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Well put. I love to hate "The Mile High Club" Smug, jetsetting,randy bastards. I always get some churchy grandma on one side and a big fat smelly bastard on the other.

Dont hold back, Tim. I would like you to express yourself more openly. I too put up with Robbies boring rants on the virtues of tunnel thinking until there was one 1950s aphorism too many.

Me three, Would the footy world still revolve without these overpaid hacks to discuss it? Bring back the Coodabeens FFS. Completely over the commentary teams, experts and bottom feeders before the season has started. Going to watch the Tele for interstate games with the sound down None of their opinions matter, they are merely "market noise".

Come on you tight freaks. Loosen up the wallet. Only $60 gets you the chance to read some of the most inane drivel ever penned by man. As well as some very funny, informative, interesting, sad and at times inspiring content as well. I would expect the big ranters on here to pay for their pulpit. And the readers who never post likewise. Cheaper than a month of Foxtel . If you can't do that , pay the $15 or donate $10. FFS-nothing is free anymore . What are you all-New Zealanders?

WYL, I'd prefer if Garry didn't bang on about integrity one week and then write an article best summed up as "Rivers much happier at top club and glad to be out of the hell-hole". Garry was a champ for this club and he should go on championing our cause ,not just when it suits him . Hird ,another one-club champ and self-aggrandiser ,finally accepted a coaching role when his other offers dried up . Garry wants his cake and to eat it too ,which is not good to see from a former skipper and much loved Demon hero.

He coached Old Dee, taught him the drop punt.

Whately is a weirdo . How would you start the book. "Some very rich people one day decided to buy the best bred horse in Australia , which they did.Amazingly, the horse won every race it entered against mediocre challengers and only ever carried 58kgs" It's far from Phar Lap. But go ahead and write your nose off Gerard.

Believe it . She is a champion of the sprint world, which I've never denied. I bet I've forgotten more about horses than you'll ever learn. Why is a horse of her ilk still running around with only 58kgs? You have no idea if you rate her as the GOAT. Mares only carry 58kgs in Victorian Racing. Even Makybe Diva carried only 58kgs in her Third Melbourne Cup. You and Gerard Whately should get a room. Last night was a display race. I rate Carbine as the greatest horse ever. Most Americans rate Secretariat. Black Caviar is the greatest sprinting mare of our time, let's just leave it at that and cut the breathless praise of an animal that should be carrying 63kgs against that sort of field , or taking on Frankel.

Disagree- Garry loves Garry and although he has the right to pen useless fluff like that,I would prefer he didn't. I'm over the muck raking and look forward to punching the next dick that implies we are either pathetic, disgusting or cheats. I would prefer not to punch Garry, rather he just STFU .

First item on the agenda after that will be making sure Garry looks good and Garry is making plenty of money.

An off season trip in which grown men drank alcohol? Do you live under a rock ? Do you think alcohol hasn't surrounded Liam Jurrahs' life? It is nearly impossible to avoid alcohol in China, NT, or an end of year football trip. The article is garbage 7-up. People got drunk and Max Gawn spewed on Tom Scully or his bed. Big deal. When do we get articles about the miracle of Scully becoming a footballer despite a childhood surrounded by fast food and soft drinks? Maybe when it's as fashionable a sinking the boots into the Demons was in 2012.

The John [censored] guy must be Caros little office patsy. "Haven't got ime to undermine the MFC today John, can you trot something out to ensure Sylvia leaves Melbourne by years end, I'm busy trying to destroy some other careers in footy today.I've got so many lies to tell about other people, I just can't keep up." "Sure Caro-I'll just scour Demonland for my facts and churn out an ad for Sylvias manager so he gets an offer he can't refuse." "Thanks John" "Anything for you Caro".

As long as they leave the Alpacas alone and stick to their own. Alpacas at least look sensitive, almost human.

This is the least of our worries. When you hire a New Zealander you have huge character issues. They come from a totally different culture. I know I am generalising but some of the worst individuals in our society come from this remote part of Australia . They have no concept of how to spend money(but they know how to jump the queue to take decent Australians jobs and save it ) They are some of the most inbred ,small minded, greedy little people on earth. This part of Eastern Tasmania needs an intervention. Since Clarrie Grimmett, they've given us nothing but a massive welfare bill and Rusty Crowes' overly earnest acting,poetry and rock music. The lungwich berrier is huge also. The maoris are fine, and actually work well with others. It's the pale ones that can make you want to self harm. For a third world country, they do well in Rugby, I'll give them that.

Misson has done well. This is the best start to a year I can remember. No dead wood No passengers

Great article. Love the Ox.

Does this mean you don't believe in Neeld anymore? Oh well, you can take your hood ornament to the slopes if all else fails. "Raise the bar" is surely a chairlift phrase?No?

Swee....... I mean , bad luck for them.

Not on the new paint. She might scratch it with that dress.

True-and real conservatives aren't controversial. They wear tweed and don't like change. Mostly they keep to themselves . Neo-cons are a trashy new version of pragmatic arse lickers that want to destroy the earth and everything in it for the betterment of the oil and arms industry. Usually of lower-middle class, they aspire to be conservative but are not moneyed or educated enough so they espouse rubbish in an attempt to appeal to old money. Andrew Bolt for instance , no decent education, no conservative ideas, just offensive enough to keep his crappy job as Dumbo posterboy and controversy maker. Even South Australian mental defectives like him have their minions, who must really be struggling to think for themselves.

Is Butcher available for them? They would be mad not to play him.

Mentally yes. At 3 for-40 maybe he has some new tactics.

Back to your condescending best RR. Must be the smell of the new interior .

As a Demon Rock Chucker and an Opus Dei convert , you are allowed , nay expected, to [censored] yourself . Not an issue. All that oily rag crap , poverty, chastity, humility. They can have it. Man cannot live on bread alone. The odd bit of truffled llama in Shiraz Jus washed down with some Plonk helps. The biggest business in the world should be able to soak up the expense account of the CEO. Sell off the Sistine and get the party started I say.

Most of your news stories are written by a menopausal maniac with information gleaned from hiding in the ceiling at the junction oval amongst the possums. The only people that write about us now are the types that would kick an unconscious guy in the head after a fight , pull the wings off flies, torture cats etc. Having a crack at us now is almost sadistic. Weak,lowlife hackery. I remember '87 when there was barely an article about us as we kept on winning. We did better flying under the radar than we do in the 24 hour news cycle. We are as close to extinction as ever if this season fails to bring any success at all. The Age is in the same boat. Sad how two of Melbourne oldest institutions are scraping the barrel of existence after 156 years together in this town. Pathetic ,Disgusting ,Desperate and irrelevant-Sums up The Age more than us.