Biffen

Shiraz flowing freely in Romsey tonight.

i can help you with a few titles.."Mr Universe of Lard" being just one of many, Seriously though,if you need a boost in the gym I can give you some stuff to help with your recovery.( from 5 push up in spandex)

RIP KHUNT.

When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that. Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either. What do i have to do for that.

Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room. Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.

No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty. Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.

Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda? Except i wont do the goat thing.

Good thinking , Why raise a sweat? When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust . Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust. I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it. With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.

Oh no.....I've been marketing it as an aphrodisiac in the Grey belt (Eastern burbs). Watch what those lascivious blue rinsers try to slip in your tea at old fartz tennis tomorrow.

Must explain why we always seem to be outnumbered in the second half.

They wont let me fly to Perth and anyway I need the stuff for my chemistry experiments here in the Gat, the locals love it .Seems harmless enough.

At least he was productive off field. Must have honed his radar.

The pond at least.

Can we get him some scary neck tatts or something. Surely that will strike fear into them.

So you're on the meth too. They must put it in the water over there.

Can anyone explain to me how long Tomahawk took to become a credible player? It was about 5 years IIRC. Not that Watts will be the same type of player but if he does have a break out season I would prefer it to be with us ,under contract,as he is.

What Joke?

And Lovett Junior looks like a goer. Hopefully Lyon Junior and Grinter Junior are on the way. The Father /son rule might be the only way to get talent back at the club .

You've slipped. Hogans Heroes is the poster boy of worst posters.

Sorry Moon but technically you are never the winner until the siren has blown to signify full time.

Just punch the F$%ken suitcase out of the big blouse until he gets some c#nt in him. Guys in a circle, one ball, two men in , no rules. There are other drills for [censored] as well. I could sort out that kid. Send him to the Gat for some survivor training. The AFl is a yuppie hand bag fest of overpaid bogans anyway. I'm about over the lot of it.

He won us a match after the siren. He gets a strong pass for the year on that alone.

Too early to explain the conspiracy against us but in time I'm sure you can recite it to her.

We are flesh eating Zombies that feed on youth. We are better off getting guys in their early 20s unless there is a freak like Hogan. Trouble is the freaks get injured or are inconsistent for many years before they start paying off. Guys that can kick a football and make it spin like a drop punt are really tricky to find now but we must persevere.

AFter all Fl og ,posting at 4.53 am means you are probably pizzed,after all. Even if you Perth types go to bed late.