Biffen

"I want the finest wines available to humanity and I want them here and I want them now".

Maybe you should apply for victims of crime compo. Or go to bed.

Stu, you are the Joe Bugner of Demonland. 15 rounds of shite but somehow you still breathe oxygen, much to everyones disappointment.

A win. Nothing less.

Yeah , I agree with Stu too. PM me the counsellors details. Shutdown 66.

He's actually pretty small. Sometimes the fact that he goes hard is unusual for us Demons. Hope we can learn to expect it.

Devastated.

No problem's.

Outrage suits your ranting ,raving style Stu. Go with it . However,the moral indignation and "embarrassment" are a bit hard to take.

"Stretch marks on the back flank!"

Don't see the similarities between a rapist/murderer and a reckless/agg assault. But yeah , hang em high and throw away the key and all that. BTW the Judges dont set the punishments, they just apply them. Speak to your local politician if you want the death penalty brought back. If we hang 3 or 4 killers a year it saves the community millions over their lifetime. I would introduce it for white collar crimes as well. Liam just needs a slap over the face .

You can take the boy out of Frankston, but you cant take the bogan dumbo out of the boy.

Just imagine copping one in the ring from Mike Tyson. Brings tears to the eyes. This is probably Caros loftiest media award.

True , Dusty looks the goods currently . I reckon we'll get more miles from JT over the long run. "Puzzles" will fire up this year.

Night GF '87. Followed and preceded by a rather large drought.

Trengove, Viney ,Toumpas,Jones,Sylvia and Gawn all have the potential to be elite. Jetta, Tapscott,Blease, Watts and others may run through there. It's not all as bad as the critics suggest.

Brock McLean would. have been better watching from home. Saw him get one handball.

Jesse Ryder not well at all. Feel sorry for him. Even if he is from Eastern Tassy.

NWA kept their act together for longer.

The Blonde leading the bland.

Great game. Robinson played well in spasms. McLean looked like a tourist in Pamplona.(but still couldn't get a kick) Malthouse went a nice puce colour and the blues are going to have troubles this year. The Tigers are drinking their own bathwater and look to me like a lock for Ninth .

The Boss played last Sunday and we are on this Sunday. I admire your preparation though. No point risking injury. Or running the risk of being late.

Can't you just pay someone to kick it for you when you're pi55ed off. Far more sensible.

Judge,Jury and psychologist. Maybe we need the "5 minute rule", with Judges to have all evidence reduced by "Summly", via Skype and a decision handed down in 300 seconds. Be good for TV and would stop us wasting all that money on no-hopers. We could weight penalties by skin colour or ethnic background on a sliding scale . Any thoughts?

Sorry Billy if I came across a bit high and mighty but the Weight issue really is a big deal. To put it into perspective ,Carbine carried 66kgs to victory in a Melbourne Cup field of 39,carrying 24kgs more than the second horse,in record time. He would race in two GP1s in a day ,injured and win . He lost a few but he was heavily raced when near fit and broke time records. His blood can be found in Phar Lap ,Frankel ,Danzig, Sunline, Makybe Diva and just over 60% of cup winners since then. BC has been very well handled in her career and she is a media darling but dont believe the hype. She's never beaten much.