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Biffen

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  1. My business will bounce back Bitters- and when it does I have a free credit in store offer for you. Gotta go fill out some insurance claims. If Abe Saffron can bounce back from disaster do can I.
  2. She is a respected political journalist- the Michelle Grattan of America , in many ways- almost Carolike .
  3. Maple - I fully agree that you are not Gatwick material - not everyone is cut out for " the life". Further- for Jazza to infer that you might be is scandalous . We can't expect much from the uneducated agrarian millionaires.
  4. Ling must be fairly intimidated stepping into the void left by Brian Royal.
  5. Watching them play rugby in the paddock must have been the final straw for you.Perhaps if you spent less time at the neighbours your flock might feel safer.
  6. I remember You telling me about the scandal with the farm hand on the 457 visa. I still can't believe you didn't know what was happening until the lads started speaking with a kiwi accent.
  7. Juice is right up there in my fave demonland subjects. Please keep the dream alive.
  8. Next time we should all roll up to Bbos with some garlic , rosemary and a rotisserie .I refuse to despatch one of them for ethical reasons and also because they have such lovely eyes.
  9. I don't want to bore you with the intricacies of my work practises but you are aware that the cost of precursor chemicals had trebled in the last financial year- I nearly rang the ACCC to complain .
  10. Have you not read the papers- there is a recession looming.One must save for a rainy day . We must all tighten our belts .sort of.
  11. I have merely been on an extended bender.Lordweaver must have found a higher calling. I cannot recant my lascivious lifestyle- I have made a solemn pact.
  12. Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.
  13. Biffen

    CYCLING

    Hird could inject something into one of those teams. Or maybe he is. "Studying" them.
  14. Bring back the reserves- starting at 11am - before the main game. Not a novel idea- but one the worked well for Melbourne based clubs.
  15. "Coach".Not Roach
  16. He did OK in '87.
  17. We only have time for contemplation of future sins at the Gat. No navel gazing here.
  18. Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke. You'll have to quit the lot.
  19. One smoke wont hurt Jazza. The tobacco industry needs you,relies on you. A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.
  20. Some of my employees here at the Gat are prone to lying. It's a part of their stock in trade,essential in the industry. You are probably never at work long enough to experience an injury except from the odd RSI pain which is probably caused from your private alpaca work.
  21. Workcover have unleashed a damning report on Melbourne during the Bailey years. Apparently we didn't do any. Some recruiters have also been reported for not working.
  22. Bomberblitz is a good laugh at the moment. As I was on a recent holiday from our own magnificent forum I took the opportunity to indulge in some schadenfreude. You should read some of the terrible things they write about that lovely journalist Caroline Wilson.Shocking.
  23. Yep, George Best and Kieth Richards made me what I am but it's time I spread my wings under my new life coach.
  24. Wear whatever turns you on deeluded. Dont let societal norms influence you.
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