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Really a leaps and bounds project. Mostly backwards.

Neeld was so desperate to assert his authority on the club that he neutered the natural leaders and put two 20 year olds in as Captain. Weak people can't stand extroverts. Guess what- you can't win without them. I thank Beamer for his service and wish the Carey grammar boys luck.

He is as likely to go to another club as J . Viney was. We are in need of kids who love the Demons and can play. It seems to me the recruiters always have a plan a ,band c for their top picks and deals are done before the draft takes place- don't tell HQ or the Swans whole strategy will implode.

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .The correct nomenclature is " young liberal" Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references . Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats . I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

But it would make for an interesting Internet forum .Though the team selection thread would probably become irrelevant . As would the trade/ delist thread.

That joke needs a complete reconstruction .

He wouldn't duck if Grinter was coming through.

14.2 sounds good on paper but his defensive acts and tackle count was low. We don't need players who just kick goal after goal.

As Moonie might attest to ,you have never really been a fussy eater BBo.Something your personal trainer might have noticed.

Poor old pond scum. I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig. As I sit on my throne.

I moved out of that line of work months ago.I recall vividly a time when you were willing to be the John Voight character to my Dustin Hoffman. You country lads come to town with stars in your eyes in your tasseled suede suits but you never last long in the cut and thrust of the big smoke.

I too am having a hard time trying to emotionally stabilise a varied and idiosyncratic bunch if dispirited men and keep them focused on football. Unfortunately I know how Roosy feels and I believe chook does also.luckily we have frequent updates on your bodily fluid output and intake to provide is with a thought so repulsive that we feel like talking footy again.

Nuts and nanas- FMDrunk. The symbolism is overtly homoerotic. The things you crave are disturbing me. We have enough unrequited love around here for a book of poetry.

What does it profit a man if he attains the holy grail(twice)but loses his soul ?

I take any opportunity to promote random violence as well.It makes for a more polite,less chummy society .

Sorry bout that- looks like him though. Can't read properly.

Not the Shitlams Col.

Roosy does well with 25-27 year olds who have been moved on. I have noticed he doesn't burn the kids but tries to get more from older guys. I think of Jolly,nick Davis ,Schneider ,Hall in that flag year. He formed that team quite swiftly- which is what we need to do. Let the rich clubs develop the teens. These days of high player turnover require shorter contracts.

I'm gonna pick up Miranda Kerr tomorrow night in front of Jamie Packer and take her home with a few of her model friends also.

Good player. Has a lot of Kent in him. Would walk in to our team if we are honest. Don't really care if he is a [censored]

Some men are beyond my help.I have tried all manner of therapy . No point in wasting meds.

Some men are beyond my help.I have tried all manner of therapy . No point in wasting meds.

I'm not into anything weird Moon-the company you have been keeping has turned you into a depraved sicko.

Sort of like paintball- except literally flinging shite.Sounds great .will need a mask probably. Where do I sign?

Then behave yourself.