'll probably have a bat at some point as well.

I got drunk.

#pedomyths on the board.

Holy hell Macca, what happened to your head?

I support all of this.

You can have him. I have to mute the television when he's on, which bugs me because I like the crowd noise. Can't stand his long tirades about a simple point he could've made in 7 words or less. Also, we're up to five on the Dees fans there today. I'm making my first appearance at a game in Melbourne since 1996. Let's do this.

5 or 10 bucks depending on seats, kids under 5 free.

They're taking the píss with Essendon.

It's a huge reshuffle and seem's a ballsy move by the club. One I'm happy with. But then, I was happy with Trenners and Grimes and trusted in Neeld so I don't even know why I offer my opinion anymore.

Cougar Express.

I like Kennedy, but he's little. Unless he's in space, he's gonna get outmarked by most AFL standard midfielders and considering we're so bad at kicking out of defence, that's gonna be the majority of the time.

That's a great pick-up, thanks for posting. And I agree, great precedent to set and solid leadership from Vanders. Love it.

I'll take it, but will still celebrate hardcore if we manage it during the season. I'm talking cocaine, strippers, accidental flight to Queensland after a tab of acid, the works...

Melbourne vs Sydney would make for some good headlines.

High time we scratched barefoot basketball and frisbee throwing from the calendar.

GWS hits the lead!

Aww, I feel for Crossy a bit. Dearly wanted to be out there and instead is a crash test dummy for tracc. Ly Crossy. Such a champ.

First Women's AFL match is being played this Sunday at 5:10 following the men's match. Only Victorian players for this one so no Tayla Harris, but Daisy will be back running around in the red and blue. Details on the MFC website: http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2016-03-02/womens-team-to-play-against-bulldogs Will also be streamed live here