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BBO I need you to pick something up from a mate of mine in Crazyburn. He is wearing terrible tracksuit with three stripes,unshaven,no teeth,looks a bit fidgety. He will pass it to you in a shopping bag. I will get it off you later. Thanks mate.

Jees Jumbo you make the big calls and they return to bite you

Shouldn't you be mixing up the metamucil? I'm surprised your latest conquest hasn't got her teeth in the jar and the curlers in.

You know it's the cheap plonk from Aldi poured into a decent bottle. Don't be lured by empty promises Moon. Anyway, you are still fragile from the last encounter so i wouldn't risk it.

He's blacked out early tonight.

I wouldn't go to Craigieburn to see Elvis play.

Big coin for a zero gamer. FMD. Are we kidding ourselves or is that the market rate? Even the Cats had to carry the tomohawk for about 5 years. The money involved is getting ridiculous.

ask Spike Milligan. Poor Man. On his gravestone are the immortal words.. "I told you I was Ill."

More of a medieval type I would have thought.

Gav Wanga went allright. Go Nev! one of my favourites also. no bulls..t with Neville. Hope he is around for years.

Really a leaps and bounds project. Mostly backwards.

Neeld was so desperate to assert his authority on the club that he neutered the natural leaders and put two 20 year olds in as Captain. Weak people can't stand extroverts. Guess what- you can't win without them. I thank Beamer for his service and wish the Carey grammar boys luck.

He is as likely to go to another club as J . Viney was. We are in need of kids who love the Demons and can play. It seems to me the recruiters always have a plan a ,band c for their top picks and deals are done before the draft takes place- don't tell HQ or the Swans whole strategy will implode.

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .The correct nomenclature is " young liberal" Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references . Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats . I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

But it would make for an interesting Internet forum .Though the team selection thread would probably become irrelevant . As would the trade/ delist thread.

That joke needs a complete reconstruction .

He wouldn't duck if Grinter was coming through.

14.2 sounds good on paper but his defensive acts and tackle count was low. We don't need players who just kick goal after goal.

As Moonie might attest to ,you have never really been a fussy eater BBo.Something your personal trainer might have noticed.

Poor old pond scum. I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig. As I sit on my throne.

I moved out of that line of work months ago.I recall vividly a time when you were willing to be the John Voight character to my Dustin Hoffman. You country lads come to town with stars in your eyes in your tasseled suede suits but you never last long in the cut and thrust of the big smoke.

I too am having a hard time trying to emotionally stabilise a varied and idiosyncratic bunch if dispirited men and keep them focused on football. Unfortunately I know how Roosy feels and I believe chook does also.luckily we have frequent updates on your bodily fluid output and intake to provide is with a thought so repulsive that we feel like talking footy again.

Nuts and nanas- FMDrunk. The symbolism is overtly homoerotic. The things you crave are disturbing me. We have enough unrequited love around here for a book of poetry.

What does it profit a man if he attains the holy grail(twice)but loses his soul ?

I take any opportunity to promote random violence as well.It makes for a more polite,less chummy society .